The lady got wood

gotwoodIf you go down to the woods today, you’re sure of a big surprise.

Now, the problem is how to work out what the problem actually is.  I mean, it could be that somebody has a skill which allows them to carve beautiful women into tree stumps. That’s fine.

But, what if that’s not the skill.  What if their skill is in turning beautiful women into tree stumps? That would be a little bit scary.  Especially if you came across this in the middle of the forest. And.  If you recognised that it was your girlfriend who’d been missing for the last week or so.

That would almost be as scary as when everything went completely silent and you could feel something breathing on your neck and somehow knew not to turn around.

Just sayin’.