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Month: August 2015

September 2015 re-written

31 August, 2015 Christopher England

Damn it. Once again, problems with time and space and the need to re-write all your memories of September, just as we had to do

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Cat and bucket

30 August, 2015 Christopher England

This is my cat. The bucket is mine too. This is my cat and my bucket in a bath. The bath is mine as well.

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This is handy

29 August, 2015 Christopher England

A bit of fun with this moving gif. It looks so spooky and real. But is it though?

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Big L’s Steve James thinks I’m a Barbie Girl.

28 August, 2015 Christopher England

So, as explained before, I am a paradox.  I absolutely hate oldies. Old songs. Especially the same old same old oldies. And in order to

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Seeing doubles

27 August, 2015 Christopher England

Yep. Sseeeeiinngg ddoouubblleess.

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Two types of girls

26 August, 2015 Christopher England

Ummm.  Not sure what this could possibly mean.  In the slightest.  Not at all.

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Putting the desert sects into perspective

25 August, 2015 Christopher England

Frustrating how backward certain parts of humanity are, innit.

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Please welcome iPhone 6S users to 2014!

24 August, 2015 Christopher England

And you can bet there will be pointless queues outside Apple shops whilst no queues outside all the other phone shops will make popping out

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Liverpool on the unhappy list

23 August, 2015 Christopher England

Yep, it’s official. According to an ONS survey, Liverpool is officially the 5th unhappiest place in the whole of the UK! Coming behind Dover, which

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Piggygate

22 August, 2015 Christopher England

So “piggygate” doesn’t have to be true, does it, for the left to push it around and make jokes for everybody to tut tut about.

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Smoking helps you relax

21 August, 2015 Christopher England

I wonder how many decades before the horrors of ‘vaping’ are manifested as a drain on our National Health Service.

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Old people swarm onto the back of BBC Radio 1

20 August, 2015 Christopher England

Once again bunches of old people seem to be circling on the youth radio of the day, BBC Radio 1.  Just as bunches of old

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Toilet truths

19 August, 2015 Christopher England

Should I comment?  Does it say enough? It does doesn’t it.  F’narr.

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Exciting new powerful radio transmitter

18 August, 2015 Christopher England

It’s that radio anorak time of year when the slightly pre-death age anoraks lay themselves in bed dreaming. If their nurse, carer or wife* is

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Come on in fam

17 August, 2015 Christopher England

Woah! What the Feck? Scary. Truly. I mean, if that was really really real, it would be like some kind of drug crazed dream. I

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Mwahahahaha

16 August, 2015 Christopher England

I do. I really really do.

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Mount Unpleasant racism in Liverpool

15 August, 2015 Christopher England

As a white English man living in London, I was so used to being a victim of racism that I didn’t take too much notice

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OMG, it’s mental radio anorak day … again!

14 August, 2015 Christopher England

Jeeez. Spare me.  It’s August the 14th. Noooooooooo.  Back in 1967 this was the day that all the pop pirate radioships fell silent (except those

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All about Everything

13 August, 2015 Christopher England

It’s impossible to disagree with this simple yet complete understanding of Everything.

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Gun threats on a busy Manchester tram

12 August, 2015 Christopher England

Well, kudos to the lone pair of police officers that dealt with a mob of yobs on a busy tram at Manchester’s Victoria station. A

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Scouse terrorism

11 August, 2015 Christopher England

If Scousers had learned how to read, they’d be offended by this joke and there’d be a very drunken fight.

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Infinite energy

10 August, 2015 Christopher England

We humans have been trying to create the ultimate infinite energy generator. We want to produce energy like electricity but at no real cost, at

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Rare moon event not to be missed

9 August, 2015 Christopher England

Yeah, you must pass this ‘meme’ on.  It’s the Facebork equivalent of the chain letters we all used to get before t’internet.  You get a

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Huge Goldfish attacks building

8 August, 2015 Christopher England

So, it seems to me that there’s not enough of this going on. There should be a lot more mixing of things like, well, fish

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The dazzling dazzle ships of Liverpool

7 August, 2015 Christopher England

Liverpool’s little chugging and insignificant ferry ‘Snowdrop‘ underwent a makeover and became a ‘dazzle’ ship. Well, ferry. It caused a mixture of shock, horror and

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The anti-Joe van

6 August, 2015 Christopher England

Somebody with too much time on their hands keeps driving this van around Liverpool.  I’ve seen it in trendy Hope Street, and captured it as

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Two Cows: British

5 August, 2015 Christopher England

Well, rounding off the far too many posts about two cows, I leave us reflecting on our own two cows.  To be fair, it’s been

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Two cows: Irish

4 August, 2015 Christopher England

Not a donkey then?  Or am I trying to stereotype this otherwise perfectly fine and lovely people? To be fair on the Irish, whilst I’m

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Two cows: Iraqi

3 August, 2015 Christopher England

Udders of mass destruction, capable of delivering milk to every door-step in neighbouring countries within 45 minutes.  That’s what the millionaire socialist Tony Bliar and

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Two Cows: Greek

2 August, 2015 Christopher England

They have a very complex system do the Greeks. I think it’s how they were able to historically be the ancient world’s philosophers and sciencey

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Two Cows: Indian

1 August, 2015 Christopher England

A little bit odd, if I may be so bold as to say.  A little bit odd.  But, many things in India are odd.  Like

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Christopher England:

A dis/misplaced Londoner now in Liverpool, yet remaining a free-thinking and commentating observer of media, people watcher, reality checking truth detective, future trend predictor and complete all round tosser.

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