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Author: Christopher England
And then it was 2018
How long have I been blogging for? When did it all start to go wrong? Well, I’ve just had the last three month blog free.
The bullies who want a death
I’ve just been watching a young girl become more and more suicidal. She was being bullied. When she asked people to stop bullying her, saying
Clear off that ice
Fed-up with having to spray de-icer or break your credit card scraping furiously in order to see out of your windscreen? There is an answer!
Are you snow ready?
Can’t be slip-sliding all over the road this winter. You want to do it yourself when it comes to snow traction.
Summer air could be a killer
Imagine a blow-out this bad. It could kill you. And all because you carried on driving on the wrong air!
Protect your headlights
Don’t let your headlights shine darkly in the snow. You need see where to go:
Headlights must not freeze over
As the nights get colder, there’s nothing worse than getting in your car in the morning, only to discover your headlights are too cold to
Oil change for winter
This is the kind of advice that the unhelpful garage mechanics just refuse to share.
Too cool for coolant
It’s called coolant because it cools you down in the summer. Defo needs to be gone for winter!
Warning: Brakes freeze whilst driving
Be prepared. Don’t let winter be a scary time.
Get ready for winter
There’s nothing worse than in the snow and cold of winter suddenly realising that your muffler bearings are out.
Toby or not Toby, that is the Carvery
You’ve heard of ‘paying it forward’ right? That’s the simple act of doing something nice for somebody else, especially if they could really do with
Bathroom sinking feeling
That morning when you wake-up needing a wee, potter into the bathroom whilst still mainly fast asleep, and open your eyes just as you take
The leaf battle
WTF? Caught on an old phone so not the best quality, but, in your most convincing Eastenders voice: “Gerroffofmyleaf!?”
Radio Caroline/Last Pirate FM busted
OMG! The all new old Radio Caroline calling itself Last Pirate FM has been busted by the feds.Heh! Only in Liverpool, eh? When the radio
Politicon Snowflakes can’t take the heat
I got round to watching a bit of Politicon, the bit with an all-women panel discussion loosely titled “Sex, Presidents, and Handmaids”, moderated by ‘Lady
Radio Caroline returns as Last Pirate
Radio anoraks, especially Radio Caroline anoraks, as we all know, are near death. Yes, ok, a heck of a lot of them actually are dead,
Why isn’t this lady our Prime Minister?
People of the left or with very closed minds write Katie Hopkins off as some kind of nutter. Well, she might be a little nutty,
The Superstition of Climate Change
This has summed current fears up so perfectly. The only saving grace is that the fearists seem to have stopped rounding-up women and killing them
How to save taxi fares
I would never normally use a ‘black’ cab. The hail and ride taxis that are iconic in London, and equally infest my nearest city of
The alt-left using ISIS tactics
The alt-left are getting far more violent than they ever were. Is it as a result of the recreational drugs the alt-left feel the need
Chatting after death
Am I talking to my actual partner when we ‘message’ each other? Are they really talking to me? There are a number of communication apps
Meet the fag hag waiting for the souls of smokers
A well worn and mainly disused place for smokers to hang around, their own cigarette bin, now has a new resident. It’s a resident that
Will Steve’s techno anarchism kill us all?
A man called Steve wrote the following on Facebook. Have a read: Citizens of planet Earth, I have a suggestion. Why in this day and
The European Terror Cycle
It’ll never end. Never. It’ll get worse. It is encouraged by the liberal elite who feel it suits their agenda. What a terrible place for
Katie Hopkins, our saviour in the fight against fake news
One of the people I follow on Twitter and enjoy reading is Katie Hopkins. Now, the alt-left with all their love of labels, constantly scream
Stop all this pointless praying!
All the real evidence points to your life having a beginning, middle and end. Most importantly, when you reach the end you terminate. All that
Let’s all shoot the feral children
Why do the owners of the evil products of their sexual intercourse assume that everybody else wants to hear and be disturbed by their feral
Who will win the Blood Drive?
The best show ever is coming to the SyFy channel. You must watch it. Really, you must. Even though for British audiences some scenes have
Eventually the rubber band is wound so tightly it snaps
The antifa created the ‘white supremacists’ as part of the Marxist cultural identity politics they keep playing.
Don’t panic
Everything’s going to be fine. OK?
Keep on thinking free
This is the man. He’s James Damore. James dared to challenge the goup-think that disallows free-thinking within Google. He wrote a long memo with his
Google Crushes Free Speech
Very very sad. I used to be a Google anorak. In many ways, I still am as I use most of their great products. But,
Chariots of the Liverpool drug lords
There are two different kinds of millionaires in North Liverpool. There are the ones who get paid tens of hundreds of thousands of Pounds for
Liverpool’s Sex Word Search
Well, here’s a bizarre thing to find stuck to a wall. Yeah, I’m used to all the usual fly-posting which advertises lordy lordy knows what.
Selfish twat parking
Spotted in the car park of lower classes pub chain on the East Lancashire Road, Knowsley. The twat driver parked across the two spaces reserved
So. Guys.
Christopher England, you face daily anguishes, a lot of which you write about via ‘England’s England’. Are there issues between you and people? Specific people,
The uncomfortably sad Charlie Gard affair
Without reaching his first birthday, Charlie Gard‘s body has been allowed to die. This is all very tragic and the whole story has been a
Stop these NGO migrant ferries
So, let me get this right. By following on the transponder map all the ships chartered or owned by NGOs or ‘charities’, it becomes easy
Scrap the BBC licence fee
Here’s the thing. A long time ago – indeed starting well before I was born, probably – Sunday afternoon/evenings were where the Top 40 Chart (initially
Will Liverpool boycott Corbyn?
As is oft mentioned here, the bullies of Liverpool don’t allow The Sun newspaper to be sold in the area. This is given much publicity
How have pigs turned into turkeys?
Has there been some weird cross-breeding or have pigs in some way started to grow wings? Not that turkeys can fly, but maybe pigs now
How the Global Warming Political Scam works
The hit TV show ‘Yes Minister‘ has tackled the reality behind the Global Warming scam and the reason why it is pushed upon us all
Muslim only ghettos being built by London Mayor
I don’t understand why this ghettoising is encouraged. How can it be good for our country, let alone our capital city? The ‘North London MUSLIM
The value of having parents
I remember meeting a very young man who was running a pirate radio station from a tower-block that he would then beam a signal to
Who are you?
This was very much worth investigating, so I recorded exactly what I saw…
Why won’t Corbyn resign?
In 1979 a Mr Callaghan resigned after only managing to lead Labour to winning 269 seats in Westminster. In 1992 a Mr Kinnock resigned after
Grenfell disaster is not about the celebs
So, millionaire ‘pop stars’ are being rounded up by Simon Cowell in order that they can do their virtue signalling via a charity record they hope
Radio Caroline on Twitter
Having been a tad busy with a sudden and unexpected General Election, I totally forgot all about the Radio Caroline sagas. The Radio Caroline in
Knock Knock
……..YET!
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the bright side of life, innit!
Stop demonising Gaz and Leccy
With near saturation booking on TV and radio, it is impossible to get away from the British Gas and generic adverts for ‘Smart Meters’. In
Corbyn values you at £1 more than the Tories
When George Osborne introduced the Living Wage, he said that it would go up every year with an intention that it would hit £9 an
Handing over to Corbyn
Anybody with a long term desire to wipe out the disaster that is the Labour Party will have been pretty dismayed that Generation Y, the
Christmas is coming early!
Millennials. Yes, especially Millennials. They think that everybody owes them something. Something for nothing. In their spoilt lives mummy and daddy pay for everything. They
Awkward question for Corbyn
Well, it’s a perfectly valid question, innit:
Comforting dying bomb victims
As an atheist it is my simple belief that you never know when you are dead. The logic is that you only know anything whilst
The trees have it
Each one of these trees is watching and waiting. Yet, they chose not to harm humans. For now.
Lest we forget
There are a lot of memes on social media, and because social media is dominated by Millennials and Snowflakes, they are quite cruel and attacking the
Pauline, John, Keith, Lesley Ann, & Edward
A very long time ago two people decided to kill at least 5 different children: Pauline Reade, John Kilbride, Keith Bennett, Lesley Ann Downey and
Heh, listen to this…
From time to time we all have to suffer listening to ‘audition tapes’ when looking for fresh on-air radio talent. Listening to ‘showreels’ is a
What do we want?
Talk the talk to the ignorant populace and they will be so damn loyal despite their ignorance. Works every time. But, how come the Tories
Tastes like chicken
So you walk in to an area next to the toilets. A wee would be really really nice. But, this is the scene that greats
The ultimate voters guide
Some people seem confused about who to vote for. So, here I am. Here to help you. You see, you may be under the illusion
His Dingly Dangly
Sometimes you just have to take a second or maybe even third and lingering look, innit.
Beware ginger people
We are having to watch the gingas apparently. Keep ‘em peeled! A shock analysis seems to show that a lot of the ‘white’ converts to
Radio Caroline anorak urinates in public
Disgusting. This photo passed to me shows the state of Radio Caroline anoraks today. How embarrassing for Radio Caroline that one of their fans was
A moment of terror
Imagine if this horrific suggestion came true. It would be the end of the UK. The end of the world. The end of everything.
Cyber Hot Hits from Outer Space
I recently got myself all excited about a new radio station called ‘Cyber Hot Hits’. ‘Cyber Hot Hits’ is broadcasting from a spaceship up in
Theresa May Bank Holiday
Let’s talk electioneering. Let’s talk Bank Holidays. Now, it seems that there is talk of the Labour party leader trying to bribe the electorate with
Think of the bunnies
Every year at Easter it’s always the same for these poor bastards. Nobody seems to care. People just munch away without care or consideration. Murderers.
Haircut 100?
I’m guessing they do this while you wait. Maybe finishing with natural yogurt.
No longer smelly poo!
I just watched this, and the lady has convinced me to get some of this. I often stay over at my boyfriend’s house. And the
What next after Article 50?
Well, on Wednesday, Article 50 was finally triggered, starting the 2 year process for the United Kingdom to finally leave the clutches of control by the
How to avoid speeding fines
This is an amazing method that anybody can use to avoid paying speeding fines. It seems that everybody is up in arms about speeding fines
Liverpool, the city with three Mayors
Why have I been forced to have yet another layer of Government? An additional layer of control I don’t want and don’t need. I’m told I
Why do we need books?
There’s this common joke. It’s depicted by this cartoon. And the joke is that with all this modern technology, smartphones, tablets, or even laptops, the
Remoaners threatening to ‘help’ me
I recently wrote about those who wear the very odd badge ‘the 48%‘ and of course got abuse via social media, the main place that
Monday, Wednesday and Friday
I keep being so very very busy, innit. And, of course, me blog suffers. I originally set it up with the idea or plan that
How deranged are ‘the 48%’?
Are those wearing a ‘48%’ label mentally ill? It seems they may well be. It started when last June when 48% of those bothering to
The secret to my success?
Ever wanted to know the secret to my success? Well, let me shout it out loud.
In May the locals go Yellow
Wanna know the party that’ll be winning in the May local elections? It’ll be the Liberal Democrats. Well, it will be if the can cleverly
The tealight industry is booming
You can’t make money out of hashtags. Even if they start #prayfor….. you can’t charge the virtue signally liberal elite for hashtags. You can, however,
Caaaake
There’s only one thing better than cake. More cake. Cake with ice cream, cake. Caaake.
The lady got wood
If you go down to the woods today, you’re sure of a big surprise. Now, the problem is how to work out what the problem
Hello Angry Losers
My ol’ favourite Youtuber Pat Condell has been summing things up perfectly. Why on earth are we still suffering the constant Remoaning from people who
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