Tag: 2 cows

Well, rounding off the far too many posts about two cows, I leave us reflecting on our own two cows.  To be fair, it’s been

Not a donkey then?  Or am I trying to stereotype this otherwise perfectly fine and lovely people? To be fair on the Irish, whilst I’m

Udders of mass destruction, capable of delivering milk to every door-step in neighbouring countries within 45 minutes.  That’s what the millionaire socialist Tony Bliar and

They have a very complex system do the Greeks. I think it’s how they were able to historically be the ancient world’s philosophers and sciencey

A little bit odd, if I may be so bold as to say.  A little bit odd.  But, many things in India are odd.  Like

And what’s more, you don’t stop people who are illegally in your country from illegally trying to get into our country to get the free

Is that why and how they’ve got so much time to just produce lovely chocolate? I love Swiss chocolate. And, heck, they take so much

How old are most of those 300 workers?  How many hours a week are they milking for? I think we should be told!

Ok, if I wasn’t British, I’d be Italian, not Australian.  Lunch seems a good idea.  Especially after all this economic stuff with two cows.  Thinking

I could never be an American.  As their empire slowly sinks and disappears they are kicking off and behaving badly.  Plus they are mainly religious

I like the way the Aussies think.  If it wasn’t for the fact that I’m British, I’d be Australian.  I think.

Yeah, I’ve never understood the whole Venture Capitalist malarkey.  But it’s the best way to make a living using other people’s imaginary money.  Or something.

Yep.  Makes sense to normal hard-working humans. How can this be wrong?

Ah, yes, that brings back memories of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.  As in, when they decided that leaves would be currency and so

There is an extremely subtle almost impossible to see difference between Communism and Fascism. Both are imposed on ‘the people’.  Both hurt the population and

Ah yes.  Communism. The oft used yet most misunderstood concept when in the hands of trade unionists and Guardian reading loony lefties in the UK.

So, let’s start with the ideological version of ‘socialism’ with our two cows.  Socialism seems to work within a small community, such as a family,

“You have two cows” is a common political satire involving variations of scenarios of two cows and how they work within various economic systems. Asleep yet?