All the real evidence points to your life having a beginning, middle and end. Most importantly, when you reach the end you terminate. All that
Muslim only ghettos being built by London Mayor
I don’t understand why this ghettoising is encouraged. How can it be good for our country, let alone our capital city? The ‘North London MUSLIM
Only 364 days to Christmas
Well, thank fuck that’s all over, innit. Now radio stations can stop playing all the Christmas shite. I can stop having to shake hands and
Hey Joseph, man, she takes piss innit
Get out man, get out. This girl is trouble. She’ll be making up lies about the baby that will last for thousands of years!
The awfulness of Christmas
There is something sad about Christmas for even the functional families. The celebration of it is far more complex and demanding than even the most
Atheists need full rights too
If you have no interest in, let’s say, netball, you don’t join a netball supporters club, do you? Well, unless you feel bullied into pretending
The story of Christianity
There are many religions, of course, but in the UK, Christianity, whilst slowly dying in favour of Islam, is the one currently embedded into the
Anfield’s Prayer Board
Opposite the ‘Kop end’ (whatever that means) of Liverpool Football Club is a god-bothering centre. It’s a church, but one of those modern evangelical ones
Time to get rid of ‘gay marriage’
I don’t understand all this horrendous hatred of the LGBTQIRSLABCXYZ community. I mean, diss them (in a very friendly way) for having an ever increasingly
The holy cone
This lovely and lively puppy Labrador has, with fingers crossed, a future as a guide dog for a blind person. At a point in his
Why bother hashtag praying for Munich?
After the horrendous protracted killing of over 80 souls in Nice, France, and further souls last night in Munich, the internet, or, to be more
Was Jesus all just made up?
This Bible thing is dead confusing, innit. Well, it’s not just a single book is it? It’s a collection of mini-books all written by different
Hating the LGBTQ community
What is it with this bizarre and twisted hatred of people who are different? I mean, I appear to be straight, based on my attractions
Oh poor Sweden
Overnight. Well, not quite one night. But over a couple of years of nights, Sweden has changed. Who remembers Sweden as being the home of
Not everybody is equal
It’s always the A-boards outside trendy coffee shops that say it all. It’s become one of those ‘things’ that coffee shops do to be ‘right
Time to welcome more Ahmadis?
It is a fact that most Muslim sects views are not compatible with the established way of life throughout most of Europe. They have different
Islam = Christianity = Judaism
Mumbling is not all these religions have in common. Have you noticed that the real devotees share the violent rocking back and forth as they
Son of the Virgin Mary
Jeez, I really must stop this publishing this Jeez stuff, innit.
What about March 20th?
Why all the religious fuss about December 25th? I mean, it was an ancient pagan festival that the Christians later ‘stole’ and converted into a
Maybe. Just maybe. Maybe god was scared of the Pharaoh? No? Ok, you explain it…!
The war on religion
Ah. Lordy. It’s nearly December. And that means Christmas. The pretend day when Jesus Christ died. Or was it when he was supposedly born? I
Why are humans so easy to hypnotise and manipulate?
Most conspiracy theories seem to be enjoyed and believed by drug users. With the extensive and regular taking of their recreational drugs, the side effects
Doing the right thing
Maybe if people stopped trying to shut out others by busily identifying themselves as part of smaller groups, we could all live together as one
What’s all the blessing about?
I know they mean well, but when I sneeze a number of people will automatically respond with, “Bless you!”. They then expect me to say,
There’s nothing wrong with UK Sharia law
There’s nothing wrong with Sharia law in Britain if that’s what the locals want, surely? How can it be wrong for the people of, for
Official! Jesus never existed: Christianity closes down
Here’s an interesting one for all the Jesus Christ followers. Apparently he never actually existed. New research has apparently discovered that the Jesus character and
Islam, the religion of war
The Christians have their Bible, the Jews their Torah, and the Muslims have their Koran. All are books full of far too many words. Far
Respecting other people’s beliefs?
People that want their beliefs respected should get some respectable beliefs. It’s really as simple as that.
The Militant Tendency
The religion virus originating from the Middle East is certainly one of the nastiest. It has a very destructive militant tendency. But, as people are
What would Heathens Do?
When Christianity was being forced onto whole villages and communities, usually under threat of death for those who did not comply, the Bible bashers found
Speaking of Jesus…
It’ll soon be Easter, and that means the ritualistic worship of a ghostly occurrence: A very dead body lifting up into the air and floating
Was Jesus gay?
Christianity isn’t alone in its homophobia. Islam hates gay people too. And so do Jews. Yeah, all the Middle Eastern originating religions hate gays. Yet,
The dangerous human-hating faith replacing Christianity
Why is it that those who don’t unquestioningly ‘believe’ a particular ‘faith’ usually know more about it than the ‘believers’? Weird, innit? Take the ‘facts’
Would you Adam and Eve it?
The religion virus is a strange thing. It successfully blinds people to the bleedin’ obvious. Take this painting as an example. I mean, what is
Did women write the Satanic Bible?
Men are dicks. Especially young men. And bearing in mind that the ancient desert tribes, whose mutterings have formed parts of the current religion virus that still
The religiously inflicted disrespect atheists
Well, they are both disrespectful in their own way, I guess, but the disparity is wrong. How come those suffering from a religion virus mustn’t
Beware how you push that button
Absolutely brilliant! I hope all the lay-dees that check out England’s England heed the advice, especially, “Save your soul! Don’t touch your hole!” Heck, just
Stephen Fry takes god to task
Gay Byrne is an 80 year old Catholic who used to present a late night show broadcast across Ireland. He is a very god-fearing gentleman!
The cartoon that offended but caused no deaths
With almost no exceptions, the religion virus makes those infected by it aggressive and dangerous. In a similar way to the addiction to crack cocaine,
The Islamophobia News Algorithm
Trying to decide what is ‘news’ and how important it is as news requires the application of a news algorithm. This is an essential way
Ah, Christmas, eh?
Too early? Too late?
Liverpool’s bells of torture
Four-and-a-half hours. Four-and-a-half fucking hours. Four-and-a-half fucking hours of continuous torturous deafening loud noise. How dare the selfish idiots inside the god-bothering money-box that is
The new Ten non-Commandments
So, the Torah (the history and rulebook if your parents have decided you are Jewish) or Old Testament (one of the history and rulebooks if
But god created…
And who created your god? He/she/it’s always been there you say? And then they created everything else? Nobody created the creator you say? Heck, couldn’t
Why do Catholics have sex with children?
According to itself, the Catholic Church requiring its workers to not have sex is directly linked to them having sex, usually of a homosexual nature,
Why did they steal Christmas?
A fair point well made. It is so extremely strange that so many deities have exactly the same back story. Makes yer think dunnit. Well,
Apologise to your god!
Religion is one of the most evil devices invented by mankind and used by mankind to be unkind to man.
The Poppy Hijab
I guess I do have slight prejudices against the hijab. The prejudices are because it is a religion’s method of subjugating women. These are in
Christians ban the undead
Halloween. The culmination of Halloweek. This is the day that it’s very sadly illegal to answer the door with a real chainsaw. Instead, you have
Britain grows crusaders and jihadists
We have always grown the world’s ‘best’ crusaders and jihadists in Britain. We in England were first invaded by one of the Middle Eastern religion
Burning a Bible, Koran and Torah
So, I was chatting to a Christian friend who mentioned he had the Bible on CD. I politely asked if he’d burn me a copy.
Liverpool’s radio for the racists
LBC primarily broadcasts from and for London, despite now trying to be a whole of ‘Britain’ radio station. Most of the phone-in caller responses to
The cruelest species on Earth
It seems that the establishment of any ‘new’ country or ‘state’ requires the killing or subjugating of millions of the indigenous population. This is because
Why Christians can’t help but support Israeli murderers
We know that the Christianity virus is something that some parents install into the minds of their babies and children. It takes until they are
It’s not anti-Semitism, it’s anti-Israeli war machine
Naturally, anybody who dares stop for even 2 seconds to question the genocide in Palestine at the hands of Israel, is immediately called anti-Semitic. I
I consider myself extremely lucky to have not been born a Jew, a Muslim, a Christian, a Hindu, a Sikh, or any other of the
What’s the difference between these two girls?
What, in all honesty, is the difference between these two girls? Both are using Facebook to show off to their ‘friends’ their religious convictions. Both
The girls will set us free
Boys, especially immature little boys, are the creators of the religions that restrict and control. Religious boys know that girls know the truth. That’s why their religions
Facing the death sentence for not believing
I face the death sentence for not believing the man-made Global Warmist propaganda. The world reacted to the story of the Christian Sudanese woman sentenced to
Preparing humanity for the Agenda 21 cull
“Carbon emissions,” the global warming religion faithful bleat, “Carbon emissions!” They actually mean “carbon dioxide emissions,” because they are usually bleating about a colourless and
Choosing to be Gay
I don’t have any issues with gay people being gay or straight people being straight. Sadly, the Middle Eastern religions seem to. In many countries
Christianity is immoral, save our children
Statistically more Atheist marriages last longer than Christian marriages. God botherers are more likely to cheat on their partners and divorce than couples that are
The Jesus and Mo saga
In 2005 ‘the Author‘ started producing the Jesus and Mo cartoons. Now, obviously it is against the rules of Islam, worthy of extreme death, to
Oh my god, they’ve killed Christmas
I am not a Christian so I have no alignment to Christmas Day on religious grounds. Indeed, I am probably still angry that my ancestors
Going to a carol service
It’s weird being an outsider, y’know. But, I went to a Carol Service, ‘cos it was Christmas, innit. Ok, let’s examine this: I didn’t go
Facebork hates sex but loves murder
So on Facebork, videos of consenting adults having sex are banned, but people cruelly being executed by having their heads hacked off is perfectly fine.
The Freedom of Thought report
Here’s a jolly interactive map. It’s able to show you, country by county, how tolerant they are when it comes to free thinking. From the
The END OF THE WORLD is coming. NOT!
I still don’t ‘get’ this need to believe in a coming END OF THE WORLD! It seems that an END OF THE WORLD features strongly
Christianity rapidly dying whilst Islam conquers
It is obviously the case that we are currently seeing the slow demise of Christianity in this world. An end date, less than a hundred
A Muslim man must hate his non-Muslim wife
A growing number of non-Muslim women in the UK are entering into relationships with Muslim men. Do they understand that their husbands hate them? Probably
Islam, the religion of peace?
Three of the main world religious viruses started in the Middle East. Of the three, Christianity appears to have matured to being one of the
Rabid Rabbi rues reason and free thinking
Some retiring rabid rabbi is slagging off our society, as old people do, but not apologising for the pure evil that his religion and derivatives
Memories of ‘9/11’
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American Ignorance as standard
I think it’s only when you take a step back and really take a look at Americans, well, the ones in the United States, not
How religion is eating us alive
We all know what a virus is. Some viruses are not too dangerous, but most of the viruses that invade our body make us unwell
If homosexuality is wrong, why did god make dogs gay?
I spoke previously about how I was volunteered to help look after a turtle and two dogs (here). I am well known for not having
God botherer not allowing sex with my girlfriend
We have our first Ask England. I introduced the concept of this feature here and have now received my first request for guidance and advice.
Your final moment of death
I wonder if there is a final moment, a sort of reverse ‘big bang’ moment, during death, when you are able to reason, even for
Turning Christian minds bonkers
(A guest article written by Peter Moore) My niece who is just 21 years old grew up in New Zealand and at school she was
God and Satan are no longer on my newsfeed
I have a fairly relaxed attitude to social media. Over the years in public fora many bullies have tried to attack me, always from their
Children of God were literally children
Tales of early playground bullying? The Torah and the Bible recount a time when humans were far much more immature and, literally, younger. Very rarely
Whatever happened to the ozone layer?
Whatever happened to the fear and wailing about the ‘Ozone Layer‘? In the 1970s and 1980s the ozone layer was being depleted and we, yes
Stop teaching our children those lies
Do our children stand a chance to grow up without feeling stressed and depressed? I think there’s a misguided perception that childhood is a cotton-wool
What if Simon Cowell was openly gay?
Of course, I’m not even slightly saying Simon Cowell is gay, after all he has recently been engaged to be married, is constantly seen with
Don’t infect the brain with religion
For some poor children, religion is forced upon them. Pre-chosen by their parents, whose parents pre-chose it before them, and their parents parents before them.
Living amongst real racists in Liverpool
I’m only a slight racist. Everybody’s at the very least a slight racist, even though people will protest loudly with the phrase, “I’m not a
John and Scott do it again
I have had a slight man crush on John Barrowman since he first appeared spectacularly on Doctor Who. His character, Captain Jack Harkness, just grew
Pray for me?
Oh My God! Dear Lord, please save me from religious people praying. Every time there’s some kind of disaster, social meeja like Facebork or Twitter
The Church rejected Christ’s own family. Why?
The various ‘reality’ documentary TV channels we can watch in the UK are not backward with coming forward with ‘anti’ stuff about Jesus Christ oriented
Smokers are evil
As a good Muslim boy I don’t smoke. (Humour Alert! I’m not Muslim.) Actually, proper Christians shouldn’t smoke either. (I’m not Christian either.) Apart from the
The bots of Islam
I’ve always been careful when it comes to exposing myself. I’ve always used protection. It also helps to fully understand what I’m doing. Thus, to
The truth about Christianity
Here’s a truly wonderful essay from Google+’s Yonatan Zunger about how today’s Christianity arrived at its current rituals and values. Fascinating reading. I copied it
Victims of crime don’t get their feet kissed by the Pope
Last week in the pre-Easter publicity campaign managed by the men who wear dresses that run the Catholic religion, they sent their figurehead Pope Francis
What Islam is not
This video is a few years old now, and so fractionally out of date. It is, however, still very accurate in how it describes the
The Cardinal Sin
(Cardinal O’Brien poses with pal Jimmy Savile and some children) I suppose Cardinal Keith O’Brien didn’t actually rape anybody. As far as we can tell
Fancy a bum?
As a human who abhors watching those who know no better getting used by the religions and religious that offer them the pretend and false comfort
Save children from Obsessive Compulsive Religious Disorder
For every story that is uplifting and a good demonstration of humanity having humanity, there seems to be a hundred stories that show just how
What they said about Christopher England #1
A few weeks ago I had to work on location. I had limited internet access via very expensive satellites, plus it was essential to not
Going to a Carol Service
It’s weird being an outsider, y’know. But, I went to a Carol Service, ‘cos it was Christmas, innit. Ok, let’s examine this: I didn’t go