I would never normally use a ‘black’ cab. The hail and ride taxis that are iconic in London, and equally infest my nearest city of
Meet the fag hag waiting for the souls of smokers
A well worn and mainly disused place for smokers to hang around, their own cigarette bin, now has a new resident. It’s a resident that
Why all these dildos in the mouth?
Why are so many people walking around with mouth-willies? Mouth-willies, you know, a plastic penis that you keep slipping in and out of your mouth
Smoking helps you relax
I wonder how many decades before the horrors of ‘vaping’ are manifested as a drain on our National Health Service.
Is it time to execute smokers?
Look at this mess! I just had to walk through this. Why are smokers such dirty bastards? Is it a mental thing and they can’t
Liverpool’s longest ashtray
On the tarmac is an extremely large sign, white writing on red background that says, “You are not allowed to smoke from this point.” On