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Two Cows: British

5 August, 2015 Christopher England

Well, rounding off the far too many posts about two cows, I leave us reflecting on our own two cows.  To be fair, it’s been

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Two cows: Irish

4 August, 2015 Christopher England

Not a donkey then?  Or am I trying to stereotype this otherwise perfectly fine and lovely people? To be fair on the Irish, whilst I’m

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Two cows: Iraqi

3 August, 2015 Christopher England

Udders of mass destruction, capable of delivering milk to every door-step in neighbouring countries within 45 minutes.  That’s what the millionaire socialist Tony Bliar and

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Two Cows: Greek

2 August, 2015 Christopher England

They have a very complex system do the Greeks. I think it’s how they were able to historically be the ancient world’s philosophers and sciencey

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Two Cows: Indian

1 August, 2015 Christopher England

A little bit odd, if I may be so bold as to say.  A little bit odd.  But, many things in India are odd.  Like

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Two Cows: French

31 July, 2015 Christopher England

And what’s more, you don’t stop people who are illegally in your country from illegally trying to get into our country to get the free

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Two Cows: Swiss

30 July, 2015 Christopher England

Is that why and how they’ve got so much time to just produce lovely chocolate? I love Swiss chocolate. And, heck, they take so much

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Two Cows: Chinese

29 July, 2015 Christopher England

How old are most of those 300 workers?  How many hours a week are they milking for? I think we should be told!

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Two Cows: Italian

28 July, 2015 Christopher England

Ok, if I wasn’t British, I’d be Italian, not Australian.  Lunch seems a good idea.  Especially after all this economic stuff with two cows.  Thinking

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Two Cows: American

27 July, 2015 Christopher England

I could never be an American.  As their empire slowly sinks and disappears they are kicking off and behaving badly.  Plus they are mainly religious

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Two Cows: Australian

26 July, 2015 Christopher England

I like the way the Aussies think.  If it wasn’t for the fact that I’m British, I’d be Australian.  I think.

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Two Cows: Venture Capitalism

25 July, 2015 Christopher England

Yeah, I’ve never understood the whole Venture Capitalist malarkey.  But it’s the best way to make a living using other people’s imaginary money.  Or something.

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Two Cows: Capitalism

24 July, 2015 Christopher England

Yep.  Makes sense to normal hard-working humans. How can this be wrong?

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Two Cows: Bureaucratism

23 July, 2015 Christopher England

Ah, yes, that brings back memories of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.  As in, when they decided that leaves would be currency and so

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Two Cows: Fascism

22 July, 2015 Christopher England

There is an extremely subtle almost impossible to see difference between Communism and Fascism. Both are imposed on ‘the people’.  Both hurt the population and

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Two Cows: Communism

21 July, 2015 Christopher England

Ah yes.  Communism. The oft used yet most misunderstood concept when in the hands of trade unionists and Guardian reading loony lefties in the UK.

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Two Cows: Socialism

20 July, 2015 Christopher England

So, let’s start with the ideological version of ‘socialism’ with our two cows.  Socialism seems to work within a small community, such as a family,

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It’s time for two cows

19 July, 2015 Christopher England

“You have two cows” is a common political satire involving variations of scenarios of two cows and how they work within various economic systems. Asleep yet?

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Christopher England:

A dis/misplaced Londoner now in Liverpool, yet remaining a free-thinking and commentating observer of media, people watcher, reality checking truth detective, future trend predictor and complete all round tosser.

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