So, this has to be the best ever, extremely healthy, burger. Indeed, it is the Phat Burger. The Phat Burger, probably named as a parody after thin people like myself, is extremely healthy. There’s a bit of rocket or kale… Read More ›
Knowledge and understanding moves slowly forward for humanity. We are currently stuck using a dangerously precarious process that’s known as ‘Peer Review’. ‘Peer Review’ is a process which starts with a research ‘paper’ put together by a research group, and… Read More ›
We’ve had just a tiny bit of snow outside. Here’s the view from the front door. I’m not sure if I should venture out today.
Failed politician Nick Clegg, once Deputy Prime Minister, once leader of the Liberal Democratic Party, and now man full of self-importance, has been recycled as a LibDem Remoaning representative. His job appears to be to protect all the financial interests… Read More ›
Science has discovered that there truly are boogeymen hiding under the bed. YOUR BED. Yes, when all the lights are off, and it’s the dark of the night, you are in danger. Generally, you are ok if you keep everything… Read More ›
It’s compulsory on Facebork to photograph everything one eats. And pets. Hopefully, the two subjects are kept separate. What did we do before we could share pics of our pets and the things we eat via t’internet? So, here’s my… Read More ›
You hated November 2016. It upset you greatly. So, therefore, as far as England’s England is concerned, there was no November 2016. The post previous to this one was in October. And here we are in December. Shit. That means… Read More ›
That weird thing has happened again. Usually we miss out September. So, in that sense, I’m a bit late this time. I need to leap a month, to catch up. So, there’s now officially no November 2016. We are leaping… Read More ›
So, apart from actual rumpy pumpy, the solo playing with oneself is some of the porn that I produce. Erm, watch. No, I meant, a friend of mine watches. Not me. Plus, I never videoed, edited, or published anything, officer…. Read More ›
OMG, another reason for women to take forever and ever in a toilet. But, since women tend to go to the toilet in pairs, is it so’s they can sanitise each other’s seats? Just askin’.
Kate Bush first appeared on the scene back in the 1970s, with a song called Wuthering Heights. Nobody understood the words, but the pitches that she used forced men’s ears to prick-up, and their heads to turn like a dog’s… Read More ›
It’s not what it seems, officer. Honest. It’s just his arm. Honest. His arm.
If you have no interest in, let’s say, netball, you don’t join a netball supporters club, do you? Well, unless you feel bullied into pretending you like netball and have to join one of the supporters clubs because your parents… Read More ›
As you may know, I hate oldies. Especially the tedious ones from groups like Pink Floyd. OMG, save me from the awful Pink Floyd oldies! Except when re-done differently and excitedly using a different instrument. I can actually enjoy this…. Read More ›
It keeps happening. I keep coming across these very violent lefties. And they are scaring me, forcing me to retreat to my safe space. Strangely, people who, with one breath are saying all the ‘what the world needs now is… Read More ›
The Scots are strange. Well, around half of them are. Mainly, the racists who hate the English. This is a long standing tradition. They like a good whinge. Whenever I’m in Scotland, which as one of the last remaining Ruiri… Read More ›
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton walk in to a bar. Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says, “The media is really tearing you apart for that Scandal.” Hillary: “You mean my lying about Benghazi?” Trump: “No,… Read More ›
Who remembers when the Sex Pistols were an outrage? They represented a violent and aggressive reaction to the sameness of the day. They were considered ‘disgusting’. That was 40 years ago. Oh how things change. Today, the Sex Pistols are… Read More ›
“I am no longer accepting the things I can not change. I am changing the things I can not accept.” O-k-a-y. Is this even a doable thing? I mean, doesn’t it just mean you are off to get a life… Read More ›
When Remoaners (those who wanted to remain) lost the referendum over UK membership of the European Union, something bizarre happened. Yes, the throwing themselves face first onto the carpet, and forcing a massive tantrum with uncontrollable flailing of arms, loud… Read More ›
What the fuck? I’m sure I’ve actually had this as a nightmare/dream. Brilliant!
There’s an industry in Liverpool, a very profitable one. Liverpool has one of the biggest drug dealing industries in the UK. This is because of the phenomenally high demand compared to other parts of the country. Where once alcoholism was… Read More ›
It’s moving into that time of year when we need to think about the animals. Animals don’t like the cold. We need to do all we possibly can to warm them up. Please play your part too.
I’m confused as to what this moving gif (If it’s not moving, click through to a platform that supports movement) means. Let me try to work it out. Scooby Doo and friends appear to have captured The Donald. Shaggy is… Read More ›
Wing Mirrors are essential. I mean, let’s imagine you are driving a very large lorry or wagon or whatever, then wing mirrors are essential. Essential. The wing mirrors allow a lorry driver to see from his cab anybody that’s behind him…. Read More ›
Look what I just did. Look what I put in my coffee. Instead of a sugar, I tried sprinkling Welsh Sheep Poo liberally over the top. Luckily, the Welsh Sheep Poo is chocolate covered. I’ve made myself a Welsh Sheep… Read More ›
It’s a funny thing, but writing stuff for this place goes through a cycle. Sometimes it’s dead easy and I have loads of bits all pre-written and scheduled to explode out to an eager and waiting audience. At other times… Read More ›
Ok, anybody? See these boots with their Batman style utility belts? What country am I in and what is the profession of the wearer?
I think I really like the way the drug problem is being dealt with in the Philippines. Three million out of the population of 102 Million are druggies. Most of the druggies are also pushers. The whole reason why those… Read More ›
So, driving along a country road, it’s perfectly normal to suddenly come across a tree that has a face and is a head with an owl in it. It’s not sinister in any way. Except after dark, of course.