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Feline Paralysis

14 February, 2017 Christopher England

This always happens to me. Hours of my life can pass, especially in the colder weather, when my duty as an electric blanket or living

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Cats go fishing

1 February, 2017 Christopher England

Apparently, cats, these cats, in this really old photo, used to wait for the returning fishermen.  After a day and a bit at sea, the

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My CAT scan

20 August, 2016 Christopher England

I have often wondered what doctors learn from a CAT scan. The other day, rather frightened, they forced me to have a CAT scan.  I

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We can’t see what a cat sees

21 July, 2016 Christopher England

We know that our cat sees things we can’t see, especially in the gap in the kitchen floor.  He will stare for hours.  Now we

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Cats and headstands

12 July, 2016 Christopher England

Sometimes it’s not a good idea to attempt a headstand when you live in a house of cats… (If it ain’t moving, just click through

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Not cool, cruel for cats

9 May, 2016 Christopher England

I like cats, I do. I like them because they are human.  Erm.  Ok, I like them because they are their own persons. Erm. Cats.

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Fancy a Kit-Kat?

27 January, 2016 Christopher England

Pussy. Oh, so tasty.

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Cat in a box

9 January, 2016 Christopher England

What is it with boxes?  Whenever a box sees a cat, it instantly wraps itself around it.  The box devours the cat with a hunger

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Dog versus Cat

24 December, 2015 Christopher England

Heh heh heh.

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Cat racing

18 October, 2015 Christopher England

My money’s on Number 1. Yours?

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Cat and bucket

30 August, 2015 Christopher England

This is my cat. The bucket is mine too. This is my cat and my bucket in a bath. The bath is mine as well.

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Infinite energy

10 August, 2015 Christopher England

We humans have been trying to create the ultimate infinite energy generator. We want to produce energy like electricity but at no real cost, at

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This cat can speak

2 June, 2015 Christopher England

Everybody loves a good cat video.  Indeed, on Google+ Saturday is now called ‘Caturday‘ after the preference for the subject in the photos and videos

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Coming out about who I really am inside

30 May, 2015 Christopher England

I believe it is my right to declare and to ‘come out’ when it comes to how I identify myself. Deep breath. This is my

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Cat!

10 May, 2015 Christopher England

You know dontcha that cats are more than just a nice looking fur ball.  They are really scary torturing, killing and eating machines. Especially at

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My cat won’t let me

31 July, 2014 Christopher England

This is Kitty. The vet thinks his name is Titan. We are too embarrassed to tell the vet we call him Kitty, not Titan. Kitty

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Goodbye Butty, we miss you

21 March, 2014 Christopher England

Wednesday night (March 19th) was a very sad night in my little world. Butty, our big fluffy cat got run over and killed. Back in

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It’s the not knowing what happened to Marge

20 March, 2014 Christopher England

(This is a republishing of an article from January 2013) Until very recently we had two pet cats.  Then one day one of them just

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When kittens attack!

2 October, 2013 Christopher England

I’m writing this using the remaining fingers on my left hand, along with the stump that used to be my thumb. Wiping the dripping blood

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If homosexuality is wrong, why did god make dogs gay?

24 August, 2013 Christopher England

I spoke previously about how I was volunteered to help look after a turtle and two dogs (here). I am well known for not having

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Cats is better than Dogs. Fact.

23 August, 2013 Christopher England

I’m a cat person. I don’t ‘get’ dogs. Surely if you ever wanted proof that there’s not such thing as intelligent design, you just point

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Feral cats and feral children, disconnected from humans

14 May, 2013 Christopher England

When the two 10 year old murderers tortured toddler James Bulger to death, all sensible normal rational thinking people didn’t ‘get’ it.  How could these

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My So-shell Meeja Strategy

8 May, 2013 Christopher England

I have been considering what I should be doing and where, when it comes to my use of social media or social networks.  But, alas,

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The not knowing

24 January, 2013 Christopher England

Until very recently we had two pet cats.  Then one day one of them just disappeared. It’s interesting how a lot of people just dismiss

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No cat toys for Christmas

15 December, 2012 Christopher England

I’m sure I’ve spent hundreds of Pounds on cat toys. I’m sure the cats are taking the piss out of me. Not that I’m paranoid

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Help me look for pussy?

10 March, 2012 Christopher England

There’s a pussy in this picture, but where?  It’s a puzzle a bit like Where’s Wally? (or Where’s Waldo?).   Can you find my pussy

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No cat toys for Christmas

17 November, 2011 Christopher England

I’m sure I’ve spent hundreds of Pounds on cat toys. I’m sure the cats are taking the piss out of me. Not that I’m paranoid

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A feline sense of perspective

13 April, 2011 Christopher England

I’m a cat person. Not a dog person. But, cats, right, when we are at our most vulnerable, can be so very cruel. ~ ~

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Arrrr, who’s a lovely pussy-cat then?

1 April, 2011 Christopher England

This is one of my cats.  Her name is Butty.  She is so called because she uses her head to ‘butt’ like a steam train

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The lion and the giraffe

2 March, 2011 Christopher England

I read this somewhere ages ago, and I thought it was pretty thought-provoking, so I’ve plagiarised it for here from my copy that’s on my

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Confused Supermarkets

3 November, 2010 Christopher England

Peas outside? Peas inside! Having previously reported on the horror of daytime shopping in supermarkets, there is a side issue I need to address. It’s

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Cats

12 July, 2010 Christopher England

I just love cats…don’t you love the way they are kind of into everything, you know, kinda getting into the swing of things? ~ ~

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Being a pussy magnet

8 July, 2010 Christopher England

So what exactly is it that makes me such a pussy magnet?  It was only a short while ago that I did a piece about

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Christopher England:

A dis/misplaced Londoner now in Liverpool, yet remaining a free-thinking and commentating observer of media, people watcher, reality checking truth detective, future trend predictor and complete all round tosser.

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