This always happens to me. Hours of my life can pass, especially in the colder weather, when my duty as an electric blanket or living hot water bottle is demanded by a cat. It is impossible to say ‘no’ to… Read More ›
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Cats go fishing
Apparently, cats, these cats, in this really old photo, used to wait for the returning fishermen. After a day and a bit at sea, the fishermen would bring home their boats from the open seas laden with fish. That’s what… Read More ›
My CAT scan
I have often wondered what doctors learn from a CAT scan. The other day, rather frightened, they forced me to have a CAT scan. I had to remain very still. It took forever. When it was all over, they explained… Read More ›
We can’t see what a cat sees
We know that our cat sees things we can’t see, especially in the gap in the kitchen floor. He will stare for hours. Now we understand…
Cats and headstands
Sometimes it’s not a good idea to attempt a headstand when you live in a house of cats… (If it ain’t moving, just click through to a platform that supports moving gifs)
Not cool, cruel for cats
I like cats, I do. I like them because they are human. Erm. Ok, I like them because they are their own persons. Erm. Cats. In contrast a dog is a robot that exists to obey and fear humans. And… Read More ›
Fancy a Kit-Kat?
Pussy. Oh, so tasty.
Cat in a box
What is it with boxes? Whenever a box sees a cat, it instantly wraps itself around it. The box devours the cat with a hunger that cannot be explained. A box will keep a cat inside it for ages. The… Read More ›
Dog versus Cat
Heh heh heh.
Cat racing
My money’s on Number 1. Yours?
Cat and bucket
This is my cat. The bucket is mine too. This is my cat and my bucket in a bath. The bath is mine as well. So it’s my cat, my bucket and my bath. But, what is my cat doing… Read More ›
Infinite energy
We humans have been trying to create the ultimate infinite energy generator. We want to produce energy like electricity but at no real cost, at no real exhaustion of any other things like gas or coal, etc. The infinity engine… Read More ›
This cat can speak
Everybody loves a good cat video. Indeed, on Google+ Saturday is now called ‘Caturday‘ after the preference for the subject in the photos and videos posted on that day. Some of the funniest cat videos are the ones within which… Read More ›
Coming out about who I really am inside
I believe it is my right to declare and to ‘come out’ when it comes to how I identify myself. Deep breath. This is my ‘coming out’ article. We recently had the story of a pale-faced Caucasian (White) woman called Rachel Dolezal… Read More ›
Cat!
You know dontcha that cats are more than just a nice looking fur ball. They are really scary torturing, killing and eating machines. Especially at night whilst you are asleep. Mwahahaha!
My cat won’t let me
This is Kitty. The vet thinks his name is Titan. We are too embarrassed to tell the vet we call him Kitty, not Titan. Kitty won’t let me put my things in the laundry basket. He threatens me if I… Read More ›
Goodbye Butty, we miss you
Wednesday night (March 19th) was a very sad night in my little world. Butty, our big fluffy cat got run over and killed. Back in January 2011 after much deliberation, probably too much deliberation, we decided that we should get… Read More ›
It’s the not knowing what happened to Marge
(This is a republishing of an article from January 2013) Until very recently we had two pet cats. Then one day one of them just disappeared. It’s interesting how a lot of people just dismiss a tale of a missing… Read More ›
When kittens attack!
I’m writing this using the remaining fingers on my left hand, along with the stump that used to be my thumb. Wiping the dripping blood from the keyboard, I am here to appeal for your help. I ask, because those… Read More ›
If homosexuality is wrong, why did god make dogs gay?
I spoke previously about how I was volunteered to help look after a turtle and two dogs (here). I am well known for not having an opinion about human sexuality beyond saying that as long as it is consensual, and… Read More ›
Cats is better than Dogs. Fact.
I’m a cat person. I don’t ‘get’ dogs. Surely if you ever wanted proof that there’s not such thing as intelligent design, you just point to a dog. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think I’ve ever had a bad… Read More ›
Feral cats and feral children, disconnected from humans
When the two 10 year old murderers tortured toddler James Bulger to death, all sensible normal rational thinking people didn’t ‘get’ it. How could these two boys be so disconnected from morals and a sense of right and wrong? Indeed,… Read More ›
My So-shell Meeja Strategy
I have been considering what I should be doing and where, when it comes to my use of social media or social networks. But, alas, I’m confused. One of my main sources of confusion is the incredibly handsome James Cridland…. Read More ›
The not knowing
Until very recently we had two pet cats. Then one day one of them just disappeared. It’s interesting how a lot of people just dismiss a tale of a missing cat with a ‘It’s only a pet/cat/animal’ and I can… Read More ›
No cat toys for Christmas
I’m sure I’ve spent hundreds of Pounds on cat toys. I’m sure the cats are taking the piss out of me. Not that I’m paranoid or anything. But over the almost a whole Earth year that my home has been… Read More ›
Help me look for pussy?
There’s a pussy in this picture, but where? It’s a puzzle a bit like Where’s Wally? (or Where’s Waldo?). Can you find my pussy for me? ~ ~ There’s plenty more, plus the option to comment on this at:… Read More ›
No cat toys for Christmas
I’m sure I’ve spent hundreds of Pounds on cat toys. I’m sure the cats are taking the piss out of me. Not that I’m paranoid or anything. But over the almost a whole Earth year that my home has been… Read More ›
A feline sense of perspective
I’m a cat person. Not a dog person. But, cats, right, when we are at our most vulnerable, can be so very cruel. ~ ~ There’s plenty more, plus the option to comment on this at: http://www.ChristopherEngland.com ~ ~
Arrrr, who’s a lovely pussy-cat then?
This is one of my cats. Her name is Butty. She is so called because she uses her head to ‘butt’ like a steam train to take food or strokes, tickles, etc., from other cats, humans, or cooking utensils (Not… Read More ›
The lion and the giraffe
I read this somewhere ages ago, and I thought it was pretty thought-provoking, so I’ve plagiarised it for here from my copy that’s on my wall, which came from where I know not: “Every morning in Africa when the sun… Read More ›
Confused Supermarkets
Peas outside? Peas inside! Having previously reported on the horror of daytime shopping in supermarkets, there is a side issue I need to address. It’s about the confused signals. Let me explain. To assist those who are buying things, the… Read More ›
Cats
I just love cats…don’t you love the way they are kind of into everything, you know, kinda getting into the swing of things? ~ ~ There’s plenty more, plus the option to comment on this at: http://www.ChristopherEngland.com ~ ~
Being a pussy magnet
So what exactly is it that makes me such a pussy magnet? It was only a short while ago that I did a piece about a lovely one-eyed cat called Gloria who would walk like a dog accompanying us to… Read More ›
