I’ve been thinking about this. About how wrong it is to want to leave. Yes, I know, you may think that I’m some kind of
Category: Social Engineering
Snowflakes shed liberal tears about President Trump
OMG! What just happened? Well, what just happened is that due process happened to confirm that Donald Trump is the President-elect of the United States
Sleeping rough is a personal choice
At this time of year, the hard-done-by type stories get rolled out. Here’s one: We have to be very sad about those who are sleeping
Social Media watching innocent children die
There is something more than uncomfortable about ‘watching’ innocent children getting killed. Heck, most young children are ‘innocent’. More so when they are caught up
Liverpool panto star violently beaten up
News reaches me about a pantomime in Liverpool. And how an actor, a character in the panto, got beaten up by a bunch of about
Looking Back -v- Looking Forward
Watching any episode of BBC Question Time, or tuning in for any political interview, the one thing that’s noticeable is the balance of ‘Looking Back’
Now, that’s what I call a Phat burger
So, this has to be the best ever, extremely healthy, burger. Indeed, it is the Phat Burger. The Phat Burger, probably named as a parody
Forget peer reviewing, start peer-to-peer reviewing
Knowledge and understanding moves slowly forward for humanity. We are currently stuck using a dangerously precarious process that’s known as ‘Peer Review’. ‘Peer Review’ is
The LibDem Head of Remoaning
Failed politician Nick Clegg, once Deputy Prime Minister, once leader of the Liberal Democratic Party, and now man full of self-importance, has been recycled as
How to avoid boogeyman attack in bed
Science has discovered that there truly are boogeymen hiding under the bed. YOUR BED. Yes, when all the lights are off, and it’s the dark
Social Media warriors gotta hate Boris
Blimey. More anti-Brexit lies. Would you believe it! A few days ago my social media timelines were full with anti- Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson outbursts from
When’s the second by-election?
So, I generally find Julia Harley-Brewer a hard listen. Her show is on talkRADIO weekdays between 10am and 1pm. The hard listen bit is that
What did women do before vibrators were invented?
So, apart from actual rumpy pumpy, the solo playing with oneself is some of the porn that I produce. Erm, watch. No, I meant, a
Smearing on the toilet seat
OMG, another reason for women to take forever and ever in a toilet. But, since women tend to go to the toilet in pairs, is
Theresa May gets a Bush compliment
Kate Bush first appeared on the scene back in the 1970s, with a song called Wuthering Heights. Nobody understood the words, but the pitches that
Atheists need full rights too
If you have no interest in, let’s say, netball, you don’t join a netball supporters club, do you? Well, unless you feel bullied into pretending
The murderers disguised as peace lovers
It keeps happening. I keep coming across these very violent lefties. And they are scaring me, forcing me to retreat to my safe space. Strangely,
Viva la revolution, goodbye the liberal elite
So, there’s a revolution going on. Another one. Remember how the late 1960s and early 1970s saw a revolution. After decades of a conservative (with
The Scots obviously don’t really want independence
The Scots are strange. Well, around half of them are. Mainly, the racists who hate the English. This is a long standing tradition. They like
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton walk into a bar
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton walk in to a bar. Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says, “The media is really
Tea with the Sex Pistols
Who remembers when the Sex Pistols were an outrage? They represented a violent and aggressive reaction to the sameness of the day. They were considered
When love and peace really means hate and conflict
There’s a strange correlation between love and hate. And there are some danger signs to watch out for. In its peak, the flower power era
Confused change acceptingness
“I am no longer accepting the things I can not change. I am changing the things I can not accept.” O-k-a-y. Is this even a
We’ve bred generations who throw tantrums when they lose
When Remoaners (those who wanted to remain) lost the referendum over UK membership of the European Union, something bizarre happened. Yes, the throwing themselves face
Time to kill the scrambler bike riders
There’s an industry in Liverpool, a very profitable one. Liverpool has one of the biggest drug dealing industries in the UK. This is because of
Gimmie the choice to not buy The Sun
Why am I not allowed to chose to not buy The Sun? You see, I want to not buy The Sun. I can’t actually remember
Who’s behind The Donald?
I’m confused as to what this moving gif (If it’s not moving, click through to a platform that supports movement) means. Let me try to
Comedians and their hate speech
It is now the rule that we must hate our leaders. Why is this? There’s a pattern, too. The more terms that a Prime Minister
Facebork is making you angry
My Facebork timeline is full of bile and anger in a way I’ve never seen it before. I’m wondering if, no, convinced that, Facebork is
The successful fight against drugs
I think I really like the way the drug problem is being dealt with in the Philippines. Three million out of the population of 102
Trumping Trump wrestling stylee
Why does Donald Trump make me smile? Well, I think he’s doing brilliantly. Let me explain. To understand, I need you to think of WWE.
The UK takes in ‘child’ migrants
So, ‘children’ are being rounded up in the disgusting Calais camp called ‘the Jungle’, ready to be brought into the UK. But, all is never
Haters gonna hate Theresa May
So, Corbynistas and those (normally Remoaners) who are against this government (even though both it and its leader are receiving the highest approval ratings in
It’s hard being English
Maybe the English will be allowed their identity back once we have shed ourselves of the EU and then Scotland. Maybe.
HyperNormalisation
Nothing is real. We are being perception managed. Check out the latest Adam Curtis film. It will burn nearly 3 hours out of your life.
Remoaners enslaved by the hidden hand
Conspiracy theories. Yeah, normally the domain of those with mental health issues or the over consumption of recreational drugs. But, with the Remoaners refusing to
Death warmed up
So, visiting my neighbour’s place, I was intrigued by what he did for a living. “Well, I’m a collector.” “Of what?” “People” “People?” “Yes. When
Time for the Remoaners to leave the UK
There are a few things that aggravate me about ‘Brexit’. Well, not a few things, as such, because the aggravation comes from just one source
EU infatuation getting in the way
When it came to voting on whether or not the United Kingdom wanted to stay as a member of the EU, 46 million of our
The very very bad man
Costco is that pretentious store that supposedly provides goods at wholesale prices. Most of its customers are not retailers but ordinary pretentious people who are
Traditional Family Butcher
I’m not so sure that boasting about being into butchering families is a good idea. I mean, currently, it’s illegal and considered a bit of
Calling occupants of Interplanetary Craft
So. Have aliens landed? Is this one of their craft? Is this a communication system, speaking outward to the universe? I think we should be
Here come the clowns
There was a time when all we really had to worry about was a zombie apocalypse. Zombies slowly shuffling towards us, or us turning the
Pump up the jam
Why don’t London have any of these? They want to encourage less use of motorised vehicles, don’t they? They need to learn from the North-West.
Sterling devalued by an algorithm
So, whilst the likes of anti-Brexit sore losers like James O’Brien from LBC radio preach their daily leftie sermons about the sky falling, the truth
Stop giving expats our money
One of the things we need to stop as part of the final stage of ‘Brexit’ is the haemorrhaging of money and the rights to
UK girls head to Jungle to provide sex
I’ve never understood the sexual appeal of mass murderers. However, the more they tortured and raped and slowly killed a person, the more sex appeal
Corbyn – the Millennial Granddad
With Jeremy Corbyn cutting the figure of a pencil drawn 1920s Leninesque character from the yellowing pages of an old well-thumbed book about plots and
Dogs MUST be carried
I have often wondered how to demonstrate to those who, like myself, do not have Asperger’s Syndrome, what a person with Asperger’s, or most forms
Socialism in photos
I’m never quite sure which species would function under ‘socialism’ and end up with everybody being treated fairly and equally, but it ain’t the human
Union Jack Radio for Brexiters
It had to happen didn’t it. We now have an openly xenophobic nationalistic radio station. Would you believe it? It must come as a reaction
It’s not about the money
So, Ms Junior Doctor wearing a SWP badge and carrying a photo of Jeremy Corbyn, what will make this strike go away? Give us exactly
Why are football chants so gay?
The football season is here. This means that men, because it’s always mainly men, will be performing their strange aggressive singing. Why is it always
Social Justice
I stole this from the excellent satiria.net who really need to bring this magazine out for real. Butthurt Corbynistas will hate it. Check satiria.net out here.
Remoaners need to stop crying
For more than two months they’ve been whinging and moaning. I’m talking about the ‘Remoaners’. Yes, they continue to toll bells and shuffle with depressed
Keep the burqa out of banks
In these modern times it is extremely important for lefties to scream and shout “La la la la la” with their fingers in their ears,
The story of Christianity
There are many religions, of course, but in the UK, Christianity, whilst slowly dying in favour of Islam, is the one currently embedded into the
Reading a book can kill you
Pictorial proof that books are dangerous. Bloody Dangerous. See, pulling one out of a bookcase is like pulling a plug out of a dyke. Erm.
How to control immigration
I keep hearing mental debate on immigration. The left appears to think it’s cool to just allow people to come into the UK and that
I predict a riot!
So, we the people, read the manifestos of the parties that we could elect members of, and in May 2015 we elected the Conservative Party
The prejudices of leftie comedians
Ariane Sherine is a leftie comedian, writer, and funny lady (And, to be fair, she’s also been heart-wrenchingly sad). She first came onto my radar
Dangerous Storm in a Teacup
Old people. Especially very old people. They are the ones with a phrase for every occasion. Not just ‘a stitch in time saves nine’ (which
Why can’t Millennials understand logic?
I have spent my life on the internet being attacked by mental baby-boomers, well, baby-boomer radio anoraks, who think it’s cool to hide behind multiple
Anfield’s Prayer Board
Opposite the ‘Kop end’ (whatever that means) of Liverpool Football Club is a god-bothering centre. It’s a church, but one of those modern evangelical ones
Finally, they’ve stopped their lies
There are lies. And there are damn lies. Look at those lies up there. Damn lies. How many people seeing the legend ‘Free Cash‘ have
Radio’s awful ‘song listers’
I’d love to start a campaign of ‘calling out’ people on the radio. Well, on music radio. You can help! (Except you won’t) We need
Little Scotlanders
Yes, I know that the minority of Scots seem to want to exclude themselves from the United Kingdom (or the “rUK” as they charmingly call
The whinging illegal immigrant
So, a deported illegal immigrant who was working for Byron Burgers, having used forged papers in order to get the job with Byron, is complaining that
Corbyn comes to Liverpool
Jeremy Corbyn, a potential leader of the Labour Party, came to Liverpool the other day. He stood on top of a Fire Engine. Luckily there
Byron Burgers punished for obeying the law
You know how Momentum and the Corbynistas love nothing better than threatening rape to females they disagree with, and wishing death on the families of
Time to get rid of ‘gay marriage’
I don’t understand all this horrendous hatred of the LGBTQIRSLABCXYZ community. I mean, diss them (in a very friendly way) for having an ever increasingly
Momentum’s Cult of Corbyn
It’s only one little poll, but the latest findings of ICM put the Conservatives 16 points ahead of Labour. 16 points? So, what’s that all
Sudden loud noises
I was strolling through a part of Liverpool, when I came across this. An unexploded bomb that was in danger of making a huge ginormous
The holy cone
This lovely and lively puppy Labrador has, with fingers crossed, a future as a guide dog for a blind person. At a point in his
Don’t be a Bob
Back, a very very long time ago, I had respect for Bob Geldof. Sure, he’d only ever produced the one song of note, I don’t
Why bother hashtag praying for Munich?
After the horrendous protracted killing of over 80 souls in Nice, France, and further souls last night in Munich, the internet, or, to be more
Deliberate encouragement of separatism at the doctor’s
To the horror of a pal of mine, the revamped self-arrival screen at his doctor’s has changed. Once upon a time the screen sat there
It’s good to use nuclear weapons
How do you stop being bullied? How to ensure compensation when your house burns down? What’s your prospect of being rescued from a multi-storey building
Growing the employees of the future
So, why aren’t we growing the employees of the future? When the lovely Mrs May has settled in, there’s something I think she should sort
Stop filming, give Help!
Un-fucking-believable. The French Authorities have had to release this because, after the awful massacre in Nice, France, most bystanders were more interested in videoing the
Anfield’s weirdos attack phonebox
Liverpool‘s Anfield used to be an area of boarded up houses (ideal for setting up Cannabis farms within) and grey clothed bald kids scuttling around delivering
Why did the BBC sack the Met Office?
So, in the UK, the main publicly funded weather predictions come from the Meteorological Office. Their data and their understanding of the data is also
The selfish factions that hate democracy
There are a number of really annoying selfish factions of our mysterious human race worthy of mention. To start with, I have learned in life
It is time to stop all this division
Let’s do this thing!
Was Jesus all just made up?
This Bible thing is dead confusing, innit. Well, it’s not just a single book is it? It’s a collection of mini-books all written by different
The lies that triggered cop murders
Curiouser and curiouser. We started out with a Facebook Live video that commenced recording from the passenger’s seat just after a black man driving the car had
Is the Labour party sexist?
So, the Leader of the SNP is female. A very strong female at that. The leader of the Scottish Conservative party is also an extremely
We Saved Our Democracy
Pat Condell has spoken again. He has spoken out on behalf of the majority of the country. He has spoken out against the silly children
94 Prime Healthy Negroes
The year is 1769. Almost exactly 250 years ago. How awful. How awful. It is impossible to imagine what it was like to be a slave.
Deliberate isolation across the UK
The rise of the speaking of non-common languages across the UK is all part of the ‘divide and conquer’ plan of those who wish to
Political Overload Fatigue
Cor blimey. I can normally keep half an eye on the world of our UK politics whilst getting on with my real life. Normally politics
Fear of Change
I’m constantly amazed by all the negativity surrounding the current countdown to freedom, to ‘Brexit’. All these awful sooth-sayers predicting doom and gloom. This fear
No touchie
Somtimes Scousers need it carefully spelled out to them because they have no sense and are drawn to pressing buttons without thinking about the consequences…
The left’s hidden violence
One of ‘mysteries’ of our time is why the media is refusing to report of the rising hate crime. There is a little rise in
Can stupid get any more stupid?
Ok, I love this. Paul Joseph Watson is my hero. Maybe not on everything he speaks about evah, but definitely on this one. Please watch!
Away from the fat-cat middle-men
So, there’s this fairly big company I know. It has about 15 cleaners doing about 3 hours a day early in the morning. For which
Why was the referendum presented broken down into regions?
The majority of those who could be bothered to vote, which was a nice 72%, decided that we in the UK should leave the European
And so it begins
This picture to me epitomises the Great Britain versus the European Union ‘fight’. Or referendum. What you see is the tiny British trawler, currently struggling
Brexit: What next for you losers?
Oh dear. This Brexit vote hasn’t gone the way you hoped has it? Now you are seething with rage. And embarrassed. And seething a bit
Vote to REMAIN or else
Today is Referendum Day. Today across the UK you can vote TO STAY, that is REMAIN, in the excellent European Union. You have until 10
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