Ok. Sigh. I have to come out and say that I have a mole at the end of my willy. I know. I know. I’m
Month: October 2015
That terrible Facebook Skunk cocktail
Anybody watching an episode of the Jeremy Kyle Show will know that we currently face a toxic combination; Facebork and Skunk. Together they are eating
Everything tastes like chicken
So then. Should I eat it or should I give it to the cat? (I ate it. It was yum!)
Will candles save me from freezing to death?
Candles. I discovered a load of candles. Ancient candles that would sit majestically inside long lost fancy candle stick holders. Clinging to the wax was
And what is the Climate Change Solution?
Why oh why would anybody hold up a banner that they couldn’t explain? Is this really a new kind of stupid? Is this really how
Meet the other half
Most Scouse females are addicted to fake tan or burning themselves to a crisp with cancer inducing tanning tubes. They do this along with removing
What’s all the blessing about?
I know they mean well, but when I sneeze a number of people will automatically respond with, “Bless you!”. They then expect me to say,
Proof that your brain hates you
One of many brilliant cartoons from theoatmeal.com that made me lol. If you have a few moments or longer to spare, check out Matthew Inman’s wonderful
There’s nothing wrong with UK Sharia law
There’s nothing wrong with Sharia law in Britain if that’s what the locals want, surely? How can it be wrong for the people of, for
Old were young
Young people look at old people as if they are space aliens. For some reason they don’t realise that they are looking at their future.
Radio Caroline’s DA Box
This article was originally written in the 1990s. I republish it here to bring you up to speed with the truth behind Radio Caroline. The
ReligiON versus ReligiOFF
Defo when Religi is turned off the view is far more exciting and full of wonderment. More people need to turn it off.
Caroline bell liberated from false idol?
News finally reaches me that I found almost impossible to comprehend. It was so shocking and horrific that I was stopped in my tracks when
My money’s on Number 1. Yours?
Uber is really the new Knowledge
Four million years ago people realised they could make a living ferrying people around London in exchange for money. This mutated into the ‘taxicab‘ network
How to build a computer so cheaply
This is so easy and can save ££££s and it only takes a few minutes. I mean, what is the point of buying a new
Mass Murder in the USA
The most dangerous place to be in America is attending a place of learning. Statistically it’s extremely likely that the place of learning will at
Why is it that there’s now a whole generation that have no idea what their kitchen is for? Well, they think it’s a place where
The avoiding the commercials skill
I don’t watch much telly. I never watch any of the soaps, evah. Likewise I don’t watch the pretend quizzes and talent shows, especially the
How to weigh yourself
And it’s a good exercise too. What’s not to like about this way of weighing?
Why we New Scousers love our city of Liverpool
One of the main things I noticed when I was banned from London and had to become a New Scouser was how much hatred there was
Sharing bodily fluids
I’m not sure about this animation. I’m not sure if I feel uneasy about it. I think I might. It appears to be lumps transferring
Official! Jesus never existed: Christianity closes down
Here’s an interesting one for all the Jesus Christ followers. Apparently he never actually existed. New research has apparently discovered that the Jesus character and
Massive human cell division
WTF? (Click through to a platform that plays this moving gif) One moment you are just you, and then suddenly you are lots of you.
Walthamstow: Snakes Outside McDonald’s
Walthamstow used to be my ‘endz’ when I lived in East London. Right around the corner from Walthamstow Central Station (Underground, Overground and Buses) is
The iSheep dilemma
Android can sort out your relationships and your life to make you the King of the planet! Fact!
All hail Comrade Corbyn
So, last week’s Labour conference saw the rollercoaster that is Jeremy Corbyn elevated to not only the top 1% earners in the country, but also
Something’s wrong with my house
This moving or animated gif (If you are reading this on a platform like Facebork that doesn’t support moving gifs, you won’t see it, er,
Radio London is back!
Yes! Radio London is back! Exciting times! Radio anoraks are probably going to have exploding heads! Yes, Radio London is back. I remember Radio London
The corruption of the scientific method
It seems very sad that the scientific process has been so corrupted. Back in the day you could rely on scientific papers to have a
It didn’t rain until September
So, can you remember September 2015? Really? You probably think you can, but those are planted memories. September 2015 never actually existed. However, humans love