Well, here’s a bizarre thing to find stuck to a wall. Yeah, I’m used to all the usual fly-posting which advertises lordy lordy knows what.
So, apart from actual rumpy pumpy, the solo playing with oneself is some of the porn that I produce. Erm, watch. No, I meant, a
Working funny hours means driving around at funny hours, and apart from the depressing spectacle of the midnight cash machine queues of druggies waiting for
I have had a slight man crush on John Barrowman since he first appeared spectacularly on Doctor Who. His character, Captain Jack Harkness, just grew
You know those annoying jpgs that people insist in putting up on their ‘statuses’ on social meeja? The ones favoured by stupid teenage girls? The
Aha. Now I understand. I’ve often wondered why I could here screams of ‘Oh My God’ and very loud whimpering followed by an explanation from