Damn it. Once again, problems with time and space and the need to re-write all your memories of September, just as we had to do
Month: August 2015
Cat and bucket
This is my cat. The bucket is mine too. This is my cat and my bucket in a bath. The bath is mine as well.
This is handy
A bit of fun with this moving gif. It looks so spooky and real. But is it though?
Big L’s Steve James thinks I’m a Barbie Girl.
So, as explained before, I am a paradox. I absolutely hate oldies. Old songs. Especially the same old same old oldies. And in order to
Seeing doubles
Yep. Sseeeeiinngg ddoouubblleess.
Two types of girls
Ummm. Not sure what this could possibly mean. In the slightest. Not at all.
Putting the desert sects into perspective
Frustrating how backward certain parts of humanity are, innit.
Please welcome iPhone 6S users to 2014!
And you can bet there will be pointless queues outside Apple shops whilst no queues outside all the other phone shops will make popping out
Liverpool on the unhappy list
Yep, it’s official. According to an ONS survey, Liverpool is officially the 5th unhappiest place in the whole of the UK! Coming behind Dover, which
Piggygate
So “piggygate” doesn’t have to be true, does it, for the left to push it around and make jokes for everybody to tut tut about.
Smoking helps you relax
I wonder how many decades before the horrors of ‘vaping’ are manifested as a drain on our National Health Service.
Old people swarm onto the back of BBC Radio 1
Once again bunches of old people seem to be circling on the youth radio of the day, BBC Radio 1. Just as bunches of old
Toilet truths
Should I comment? Does it say enough? It does doesn’t it. F’narr.
Exciting new powerful radio transmitter
It’s that radio anorak time of year when the slightly pre-death age anoraks lay themselves in bed dreaming. If their nurse, carer or wife* is
Come on in fam
Woah! What the Feck? Scary. Truly. I mean, if that was really really real, it would be like some kind of drug crazed dream. I
Mwahahahaha
I do. I really really do.
Mount Unpleasant racism in Liverpool
As a white English man living in London, I was so used to being a victim of racism that I didn’t take too much notice
OMG, it’s mental radio anorak day … again!
Jeeez. Spare me. It’s August the 14th. Noooooooooo. Back in 1967 this was the day that all the pop pirate radioships fell silent (except those
All about Everything
It’s impossible to disagree with this simple yet complete understanding of Everything.
Gun threats on a busy Manchester tram
Well, kudos to the lone pair of police officers that dealt with a mob of yobs on a busy tram at Manchester’s Victoria station. A
Scouse terrorism
If Scousers had learned how to read, they’d be offended by this joke and there’d be a very drunken fight.
Infinite energy
We humans have been trying to create the ultimate infinite energy generator. We want to produce energy like electricity but at no real cost, at
Rare moon event not to be missed
Yeah, you must pass this ‘meme’ on. It’s the Facebork equivalent of the chain letters we all used to get before t’internet. You get a
Huge Goldfish attacks building
So, it seems to me that there’s not enough of this going on. There should be a lot more mixing of things like, well, fish
The dazzling dazzle ships of Liverpool
Liverpool’s little chugging and insignificant ferry ‘Snowdrop‘ underwent a makeover and became a ‘dazzle’ ship. Well, ferry. It caused a mixture of shock, horror and
The anti-Joe van
Somebody with too much time on their hands keeps driving this van around Liverpool. I’ve seen it in trendy Hope Street, and captured it as
Two Cows: British
Well, rounding off the far too many posts about two cows, I leave us reflecting on our own two cows. To be fair, it’s been
Two cows: Irish
Not a donkey then? Or am I trying to stereotype this otherwise perfectly fine and lovely people? To be fair on the Irish, whilst I’m
Two cows: Iraqi
Udders of mass destruction, capable of delivering milk to every door-step in neighbouring countries within 45 minutes. That’s what the millionaire socialist Tony Bliar and
Two Cows: Greek
They have a very complex system do the Greeks. I think it’s how they were able to historically be the ancient world’s philosophers and sciencey
Two Cows: Indian
A little bit odd, if I may be so bold as to say. A little bit odd. But, many things in India are odd. Like
