Well, rounding off the far too many posts about two cows, I leave us reflecting on our own two cows. To be fair, it’s been a while since the smell of slurry in the air of the countryside was replaced… Read More ›
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Two cows: Irish
Not a donkey then? Or am I trying to stereotype this otherwise perfectly fine and lovely people? To be fair on the Irish, whilst I’m not too sure that the complete embracing of the European Union is in their best… Read More ›
Two cows: Iraqi
Udders of mass destruction, capable of delivering milk to every door-step in neighbouring countries within 45 minutes. That’s what the millionaire socialist Tony Bliar and his Labour Government told us, and they even produced a cream dossier to prove it…. Read More ›
Two Cows: Greek
They have a very complex system do the Greeks. I think it’s how they were able to historically be the ancient world’s philosophers and sciencey peoples. All of whom also seemed to also write poetry and songs. Which is nice.
Two Cows: Indian
A little bit odd, if I may be so bold as to say. A little bit odd. But, many things in India are odd. Like how we pay them £Billions in ‘foreign aid’ to fight poverty as part of our… Read More ›
Two Cows: French
And what’s more, you don’t stop people who are illegally in your country from illegally trying to get into our country to get the free cows we stupidly give anybody that hasn’t lived here for generations.
Two Cows: Swiss
Is that why and how they’ve got so much time to just produce lovely chocolate? I love Swiss chocolate. And, heck, they take so much time over things, like their watches and, well, cuckoo clocks. Cuckoo clocks? What nutter invented… Read More ›
Two Cows: Chinese
How old are most of those 300 workers? How many hours a week are they milking for? I think we should be told!
Two Cows: Italian
Ok, if I wasn’t British, I’d be Italian, not Australian. Lunch seems a good idea. Especially after all this economic stuff with two cows. Thinking makes me hungry.
Two Cows: American
I could never be an American. As their empire slowly sinks and disappears they are kicking off and behaving badly. Plus they are mainly religious nutters. And they don’t have healthcare for anybody but the filthy rich. As in, healthcare… Read More ›
Two Cows: Australian
I like the way the Aussies think. If it wasn’t for the fact that I’m British, I’d be Australian. I think.
Two Cows: Venture Capitalism
Yeah, I’ve never understood the whole Venture Capitalist malarkey. But it’s the best way to make a living using other people’s imaginary money. Or something. Ok, I have no idea how it works and have never made £Millions out of… Read More ›
Two Cows: Capitalism
Yep. Makes sense to normal hard-working humans. How can this be wrong?
Two Cows: Bureaucratism
Ah, yes, that brings back memories of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. As in, when they decided that leaves would be currency and so set about burning them all to control the monetary system they’d just invented. It also… Read More ›
Two Cows: Fascism
There is an extremely subtle almost impossible to see difference between Communism and Fascism. Both are imposed on ‘the people’. Both hurt the population and stifle individuality. Yet, UK based idiots who are communists will fight fascists to the death… Read More ›
Two Cows: Communism
Ah yes. Communism. The oft used yet most misunderstood concept when in the hands of trade unionists and Guardian reading loony lefties in the UK. It is the most mothering, interfering and soul and individuality destroying concept. It usually has… Read More ›
Two Cows: Socialism
So, let’s start with the ideological version of ‘socialism’ with our two cows. Socialism seems to work within a small community, such as a family, or even a commune. But, once you increase the population, certainly to the size of… Read More ›
It’s time for two cows
“You have two cows” is a common political satire involving variations of scenarios of two cows and how they work within various economic systems. Asleep yet? I stole the graphics from Newstalk ZB and the Mike Hosking breakfast talking show, but… Read More ›
