And what’s more, you don’t stop people who are illegally in your country from illegally trying to get into our country to get the free
Month: July 2015
Two Cows: Swiss
Is that why and how they’ve got so much time to just produce lovely chocolate? I love Swiss chocolate. And, heck, they take so much
Two Cows: Chinese
How old are most of those 300 workers? How many hours a week are they milking for? I think we should be told!
Two Cows: Italian
Ok, if I wasn’t British, I’d be Italian, not Australian. Lunch seems a good idea. Especially after all this economic stuff with two cows. Thinking
Two Cows: American
I could never be an American. As their empire slowly sinks and disappears they are kicking off and behaving badly. Plus they are mainly religious
Two Cows: Australian
I like the way the Aussies think. If it wasn’t for the fact that I’m British, I’d be Australian. I think.
Two Cows: Venture Capitalism
Yeah, I’ve never understood the whole Venture Capitalist malarkey. But it’s the best way to make a living using other people’s imaginary money. Or something.
Two Cows: Capitalism
Yep. Makes sense to normal hard-working humans. How can this be wrong?
Two Cows: Bureaucratism
Ah, yes, that brings back memories of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. As in, when they decided that leaves would be currency and so
Two Cows: Fascism
There is an extremely subtle almost impossible to see difference between Communism and Fascism. Both are imposed on ‘the people’. Both hurt the population and
Two Cows: Communism
Ah yes. Communism. The oft used yet most misunderstood concept when in the hands of trade unionists and Guardian reading loony lefties in the UK.
Two Cows: Socialism
So, let’s start with the ideological version of ‘socialism’ with our two cows. Socialism seems to work within a small community, such as a family,
It’s time for two cows
“You have two cows” is a common political satire involving variations of scenarios of two cows and how they work within various economic systems. Asleep yet?
Is British Summer Time over?
Simon Cowell is one of the best and most accurate measures of the end of British Summer Time. There are, however, a few others:
Orchestrating the greenie sheeple
Those who wish to manipulate and gain power are lucky that countries are full of sheeple. Especially the UK. Sheeple are the ones easily led
Woodn’t this be a good app
(Ok, you need to see the moving gif / animated version of this, so if you’re looking via a platform such as Facebork that doesn’t
Is it time to execute smokers?
Look at this mess! I just had to walk through this. Why are smokers such dirty bastards? Is it a mental thing and they can’t
Islam, the religion of war
The Christians have their Bible, the Jews their Torah, and the Muslims have their Koran. All are books full of far too many words. Far
How to survive various animal attacks
Brilliant stuff from The Poke. Love it.
Make Britain unattractive to illegal migrants
Thousands of men live in rough camps in Calais. They are waiting to illegally get into Britain. They hope to do this by breaking into
McDonald’s takes a fresh turn
Well, this is interesting, innit. McDonald’s restaurants are closing across the country. Now, that’s a thought that will excite the eco-warriors who have been indoctrinated
It had to be done. Doubles. There are millions of rip-roaring side-splitting examples. And then there are these.
This is not politically correct
OMG! Like, yeah, have you seen what the agitators and haters did with the BBC’s Top Gear and their use of the ‘P‘ word? Yeah,
The rise and rise of Duncan Barkes
I recently lamented the ‘disappearing’ of Duncan Barkes from LBC (here). There he was as the host of the 10pm to 1am slot Sunday to
My pale skin
Some awful people are nothing more than cruel. This video is just so brilliantly made:
Global’s ‘disappearance’ of Duncan Barkes
I have a lot to thank Duncan Barkes for, but more of that later. He’s a radio presenter. More specifically a talking radio presenter. Until
North Liverpool’s Free bricks service
Wonderful news for North Liverpudlians. A derelict building is now being used to supply slate tiles and bricks. For free! Ok, you do have to
Radio anoraks and their clickbait
One of the most hateful things about Facebork is ‘clickbait‘. Clickbait is a pejorative term describing web content that is aimed at generating online advertising
The Hottest Day Evah!
Hilarious! So, the Met Office, with its institutionalised Global Warming meme fully in place, excitedly announced that we had just had the hottest day …
Scouse bullies and Pigeongate
News reaches me of Anfield’s ‘Pigeongate’. Anfield, famous for the highest density of skunk farms in Merseyside, gang murders in launderettes, the blatant setting alight
Yeah, ladies, why walk around carrying a selfie-stick for those moments, which, lets face it are at least 12 times an hour, when you have