So, apart from actual rumpy pumpy, the solo playing with oneself is some of the porn that I produce. Erm, watch. No, I meant, a friend of mine watches. Not me. Plus, I never videoed, edited, or published anything, officer…. Read More ›
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It’s time to legalise prostitution
Working funny hours means driving around at funny hours, and apart from the depressing spectacle of the midnight cash machine queues of druggies waiting for their dole payments to be transferred into their accounts at midnight, and the inconvenience of… Read More ›
John and Scott do it again
I have had a slight man crush on John Barrowman since he first appeared spectacularly on Doctor Who. His character, Captain Jack Harkness, just grew more mysterious and compelling as he developed within Doctor Who, and then the spin off… Read More ›
Why would any man want this selfish biatch?
You know those annoying jpgs that people insist in putting up on their ‘statuses’ on social meeja? The ones favoured by stupid teenage girls? The ones like this… Well, reading through all the selfish demands on this typical list, I… Read More ›
A spider is a girl’s best friend
Aha. Now I understand. I’ve often wondered why I could here screams of ‘Oh My God’ and very loud whimpering followed by an explanation from a very flushed looking lady that there was a spider in the room. ~ ~… Read More ›
Holding girls captive in your cellar
In all the articles I write, I never ever use the given name of those who have done a serious wrong. Instead I name the victims. This article is about the plight of Michelle Knight, Amanda Berry and Gina DeJesus…. Read More ›
The Cardinal Sin
(Cardinal O’Brien poses with pal Jimmy Savile and some children) I suppose Cardinal Keith O’Brien didn’t actually rape anybody. As far as we can tell he just made homosexual advances on a number of trainee priests. As far as we… Read More ›
Jake Morrison is gay
There’s a very young local councillor representing the Labour party (there isn’t really any other party in Liverpool, it’s a one party state), who managed to get himself elected two years ago when he was only 18. He’s quite active… Read More ›
Stop stopping gays from living the dream
I’ve explained before that being a virgin with regard to my gay side, I have concluded that I must be straight. And, as I’ve said before, this doesn’t mean I’m not gay. It just means I haven’t found a gentleman… Read More ›
The Catholic obsession with sex
The Catholic Church specifically, but I assume elements of most Christian religions, has a somewhat unhealthy interest in sex. Their obsessions stop short of the genital mutilation demanded by the other barbaric Middle Eastern religions, but definitely includes the first… Read More ›
Sex on TV
What is wrong with these people who scream and shout about sex on TV or in the cinema? (I mean, in the film you are watching in the cinema, not people just randomly having sex in a cinema!)I’ve never understood… Read More ›
