Don’t forget to raise what you can on Red Nose Day. You’ll be asked to donate what you can from your minimum wage. You’ll be asked via the telly by celebrity multi-millionaires, many of whom operate schemes to avoid having to pay tax. The tax they avoid is most likely more than you earn in a year. They’ll try to get you to squeeze your last penny out. Then some of your money will make its way to arm young kids in corrupt regimes in Africa.