Well, here’s a bizarre thing to find stuck to a wall. Yeah, I’m used to all the usual fly-posting which advertises lordy lordy knows what.
Tag: sex
What did women do before vibrators were invented?
So, apart from actual rumpy pumpy, the solo playing with oneself is some of the porn that I produce. Erm, watch. No, I meant, a
It’s time to legalise prostitution
Working funny hours means driving around at funny hours, and apart from the depressing spectacle of the midnight cash machine queues of druggies waiting for
John and Scott do it again
I have had a slight man crush on John Barrowman since he first appeared spectacularly on Doctor Who. His character, Captain Jack Harkness, just grew
Why would any man want this selfish biatch?
You know those annoying jpgs that people insist in putting up on their ‘statuses’ on social meeja? The ones favoured by stupid teenage girls? The
A spider is a girl’s best friend
Aha. Now I understand. I’ve often wondered why I could here screams of ‘Oh My God’ and very loud whimpering followed by an explanation from
Holding girls captive in your cellar
In all the articles I write, I never ever use the given name of those who have done a serious wrong. Instead I name the
The Cardinal Sin
(Cardinal O’Brien poses with pal Jimmy Savile and some children) I suppose Cardinal Keith O’Brien didn’t actually rape anybody. As far as we can tell
Jake Morrison is gay
There’s a very young local councillor representing the Labour party (there isn’t really any other party in Liverpool, it’s a one party state), who managed
Stop stopping gays from living the dream
I’ve explained before that being a virgin with regard to my gay side, I have concluded that I must be straight. And, as I’ve said
The Catholic obsession with sex
The Catholic Church specifically, but I assume elements of most Christian religions, has a somewhat unhealthy interest in sex. Their obsessions stop short of the
Sex on TV
What is wrong with these people who scream and shout about sex on TV or in the cinema? (I mean, in the film you are
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