So, I’ve never seen my private pool from this angle. But now that I have, I have a strange nagging vertigo. When I’m not looking at the bigger picture but just part of it, it all seems very cosy. Nice sun loungers, nice pool, nice water-slide. Brilliant massages. Very naked ladies. Carefully applying sun screen over their delicate bodies, before watching them dance seductively to the smooth beats…
Um. Did I say that out loud?
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