I knew this proud and harmless elderly couple. They’d been together for about 15 years. He is 75 and she, well, she looks younger. She
Tag: health
I just cannot appreciate self-harming
Decades ago I knew a teenage girl who would self harm. Damn. Yet another lovely human I lost touch with. I wonder whatever happened to
Drunk tanks and stigmatising the alcie arseholes
There are ideas to try to free up police time, energy and resources, by plonking drunks into privately run drunk tanks, for which they would
Ronan O’Rahilly
I recently wrote a tongue in cheek article about Radio Caroline. However this, in contrast, is a very sombre few words on a very related
God and Satan are no longer on my newsfeed
I have a fairly relaxed attitude to social media. Over the years in public fora many bullies have tried to attack me, always from their
Meat is oh so yummy
It may surprise my good regular readers to discover that I am vegan. Ok, I’m not vegan. Neither am I vegetarian. I am a healthy
Time to clear out the alcies and the druggie scum
Last night the Accident and Emergency Units of hospitals around the UK were full. They’ll be full again tonight. They are always fuller when it’s
A spider is a girl’s best friend
Aha. Now I understand. I’ve often wondered why I could here screams of ‘Oh My God’ and very loud whimpering followed by an explanation from
Smokers are evil
As a good Muslim boy I don’t smoke. (Humour Alert! I’m not Muslim.) Actually, proper Christians shouldn’t smoke either. (I’m not Christian either.) Apart from the
Death at Starbucks
I walked nearly 5 kilometres (just over 3 miles) the other day. No biggie. I decided to reward myself with a sit down with a
The real way to save the earth
Here’s a video of one of the TED presentations that you probably need to watch if you truly care about humanity. It’s 20 minutes long
The countdown to disaster has started
Here’s your 12 month warning. Power cuts are on the way. Electricity requirements within the UK cannot be met by the amount we are generating.
PETA puts up posters that encourage children to smoke
Some might say that PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) is one of those weirdo cults joined by those people who are confused
Enjoying the journey
My view, arrived at rather late in life I suspect, is that everything should be about enjoying the journey rather than being pre-occupied by the
Some pots to piss in
Erm. These are urinals. You know, those things men point their penises towards when wishing to do a wee-wee. Well, three look perfectly usual. But
Depression by Influenza
Well, it’s 9 in the morning. The nurse who thought I was the 77 year old with the same first name but similar yet different
Drunks are neither fun nor funny
I was at a meeting the other day, maybe the sixth and last of a number we had all had together. Most of us hadn’t
Wot no Fish?
Liverpool still keeps on with its pretence of having Fish and Chips shops when it actually has none. Now then, when I lived in London,
The religion virus has to wither away
The dominant warring religion viruses, born of the inbred desert tribes of the Middle East thousands of years ago, are destined to use the humans
Eating meat and nice desserts is good for you!
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Bitty, want bitty
I don’t have a problem with women getting their tits out for their kids. It seems perfectly natural to me. However, it does seem to
Cunning Chinese make fat people explode
Whilst the western world spends its time staring suspiciously at anybody of an Arabic(ish)/Middle Eastern origin or appearing to be dressed in an Islamic way
The best Indian Takeaway. Evah!
People who know me, know that I eat anything. That’s why I’m a fat bastard. One of my pleasures is the ‘curry’, although I hate
Fat people hearing the Hungry signal
The cruelty and taunts from those who aren’t fat aimed at those who are have crushed confidence and led to many a suicide. Fat people
The cost of your alcohol abuse
You drunks and alcies have been in the news again. You are costing us a fortune. You are terrorising hospital staff and getting in the
The Otter’s Cafe with no otters
Maybe it’s not ideal for this kind of weather, but there’s an 8 kilometre walk along the River Mersey. It can get a bit boring,
I’m the man without a past
So, having basked in a recent article from Steve Conway (here) that basically went on about how in touch with tomorrow I am, I thought
How useless is a sandpaper dildo?
I’m not actually sure how useless a sandpaper dildo is. I mean, for those who partake of a little BDSM in their lives, I’d have
Admitting to Fat Bastard Syndrome
I’m don’t drink alcohol, and when I say I don’t drink alcohol, almost everybody assumes I must be a recovering alcoholic. I’m not, I just
Christopher England fights Fat Bastard Syndrome
The first few weeks of January must be terrible for gym owners. Ok, yes, there might be new business from those idiots setting themselves ridiculous New Year’s
Steve Conway fights Fat Bastard Syndrome
One of the first things I noticed, following my eviction from London, and arrival in Liverpool, was how everybody smokes. The second was that every
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