Well, on Wednesday, Article 50 was finally triggered, starting the 2 year process for the United Kingdom to finally leave the clutches of control by the European Union. The ‘Brexiteers‘ or ‘Leavers‘ are quite happy with this, and are feeling very… Read More ›
Ever wanted to know the secret to my success? Well, let me shout it out loud.
There’s only one thing better than cake. More cake. Cake with ice cream, cake. Caaake.
Disgusting! F’narr F’narr.
Have you missed me?
Sadly, not enough people shift into this sort of ‘overdrive’ mode when they are over the speed limit.
So, somebody managed to take a photo of a crashed UFO. They say it definitely came from outer space. Seems legit.
That moment when you realise that the skulls of your enemies just don’t burn away that easily.
Hang on a sec. Has that really been underneath my cup all these months? Is that why people snigger when I take a swig? Bastards!