This is an amazing method that anybody can use to avoid paying speeding fines. It seems that everybody is up in arms about speeding fines being calculated as 150 percent of a driver’s weekly income. Everybody is desperate for ways… Read More ›
Why have I been forced to have yet another layer of Government? An additional layer of control I don’t want and don’t need. I’m told I must vote on who is to be the Liverpool City Region Combined Authority Mayor. Eh?… Read More ›
I recently wrote about those who wear the very odd badge ‘the 48%‘ and of course got abuse via social media, the main place that ‘Remoaners‘ try to dominate, rather than spending time enjoying or understanding real life. In amongst… Read More ›
Are those wearing a ‘48%’ label mentally ill? It seems they may well be. It started when last June when 48% of those bothering to vote in the EU referendum, voted to Remain in it. However, the referendum functioned by… Read More ›
Ever wanted to know the secret to my success? Well, let me shout it out loud.
Wanna know the party that’ll be winning in the May local elections? It’ll be the Liberal Democrats. Well, it will be if the can cleverly re-position themselves in time, and there’s no national scandal like the world realising that the… Read More ›
There’s only one thing better than cake. More cake. Cake with ice cream, cake. Caaake.
If you go down to the woods today, you’re sure of a big surprise. Now, the problem is how to work out what the problem actually is. I mean, it could be that somebody has a skill which allows them… Read More ›
Don’t forget to raise what you can on Red Nose Day. You’ll be asked to donate what you can from your minimum wage. You’ll be asked via the telly by celebrity multi-millionaires, many of whom operate schemes to avoid having… Read More ›
Impressive. A man-made smoke ring type shockwave can be physically seen crossing the room and knocking down the boxes. The only time I’ve seen this replicated, it was a lady belching. Belching with such force that the windscreen of the… Read More ›
Disgusting! F’narr F’narr.
So, I’ve never seen my private pool from this angle. But now that I have, I have a strange nagging vertigo. When I’m not looking at the bigger picture but just part of it, it all seems very cosy. Nice sun… Read More ›
Sadly, not enough people shift into this sort of ‘overdrive’ mode when they are over the speed limit.
Why is there so much sympathy for ‘rough sleepers’? Several buildings in Liverpool have built wire constructions to block their doorways and make it uncomfortable for anybody trying to bed down. As you might expect, this caused shock and outrage… Read More ›
This always happens to me. Hours of my life can pass, especially in the colder weather, when my duty as an electric blanket or living hot water bottle is demanded by a cat. It is impossible to say ‘no’ to… Read More ›
Ok. This is disturbing. This is apparently what the President of the United States of America actually looks like when caught off guard by a hidden camera. Some say this is what his species actually look like back on his… Read More ›
This impressive floor, well, not just the floor, the whole room really, is inside Liverpool‘s St George’s Hall. To be honest, I think the tiles show up more impressively in photos than in real life. As in, when you are there… Read More ›
So, somebody managed to take a photo of a crashed UFO. They say it definitely came from outer space. Seems legit.
That moment when you realise that the skulls of your enemies just don’t burn away that easily.
Hang on a sec. Has that really been underneath my cup all these months? Is that why people snigger when I take a swig? Bastards!
When you are dead, you don’t know that you are dead. It is difficult only for the others. It is the same when you are stupid.
All this gender and gender neutral and binary and non-binary and self describing gender and intersex identity fucks up how we work out which toilet we can use without being beaten-up by crazy mind-fucked loony tunes and social justice warriors…. Read More ›
The question has been decided. The options have been decided. This is what the Scottish Separation voting paper will look like. (I say Scottish ‘Separation‘ because since they want to be controlled by the EU, they will not have ‘Independence‘ will… Read More ›
Blimey. How long have I been away from London? I could have sworn Oxford Street was a bit more luxurious than this…
Apparently, cats, these cats, in this really old photo, used to wait for the returning fishermen. After a day and a bit at sea, the fishermen would bring home their boats from the open seas laden with fish. That’s what… Read More ›