Each one of these trees is watching and waiting. Yet, they chose not to harm humans. For now.
There are a lot of memes on social media, and because social media is dominated by Millennials and Snowflakes, they are quite cruel and attacking the Tories. Corbynistas conveniently won’t admit that most of what they accuse the Tories about can… Read More ›
A very long time ago two people decided to kill at least 5 different children: Pauline Reade, John Kilbride, Keith Bennett, Lesley Ann Downey and Edward Evans. They became known as the ‘Moors murderers’ as they unceremoniously buried the remains… Read More ›
Talk the talk to the ignorant populace and they will be so damn loyal despite their ignorance. Works every time. But, how come the Tories don’t have to do it?
So you walk in to an area next to the toilets. A wee would be really really nice. But, this is the scene that greats you. Suddenly, the wee no longer matters. I stood there for a few minutes. Thought… Read More ›
Some people seem confused about who to vote for. So, here I am. Here to help you. You see, you may be under the illusion that there is a party or politician you can vote for that is in some… Read More ›
Sometimes you just have to take a second or maybe even third and lingering look, innit.
We are having to watch the gingas apparently. Keep ‘em peeled! A shock analysis seems to show that a lot of the ‘white’ converts to the branch of terrorism inappropriately branding itself as Islamic, are gingas. Yes, they have ginger… Read More ›
Imagine if this horrific suggestion came true. It would be the end of the UK. The end of the world. The end of everything.
Let’s talk electioneering. Let’s talk Bank Holidays. Now, it seems that there is talk of the Labour party leader trying to bribe the electorate with the promise of four Bank Holidays should he become the Prime Minister. But, surely this… Read More ›
Every year at Easter it’s always the same for these poor bastards. Nobody seems to care. People just munch away without care or consideration. Murderers.
I’m guessing they do this while you wait. Maybe finishing with natural yogurt.
I just watched this, and the lady has convinced me to get some of this. I often stay over at my boyfriend’s house. And the stink I make knocks his cat unconscious. His next door neighbour called the Utility company… Read More ›
Well, on Wednesday, Article 50 was finally triggered, starting the 2 year process for the United Kingdom to finally leave the clutches of control by the European Union. The ‘Brexiteers‘ or ‘Leavers‘ are quite happy with this, and are feeling very… Read More ›
This is an amazing method that anybody can use to avoid paying speeding fines. It seems that everybody is up in arms about speeding fines being calculated as 150 percent of a driver’s weekly income. Everybody is desperate for ways… Read More ›
Why have I been forced to have yet another layer of Government? An additional layer of control I don’t want and don’t need. I’m told I must vote on who is to be the Liverpool City Region Combined Authority Mayor. Eh?… Read More ›
I recently wrote about those who wear the very odd badge ‘the 48%‘ and of course got abuse via social media, the main place that ‘Remoaners‘ try to dominate, rather than spending time enjoying or understanding real life. In amongst… Read More ›
Are those wearing a ‘48%’ label mentally ill? It seems they may well be. It started when last June when 48% of those bothering to vote in the EU referendum, voted to Remain in it. However, the referendum functioned by… Read More ›
Ever wanted to know the secret to my success? Well, let me shout it out loud.
Wanna know the party that’ll be winning in the May local elections? It’ll be the Liberal Democrats. Well, it will be if the can cleverly re-position themselves in time, and there’s no national scandal like the world realising that the… Read More ›
There’s only one thing better than cake. More cake. Cake with ice cream, cake. Caaake.
If you go down to the woods today, you’re sure of a big surprise. Now, the problem is how to work out what the problem actually is. I mean, it could be that somebody has a skill which allows them… Read More ›