The most common ghosts are the visions dressed in white sheets with flailing arms. These are people who died changing their duvets. They roam bedrooms, forever trying to find the corners.
So, ‘children’ are being rounded up in the disgusting Calais camp called ‘the Jungle’, ready to be brought into the UK. But, all is never what it seems, of course. The jokes on us, of course, since we left it… Read More ›
So, Corbynistas and those (normally Remoaners) who are against this government (even though both it and its leader are receiving the highest approval ratings in decades), make snarling commentary about Prime Minister Theresa May. Desperate to undermine her they will… Read More ›
I’ve often looked at spoilers on the back of boy racer cars and wondered what they were for. When I lived in East London, nearly every young new driver would insist on having a vehicle that had them. A bit… Read More ›
Maybe the English will be allowed their identity back once we have shed ourselves of the EU and then Scotland. Maybe.
Nothing is real. We are being perception managed. Check out the latest Adam Curtis film. It will burn nearly 3 hours out of your life. And confuse you about what you think is really going on. It’s on BBC iPlayer here…. Read More ›
So, I ordered two rolls of sticky-backed carbon fibre vinyl Fablon, using the trusty service of Amazon. Two large boxes arrived. I mean, large boxes. Each box was padded out with the air-filled plastic packaging. And there in the corner… Read More ›
Conspiracy theories. Yeah, normally the domain of those with mental health issues or the over consumption of recreational drugs. But, with the Remoaners refusing to give up trying to overturn the will of the people, and dedicating themselves to acts… Read More ›
So, visiting my neighbour’s place, I was intrigued by what he did for a living. “Well, I’m a collector.” “Of what?” “People” “People?” “Yes. When it’s their time, I have to put on my old black cloak, carry one of… Read More ›
There are a few things that aggravate me about ‘Brexit’. Well, not a few things, as such, because the aggravation comes from just one source – Remoaners. Remoaners are those who refuse to accept the will of the majority of… Read More ›
When it came to voting on whether or not the United Kingdom wanted to stay as a member of the EU, 46 million of our population of over 65 million were eligible/registered to vote. I’m not quite sure why 19… Read More ›
Costco is that pretentious store that supposedly provides goods at wholesale prices. Most of its customers are not retailers but ordinary pretentious people who are stupid enough to pay £30 a year for a card that allows them to shop… Read More ›
I’m not so sure that boasting about being into butchering families is a good idea. I mean, currently, it’s illegal and considered a bit of a wrong thing to do. So, why would some bloke, along with his sons, openly… Read More ›
So. Have aliens landed? Is this one of their craft? Is this a communication system, speaking outward to the universe? I think we should be told.
Finally. Photographic proof that beyond any doubt, there is water on Mars…
There was a time when all we really had to worry about was a zombie apocalypse. Zombies slowly shuffling towards us, or us turning the corner to find dozens of them feasting on the brains of their latest victims. Zombies… Read More ›
The iSheep just accept that the iPhone biatch has dictated that there is no longer any place for for insertion into it. Typical iPhone biatch. But will she miss Jack? I mean, when Apple goes down with the Titanic….
Why don’t London have any of these? They want to encourage less use of motorised vehicles, don’t they? They need to learn from the North-West. Here in the North-West those riding cycles can pump up their tyres to their heart’s… Read More ›
So, whilst the likes of anti-Brexit sore losers like James O’Brien from LBC radio preach their daily leftie sermons about the sky falling, the truth is that the value of our currency is controlled by a lone algorithm. Yes, an… Read More ›
One of the things we need to stop as part of the final stage of ‘Brexit’ is the haemorrhaging of money and the rights to vote that we seem to be happy to give to people who don’t live here…. Read More ›
I’ve never understood the sexual appeal of mass murderers. However, the more they tortured and raped and slowly killed a person, the more sex appeal they seem to have. They are positively super-attractive if they have killed more than one… Read More ›
With Jeremy Corbyn cutting the figure of a pencil drawn 1920s Leninesque character from the yellowing pages of an old well-thumbed book about plots and sub-plots from Russian sponsored secret society meetings in rooms full of bearded men sucking on… Read More ›
I have often wondered how to demonstrate to those who, like myself, do not have Asperger’s Syndrome, what a person with Asperger’s, or most forms of ‘mild’ autism, is experiencing. By that I mean, how they function differently. For it… Read More ›
I was forced to complain to the management of a certain Liverpudlian eatery. “WTF’s going on?” I asked trembling with anger. Which toilet was I supposed to use to just have a shit? I mean, the ‘ladies’ (shown inset, and… Read More ›
At this time of year there are many things flying around, buzzing around, and they can be bad for your health. For that reason, I publish this as a public service, so that you can self-diagnose where your bump came… Read More ›
I’m never quite sure which species would function under ‘socialism’ and end up with everybody being treated fairly and equally, but it ain’t the human race. There exist no examples of fair socialism, past or present. Actual ‘socialism’ still has… Read More ›
I love this photo, even though I only had my phone to hand when I took it. It is of a stone upon which various declarations are being made. “Private Road” “Footpath only” “Dogs on lead” “Sheep grazing” So, this… Read More ›
So, Ms Junior Doctor wearing a SWP badge and carrying a photo of Jeremy Corbyn, what will make this strike go away? Give us exactly what we want. What is that? We need to be paid a lot more for… Read More ›
OMG! OMG! I feel sick after watching the CCTV (a screengrab of which is below). Ms Erica White, aged 34, from leafy Surrey, was a doting mother of two, until she tried her first cannabis cigarette. After her Eastern European… Read More ›
I stole this from the excellent satiria.net who really need to bring this magazine out for real. Butthurt Corbynistas will hate it. Check satiria.net out here.
I just got to get me this family. I want to plant them in my garden. Facing and staring at my annoying nosy neighbours. I love them. All of them. I want them. All of them. Everybody should have a… Read More ›
For more than two months they’ve been whinging and moaning. I’m talking about the ‘Remoaners’. Yes, they continue to toll bells and shuffle with depressed looks on their faces, waiting for the world to end. Remoaners are clutching at anything… Read More ›
One of the perils of living in a house with children in it is that the carpet or hard floor is never clear. Ok, it’s not just a house with children. A house without actual children, but an untidy grown-up… Read More ›
In these modern times it is extremely important for lefties to scream and shout “La la la la la” with their fingers in their ears, or repeatedly yell with fingers pointed and veins in their necks sticking out and pulsing,… Read More ›