Well, rounding off the far too many posts about two cows, I leave us reflecting on our own two cows. To be fair, it’s been
Tag: 2 cows
Two cows: Irish
Not a donkey then? Or am I trying to stereotype this otherwise perfectly fine and lovely people? To be fair on the Irish, whilst I’m
Two cows: Iraqi
Udders of mass destruction, capable of delivering milk to every door-step in neighbouring countries within 45 minutes. That’s what the millionaire socialist Tony Bliar and
Two Cows: Greek
They have a very complex system do the Greeks. I think it’s how they were able to historically be the ancient world’s philosophers and sciencey
Two Cows: Indian
A little bit odd, if I may be so bold as to say. A little bit odd. But, many things in India are odd. Like
Two Cows: French
And what’s more, you don’t stop people who are illegally in your country from illegally trying to get into our country to get the free
Two Cows: Swiss
Is that why and how they’ve got so much time to just produce lovely chocolate? I love Swiss chocolate. And, heck, they take so much
Two Cows: Chinese
How old are most of those 300 workers? How many hours a week are they milking for? I think we should be told!
Two Cows: Italian
Ok, if I wasn’t British, I’d be Italian, not Australian. Lunch seems a good idea. Especially after all this economic stuff with two cows. Thinking
Two Cows: American
I could never be an American. As their empire slowly sinks and disappears they are kicking off and behaving badly. Plus they are mainly religious
Two Cows: Australian
I like the way the Aussies think. If it wasn’t for the fact that I’m British, I’d be Australian. I think.
Two Cows: Venture Capitalism
Yeah, I’ve never understood the whole Venture Capitalist malarkey. But it’s the best way to make a living using other people’s imaginary money. Or something.
Two Cows: Capitalism
Yep. Makes sense to normal hard-working humans. How can this be wrong?
Two Cows: Bureaucratism
Ah, yes, that brings back memories of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. As in, when they decided that leaves would be currency and so
Two Cows: Fascism
There is an extremely subtle almost impossible to see difference between Communism and Fascism. Both are imposed on ‘the people’. Both hurt the population and
Two Cows: Communism
Ah yes. Communism. The oft used yet most misunderstood concept when in the hands of trade unionists and Guardian reading loony lefties in the UK.
Two Cows: Socialism
So, let’s start with the ideological version of ‘socialism’ with our two cows. Socialism seems to work within a small community, such as a family,
It’s time for two cows
“You have two cows” is a common political satire involving variations of scenarios of two cows and how they work within various economic systems. Asleep yet?