Apparently, cats, these cats, in this really old photo, used to wait for the returning fishermen. After a day and a bit at sea, the
Ever wondered why a) women never fart until you’ve known / lived with them for 5 years? b) why they believe their farts do not
Something has to be done to discourage the out of touch celeb luvvies who made their $millions from speaking other people’s lines, from trying to
Aha. Classic example of ‘Fake News’. You slant the news in order to fit the narrative you want your ‘market’ to believe. Different narratives require
There’s an old folks home just up the road. It’s full of old people. Every Friday they get herded into their common room, and a
Waiting for a train includes the time wasting ritual of wandering around the WHSmith staring blankly at the publications. It’s fascinating to realise that the
The Scottish people from Scotland will often post articles wrapped around this blue background flag with a large white kiss on it. It represents Scotland,
Many people turn to ask me how and why I am so serenely calm. Well, what can I say.
I’ve been following the events unfolding at radiocaroline.com (here) and on Twitter @radiocaroline (here). As far as I can tell, a fully loaded Radio Caroline
I’ve been around a bit, but this white on black triangle with a dead tree in the background and a strange bone looking object in
The left, the liberal elite, love to ‘shut people down’ because the elite don’t believe in free speech. The liberal elite hate free speech completely.
I reported previously about the interrupted Morse code mayday message alerting the world to the compromise of the secret place protecting the DA Box, once used
Late at night, what man doesn’t fancy opening his mouth wide and burying his head into a sweaty greasy kebab?
This has got to be one of the best messages to anti-Trump butt-hurt snowflake Millennials ever spoken:
So, let’s examine exactly what an ‘actor’ is. An actor is a person who gets given a script of words written by somebody else. An
The DA Box has been stolen. Yes, the DA Box has been stolen. The DA Box, historically, is the special filter that was used by
Will Nick Abbot ever learn how to control his Trump Tourettes? Trump Tourettes is not an infliction exclusive to Nick Abbot. James O’Brien has it
Amazing. Nobody officially has a satisfactory explanation as to why it’s done. However, it’s done. The figures we get to see or hear people bleating
So, I was watching the news in a room which contained a person who, erm, shall we say, is a little bit removed from any
Hey. It’s like this, see. Not taking in refugees and closing borders isn’t ‘evil’, ‘heartless’, ‘mean’, ‘racist’, or some form of hatred. But, hang on
We all know that the vast majority of English speaking Western media is under the control of the liberal elite. And we all know that
Something worth considering! Had Clinton become President of the United States of America, all indications are that she would have continued bombing campaigns into far
Why is Tony Blackburn the only music radio presenter actually ‘jocking’ the songs being played? Why is there nobody else doing this style of radio?
Here’s a strange thing. The misuse or misappropriation of the words ‘progressive’ and ‘conservative’. Now you’d kinda think that ‘progressive’ meant forward looking, whilst ‘conservative’
James O’Brien is a leftie that infests weekday mid-mornings on LBC Radio. Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m all for LBC having a collection of
Christmas. Urgh. And finally…
The left, or liberal elite, seem to have this inability to know and accept the truth. Their hatred and non acceptance of anything that doesn’t
It’s that famous recurring question. “Which came first, the chicken or the egg?” Well, the answer is bleedin’ obvious innit!
TV stations. Radio stations. They spend ages with talking head ‘guests’ coming in to ‘review’ the day’s newspapers. The ‘newspaper review’ seems to be important.
If Facebork is a leveller, then it is to Facebork that I must look for exciting discussions about the world of radio. But, why can’t
Social Media tends to be controlled by millionaire socialists. Well, in the case of Facebork, multi-billionaire socialists. Employees tend to have to have a similar
So, it’s 2017. Apparently, 2017 is going to be the warmest year evah. Or the coldest. We are about to enter a big freeze that
Gongs. I don’t mean the chimes of Big Ben. Not bongs, but gongs. Look, it’s the time of year. It is today that recipients of
Very odd way to placate an obviously highly disturbed and constantly angry entity, innit. Handing over gold, or or even food, kinda makes sense. But,
She might speak a bit in 2017. Mainly to whinge about Brexit on behalf of the 9% of the UK population she’s the boss of.
Yes, I’ve expressed excitement about Radio Caroline returning in 2017 before. It is exciting! I mean, the whole thing of offshore radio was exciting. At
2016 seems to have been a year full of disappointment for many. A year full of hate, and yet a year pointing to a lot
Well, thank fuck that’s all over, innit. Now radio stations can stop playing all the Christmas shite. I can stop having to shake hands and
Get out man, get out. This girl is trouble. She’ll be making up lies about the baby that will last for thousands of years!
There is something sad about Christmas for even the functional families. The celebration of it is far more complex and demanding than even the most
Ok, so it seems that some weirdo decided to harass a woman on a plane. Sadly, this happens all the time. We live in an
I must look for a list I made last year of all the people I need to buy prezzies for. Not sure where I put
I’ve been thinking about this. About how wrong it is to want to leave. Yes, I know, you may think that I’m some kind of
OMG! What just happened? Well, what just happened is that due process happened to confirm that Donald Trump is the President-elect of the United States
So, there I was sitting in the bath, occasionally letting bubbles come up to the surface, and my radio, on the other side of the
Wow. Look. Proper white hair. Proper beard. Red suit. Black belt. White trim. You know, it must be him. Santa is real.
When I heard that the minimum entry level educational requirement for a future bobby on the beat, copper, plod, rozzer, filth, old bill, bizzie, pig,
At this time of year, the hard-done-by type stories get rolled out. Here’s one: We have to be very sad about those who are sleeping
See what happens when the toys come out to play behind your backs? When you are not watching them, they get up to all sorts
There is something more than uncomfortable about ‘watching’ innocent children getting killed. Heck, most young children are ‘innocent’. More so when they are caught up
Let me tell you what just happened to a lady I know. A lovely lady, from a very close-knit family. Her daughter, and indeed everybody
This is an actual thing, ok? It’s proof, if it were ever needed, that a woman’s period is the most dangerous time of the month.
News reaches me about a pantomime in Liverpool. And how an actor, a character in the panto, got beaten up by a bunch of about
Watching any episode of BBC Question Time, or tuning in for any political interview, the one thing that’s noticeable is the balance of ‘Looking Back’
So, this has to be the best ever, extremely healthy, burger. Indeed, it is the Phat Burger. The Phat Burger, probably named as a parody
Knowledge and understanding moves slowly forward for humanity. We are currently stuck using a dangerously precarious process that’s known as ‘Peer Review’. ‘Peer Review’ is
We’ve had just a tiny bit of snow outside. Here’s the view from the front door. I’m not sure if I should venture out today.
Failed politician Nick Clegg, once Deputy Prime Minister, once leader of the Liberal Democratic Party, and now man full of self-importance, has been recycled as
Science has discovered that there truly are boogeymen hiding under the bed. YOUR BED. Yes, when all the lights are off, and it’s the dark
Blimey. More anti-Brexit lies. Would you believe it! A few days ago my social media timelines were full with anti- Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson outbursts from
It’s compulsory on Facebork to photograph everything one eats. And pets. Hopefully, the two subjects are kept separate. What did we do before we could
So, I generally find Julia Harley-Brewer a hard listen. Her show is on talkRADIO weekdays between 10am and 1pm. The hard listen bit is that
You hated November 2016. It upset you greatly. So, therefore, as far as England’s England is concerned, there was no November 2016. The post previous
That weird thing has happened again. Usually we miss out September. So, in that sense, I’m a bit late this time. I need to leap
So, apart from actual rumpy pumpy, the solo playing with oneself is some of the porn that I produce. Erm, watch. No, I meant, a
OMG, another reason for women to take forever and ever in a toilet. But, since women tend to go to the toilet in pairs, is
Kate Bush first appeared on the scene back in the 1970s, with a song called Wuthering Heights. Nobody understood the words, but the pitches that
It’s not what it seems, officer. Honest. It’s just his arm. Honest. His arm.
Erm. It’s good to see more details about the return of Radio Caroline. I think. My site watching crawler thingie just pinged up with news
If you have no interest in, let’s say, netball, you don’t join a netball supporters club, do you? Well, unless you feel bullied into pretending
As you may know, I hate oldies. Especially the tedious ones from groups like Pink Floyd. OMG, save me from the awful Pink Floyd oldies!
It keeps happening. I keep coming across these very violent lefties. And they are scaring me, forcing me to retreat to my safe space. Strangely,
So, there’s a revolution going on. Another one. Remember how the late 1960s and early 1970s saw a revolution. After decades of a conservative (with
The Scots are strange. Well, around half of them are. Mainly, the racists who hate the English. This is a long standing tradition. They like
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton walk in to a bar. Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says, “The media is really
Who remembers when the Sex Pistols were an outrage? They represented a violent and aggressive reaction to the sameness of the day. They were considered
There’s a strange correlation between love and hate. And there are some danger signs to watch out for. In its peak, the flower power era
“I am no longer accepting the things I can not change. I am changing the things I can not accept.” O-k-a-y. Is this even a
When Remoaners (those who wanted to remain) lost the referendum over UK membership of the European Union, something bizarre happened. Yes, the throwing themselves face
What the fuck? I’m sure I’ve actually had this as a nightmare/dream. Brilliant!
There’s an industry in Liverpool, a very profitable one. Liverpool has one of the biggest drug dealing industries in the UK. This is because of
Why am I not allowed to chose to not buy The Sun? You see, I want to not buy The Sun. I can’t actually remember
It’s moving into that time of year when we need to think about the animals. Animals don’t like the cold. We need to do all
I’m confused as to what this moving gif (If it’s not moving, click through to a platform that supports movement) means. Let me try to
Wing Mirrors are essential. I mean, let’s imagine you are driving a very large lorry or wagon or whatever, then wing mirrors are essential. Essential. The
It is now the rule that we must hate our leaders. Why is this? There’s a pattern, too. The more terms that a Prime Minister
Look what I just did. Look what I put in my coffee. Instead of a sugar, I tried sprinkling Welsh Sheep Poo liberally over the
My Facebork timeline is full of bile and anger in a way I’ve never seen it before. I’m wondering if, no, convinced that, Facebork is
So, once upon a time in Liverpool, there was a local TV station. It had the non-Scouse name of ‘Bay TV’. Apart from low budget
It’s a funny thing, but writing stuff for this place goes through a cycle. Sometimes it’s dead easy and I have loads of bits all
Ok, anybody? See these boots with their Batman style utility belts? What country am I in and what is the profession of the wearer?
I think I really like the way the drug problem is being dealt with in the Philippines. Three million out of the population of 102
So, driving along a country road, it’s perfectly normal to suddenly come across a tree that has a face and is a head with an
Why does Donald Trump make me smile? Well, I think he’s doing brilliantly. Let me explain. To understand, I need you to think of WWE.
The most common ghosts are the visions dressed in white sheets with flailing arms. These are people who died changing their duvets. They roam bedrooms,
So, ‘children’ are being rounded up in the disgusting Calais camp called ‘the Jungle’, ready to be brought into the UK. But, all is never
So, Corbynistas and those (normally Remoaners) who are against this government (even though both it and its leader are receiving the highest approval ratings in
I’ve often looked at spoilers on the back of boy racer cars and wondered what they were for. When I lived in East London, nearly
Maybe the English will be allowed their identity back once we have shed ourselves of the EU and then Scotland. Maybe.
Nothing is real. We are being perception managed. Check out the latest Adam Curtis film. It will burn nearly 3 hours out of your life.