Tag: fun

Fed-up with having to spray de-icer or break your credit card scraping furiously in order to see out of your windscreen?  There is an answer!

Can’t be slip-sliding all over the road this winter. You want to do it yourself when it comes to snow traction.

Imagine a blow-out this bad.  It could kill you. And all because you carried on driving on the wrong air!

Don’t let your headlights shine darkly in the snow. You need see where to go:

As the nights get colder, there’s nothing worse than getting in your car in the morning, only to discover your headlights are too cold to

This is the kind of advice that the unhelpful garage mechanics just refuse to share.

It’s called coolant because it cools you down in the summer.  Defo needs to be gone for winter!

Be prepared.  Don’t let winter be a scary time.

There’s nothing worse than in the snow and cold of winter suddenly realising that your muffler bearings are out.

That morning when you wake-up needing a wee, potter into the bathroom whilst still mainly fast asleep, and open your eyes just as you take

Each one of these trees is watching and waiting.  Yet, they chose not to harm humans.  For now.

Every year at Easter it’s always the same for these poor bastards. Nobody seems to care. People just munch away without care or consideration. Murderers.

Ever wanted to know the secret to my success?  Well, let me shout it out loud.

There’s only one thing better than cake. More cake. Cake with ice cream, cake. Caaake.

If you go down to the woods today, you’re sure of a big surprise. Now, the problem is how to work out what the problem

Impressive.  A man-made smoke ring type shockwave can be physically seen crossing the room and knocking down the boxes. The only time I’ve seen this

Disgusting! F’narr F’narr.

So, I’ve never seen my private pool from this angle.  But now that I have, I have a strange nagging vertigo. When I’m not looking at

Have you missed me?

Sadly, not enough people shift into this sort of ‘overdrive’ mode when they are over the speed limit.

That moment when you realise that the skulls of your enemies just don’t burn away that easily.

Blimey. How long have I been away from London? I could have sworn Oxford Street was a bit more luxurious than this…

There’s an old folks home just up the road. It’s full of old people. Every Friday they get herded into their common room, and a

Many people turn to ask me how and why I am so serenely calm. Well, what can I say.

Christmas.  Urgh.  And finally…

I must look for a list I made last year of all the people I need to buy prezzies for.  Not sure where I put

See what happens when the toys come out to play behind your backs?  When you are not watching them, they get up to all sorts

This is an actual thing, ok?  It’s proof, if it were ever needed, that a woman’s period is the most dangerous time of the month.

What the fuck? I’m sure I’ve actually had this as a nightmare/dream.  Brilliant!

It’s moving into that time of year when we need to think about the animals. Animals don’t like the cold. We need to do all

Ok, anybody? See these boots with their Batman style utility belts? What country am I in and what is the profession of the wearer?

So, driving along a country road, it’s perfectly normal to suddenly come across a tree that has a face and is a head with an

Finally.  Photographic proof that beyond any doubt, there is water on Mars…

At this time of year there are many things flying around, buzzing around, and they can be bad for your health.  For that reason, I

One of the perils of living in a house with children in it is that the carpet or hard floor is never clear. Ok, it’s

A day in the life of your average girl’s mouth.  This is exactly what it looks like from the inside. Honest. (You may need to

Under normal circumstances I never wear, and I detest, laces.  All my shoes are slip on, and never laces.  I have watched people with laces

You ever had one of those days when you wish you’d noticed the notice? Just me then?

It’ll get annoyingly hotter in August, but as July comes to a close we have more acceptable temperatures. Indeed, evenings have turned a little chilly.

So, we are out. Do you know why we are out? It’s because of the racists and xenophobes. Yeah, them. It’s so very wrong that

Yum. Breakfast. But why is it winking at me? Is it trying to turn me vegan?

Wow! This young ginger lady is disturbing. But. What does it all mean? (If nothing’s moving, click through to a platform that supports moving gifs)

I’m watching you!

Jesus has a very very wicked sense of humour…

This is very common. Aggressive graffiti. It sits there on the wall looking all innocent and bringing the tone of the area down. Soon, you

Nothing weird about this.  (It’s a moving gif, so click through to a platform that supports them) This is how to get yourself a girlfriend

You recognise these three situations, if you are a cat lover.  I mean, a lover of cats.  Not a cat lover.  That would be wrong.