Two Cows: Indian

A little bit odd, if I may be so bold as to say.  A little bit odd.  But, many things in India are odd.  Like how we pay them £Billions in ‘foreign aid’ to fight poverty as part of our guilt trip about how bad we were back in the days when we Brits were basically bad everywhere, whilst they spend £Billions in joining the space race.

Meanwhile, by choice, over half the population of India defecate (or as normal people pronounce it, “shit”) on the ground behind bushes, in rivers or onto railway lines in preference to using an actual toilet, when available.  Which I guess gets into the two cows digestive systems since the grass they are munching on is covered in human shit.

No wonder Indians refuse to eat cows and worship them in apology for spoiling the otherwise sweet taste of the grass.