You ever wonder why there’s such confusion and relentless wailing from parts of the population that can’t seem to grasp that the UK is leaving
Author: Christopher England
Bloody Red Nose Day
Don’t forget to raise what you can on Red Nose Day. You’ll be asked to donate what you can from your minimum wage. You’ll be
A shockwave in a box
Impressive. A man-made smoke ring type shockwave can be physically seen crossing the room and knocking down the boxes. The only time I’ve seen this
What’s success like?
Disgusting! F’narr F’narr.
My private pool
So, I’ve never seen my private pool from this angle. But now that I have, I have a strange nagging vertigo. When I’m not looking at
Killing gracious birds
Isn’t it odd how much the liberal elite narrative is changed and overridden by the things that surround a tragedy in a photo. So, a bird
Wanna play a game?
Have you missed me?
After the 5th gear
Sadly, not enough people shift into this sort of ‘overdrive’ mode when they are over the speed limit.
Time to stop the rough sleepers
Why is there so much sympathy for ‘rough sleepers’? Several buildings in Liverpool have built wire constructions to block their doorways and make it uncomfortable
This always happens to me. Hours of my life can pass, especially in the colder weather, when my duty as an electric blanket or living
The Donald revealed
Ok. This is disturbing. This is apparently what the President of the United States of America actually looks like when caught off guard by a
A night on the tiles
This impressive floor, well, not just the floor, the whole room really, is inside Liverpool‘s St George’s Hall. To be honest, I think the tiles show
So, somebody managed to take a photo of a crashed UFO. They say it definitely came from outer space. Seems legit.
That moment when you realise that the skulls of your enemies just don’t burn away that easily.
What’s under my cup?
Hang on a sec. Has that really been underneath my cup all these months? Is that why people snigger when I take a swig? Bastards!
Did you know you are already dead?
When you are dead, you don’t know that you are dead. It is difficult only for the others. It is the same when you are
Which toilet can I use?
All this gender and gender neutral and binary and non-binary and self describing gender and intersex identity fucks up how we work out which toilet
Scottish Separation Ballot paper leaked
The question has been decided. The options have been decided. This is what the Scottish Separation voting paper will look like. (I say Scottish ‘Separation‘
Selfridges has changed!
Blimey. How long have I been away from London? I could have sworn Oxford Street was a bit more luxurious than this…
The Greatest Hits Network just died
Across a lot of the north of England and the south and east of Scotland the ‘oldies’ stations are mainly owned by Bauer Media and
Clinton News Network?
Who remembers a time when they believed that anything they heard on Mainstream Media was true and agenda-less? Yup, we sure were naive back in
Fake Radio Carolines
Now then. This whole thing about Radio Caroline. I think I’m suffering from deja vu. Haven’t we had this confusion before? It wasn’t that long
Cats go fishing
Apparently, cats, these cats, in this really old photo, used to wait for the returning fishermen. After a day and a bit at sea, the
Ever wondered why a) women never fart until you’ve known / lived with them for 5 years? b) why they believe their farts do not
Beware the Hollywood bubble
Something has to be done to discourage the out of touch celeb luvvies who made their $millions from speaking other people’s lines, from trying to
Aha. Classic example of ‘Fake News’. You slant the news in order to fit the narrative you want your ‘market’ to believe. Different narratives require
Classic rock in the old folks home
There’s an old folks home just up the road. It’s full of old people. Every Friday they get herded into their common room, and a
iPhones for Seniors?
Waiting for a train includes the time wasting ritual of wandering around the WHSmith staring blankly at the publications. It’s fascinating to realise that the
Teaching Scots about the English flag
The Scottish people from Scotland will often post articles wrapped around this blue background flag with a large white kiss on it. It represents Scotland,
The path of inner peace
Many people turn to ask me how and why I am so serenely calm. Well, what can I say.
Somebody start a Radio Caroline for me!
I’ve been following the events unfolding at radiocaroline.com (here) and on Twitter @radiocaroline (here). As far as I can tell, a fully loaded Radio Caroline
Hazardous chemicals being driven around our streets
I’ve been around a bit, but this white on black triangle with a dead tree in the background and a strange bone looking object in
First they came for The Sun, then the Daily Mail
The left, the liberal elite, love to ‘shut people down’ because the elite don’t believe in free speech. The liberal elite hate free speech completely.
Radio Caroline DA Box up for auction?
I reported previously about the interrupted Morse code mayday message alerting the world to the compromise of the secret place protecting the DA Box, once used
100% Kebab Meat
Late at night, what man doesn’t fancy opening his mouth wide and burying his head into a sweaty greasy kebab?
Young Trump supporters speak out
This has got to be one of the best messages to anti-Trump butt-hurt snowflake Millennials ever spoken:
Actors are the out of touch wealthy elite
So, let’s examine exactly what an ‘actor’ is. An actor is a person who gets given a script of words written by somebody else. An
Radio Caroline’s DA Box stolen!
The DA Box has been stolen. Yes, the DA Box has been stolen. The DA Box, historically, is the special filter that was used by
Radio presenters suffering from Trump Tourettes
Will Nick Abbot ever learn how to control his Trump Tourettes? Trump Tourettes is not an infliction exclusive to Nick Abbot. James O’Brien has it
Will they now stop altering the actual temperature records?
Amazing. Nobody officially has a satisfactory explanation as to why it’s done. However, it’s done. The figures we get to see or hear people bleating
The EYES have it, the EYES have it
So, I was watching the news in a room which contained a person who, erm, shall we say, is a little bit removed from any
Closing borders make sense
Hey. It’s like this, see. Not taking in refugees and closing borders isn’t ‘evil’, ‘heartless’, ‘mean’, ‘racist’, or some form of hatred. But, hang on
How the media controls your mind
We all know that the vast majority of English speaking Western media is under the control of the liberal elite. And we all know that
The liberal elite are the true warmongers
Something worth considering! Had Clinton become President of the United States of America, all indications are that she would have continued bombing campaigns into far
How the segue is killing music radio
Why is Tony Blackburn the only music radio presenter actually ‘jocking’ the songs being played? Why is there nobody else doing this style of radio?
Why are progressives so conservative?
Here’s a strange thing. The misuse or misappropriation of the words ‘progressive’ and ‘conservative’. Now you’d kinda think that ‘progressive’ meant forward looking, whilst ‘conservative’
James O’Brien, the radio straw-man delusion
James O’Brien is a leftie that infests weekday mid-mornings on LBC Radio. Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m all for LBC having a collection of
Final words from Christmas 2016
Christmas. Urgh. And finally…
Feeding the lefties’ confirmation bias with wee
The left, or liberal elite, seem to have this inability to know and accept the truth. Their hatred and non acceptance of anything that doesn’t
That egg/chicken question
It’s that famous recurring question. “Which came first, the chicken or the egg?” Well, the answer is bleedin’ obvious innit!
Why no newspapers reviewing TV news?
TV stations. Radio stations. They spend ages with talking head ‘guests’ coming in to ‘review’ the day’s newspapers. The ‘newspaper review’ seems to be important.
Nobody on Facebork talks about radio
If Facebork is a leveller, then it is to Facebork that I must look for exciting discussions about the world of radio. But, why can’t
Trumping Social Media
Social Media tends to be controlled by millionaire socialists. Well, in the case of Facebork, multi-billionaire socialists. Employees tend to have to have a similar
2017 and brrr it’s so hot
So, it’s 2017. Apparently, 2017 is going to be the warmest year evah. Or the coldest. We are about to enter a big freeze that
Forgotten and snubbed by the New Year’s Honours list
Gongs. I don’t mean the chimes of Big Ben. Not bongs, but gongs. Look, it’s the time of year. It is today that recipients of
Why Jews and Muslims mutilate children’s genitals
Very odd way to placate an obviously highly disturbed and constantly angry entity, innit. Handing over gold, or or even food, kinda makes sense. But,
Will we hear more from Wee Krankie in 2017?
She might speak a bit in 2017. Mainly to whinge about Brexit on behalf of the 9% of the UK population she’s the boss of.
Will I listen to Radio Caroline in 2017?
Yes, I’ve expressed excitement about Radio Caroline returning in 2017 before. It is exciting! I mean, the whole thing of offshore radio was exciting. At
2016: The year of hate and hope
2016 seems to have been a year full of disappointment for many. A year full of hate, and yet a year pointing to a lot
Only 364 days to Christmas
Well, thank fuck that’s all over, innit. Now radio stations can stop playing all the Christmas shite. I can stop having to shake hands and
Hey Joseph, man, she takes piss innit
Get out man, get out. This girl is trouble. She’ll be making up lies about the baby that will last for thousands of years!
The awfulness of Christmas
There is something sad about Christmas for even the functional families. The celebration of it is far more complex and demanding than even the most
Gays victimising women
Ok, so it seems that some weirdo decided to harass a woman on a plane. Sadly, this happens all the time. We live in an
Men! It’s nearly time
I must look for a list I made last year of all the people I need to buy prezzies for. Not sure where I put
LEAVE? NO! BETTER IN?
I’ve been thinking about this. About how wrong it is to want to leave. Yes, I know, you may think that I’m some kind of
Snowflakes shed liberal tears about President Trump
OMG! What just happened? Well, what just happened is that due process happened to confirm that Donald Trump is the President-elect of the United States
Stop punishing new music lovers each Christmas
So, there I was sitting in the bath, occasionally letting bubbles come up to the surface, and my radio, on the other side of the
I saw Santa in a pub
Wow. Look. Proper white hair. Proper beard. Red suit. Black belt. White trim. You know, it must be him. Santa is real.
Stop the police needing a degree!
When I heard that the minimum entry level educational requirement for a future bobby on the beat, copper, plod, rozzer, filth, old bill, bizzie, pig,
Sleeping rough is a personal choice
At this time of year, the hard-done-by type stories get rolled out. Here’s one: We have to be very sad about those who are sleeping
Christmas brings out the perverts
See what happens when the toys come out to play behind your backs? When you are not watching them, they get up to all sorts
Social Media watching innocent children die
There is something more than uncomfortable about ‘watching’ innocent children getting killed. Heck, most young children are ‘innocent’. More so when they are caught up
A birth and a death
Let me tell you what just happened to a lady I know. A lovely lady, from a very close-knit family. Her daughter, and indeed everybody
A lady missile
This is an actual thing, ok? It’s proof, if it were ever needed, that a woman’s period is the most dangerous time of the month.
Liverpool panto star violently beaten up
News reaches me about a pantomime in Liverpool. And how an actor, a character in the panto, got beaten up by a bunch of about
Looking Back -v- Looking Forward
Watching any episode of BBC Question Time, or tuning in for any political interview, the one thing that’s noticeable is the balance of ‘Looking Back’
Now, that’s what I call a Phat burger
So, this has to be the best ever, extremely healthy, burger. Indeed, it is the Phat Burger. The Phat Burger, probably named as a parody
Forget peer reviewing, start peer-to-peer reviewing
Knowledge and understanding moves slowly forward for humanity. We are currently stuck using a dangerously precarious process that’s known as ‘Peer Review’. ‘Peer Review’ is
We’ve had just a tiny bit of snow outside. Here’s the view from the front door. I’m not sure if I should venture out today.
The LibDem Head of Remoaning
Failed politician Nick Clegg, once Deputy Prime Minister, once leader of the Liberal Democratic Party, and now man full of self-importance, has been recycled as
How to avoid boogeyman attack in bed
Science has discovered that there truly are boogeymen hiding under the bed. YOUR BED. Yes, when all the lights are off, and it’s the dark
Social Media warriors gotta hate Boris
Blimey. More anti-Brexit lies. Would you believe it! A few days ago my social media timelines were full with anti- Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson outbursts from
The pizza from hell
It’s compulsory on Facebork to photograph everything one eats. And pets. Hopefully, the two subjects are kept separate. What did we do before we could
When’s the second by-election?
So, I generally find Julia Harley-Brewer a hard listen. Her show is on talkRADIO weekdays between 10am and 1pm. The hard listen bit is that
There was no November, honest
You hated November 2016. It upset you greatly. So, therefore, as far as England’s England is concerned, there was no November 2016. The post previous
Do not pass go
That weird thing has happened again. Usually we miss out September. So, in that sense, I’m a bit late this time. I need to leap
What did women do before vibrators were invented?
So, apart from actual rumpy pumpy, the solo playing with oneself is some of the porn that I produce. Erm, watch. No, I meant, a
Smearing on the toilet seat
OMG, another reason for women to take forever and ever in a toilet. But, since women tend to go to the toilet in pairs, is
Theresa May gets a Bush compliment
Kate Bush first appeared on the scene back in the 1970s, with a song called Wuthering Heights. Nobody understood the words, but the pitches that
Bad man cake
It’s not what it seems, officer. Honest. It’s just his arm. Honest. His arm.
Radio Caroline getting ready for Easter
Erm. It’s good to see more details about the return of Radio Caroline. I think. My site watching crawler thingie just pinged up with news
Atheists need full rights too
If you have no interest in, let’s say, netball, you don’t join a netball supporters club, do you? Well, unless you feel bullied into pretending
A Korean Gayageum gone Floydy
As you may know, I hate oldies. Especially the tedious ones from groups like Pink Floyd. OMG, save me from the awful Pink Floyd oldies!
The murderers disguised as peace lovers
It keeps happening. I keep coming across these very violent lefties. And they are scaring me, forcing me to retreat to my safe space. Strangely,
Viva la revolution, goodbye the liberal elite
So, there’s a revolution going on. Another one. Remember how the late 1960s and early 1970s saw a revolution. After decades of a conservative (with
The Scots obviously don’t really want independence
The Scots are strange. Well, around half of them are. Mainly, the racists who hate the English. This is a long standing tradition. They like
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton walk into a bar
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton walk in to a bar. Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says, “The media is really
Tea with the Sex Pistols
Who remembers when the Sex Pistols were an outrage? They represented a violent and aggressive reaction to the sameness of the day. They were considered
When love and peace really means hate and conflict
There’s a strange correlation between love and hate. And there are some danger signs to watch out for. In its peak, the flower power era
Confused change acceptingness
“I am no longer accepting the things I can not change. I am changing the things I can not accept.” O-k-a-y. Is this even a