When Remoaners (those who wanted to remain) lost the referendum over UK membership of the European Union, something bizarre happened. Yes, the throwing themselves face
What the fuck? I’m sure I’ve actually had this as a nightmare/dream. Brilliant!
There’s an industry in Liverpool, a very profitable one. Liverpool has one of the biggest drug dealing industries in the UK. This is because of
Why am I not allowed to chose to not buy The Sun? You see, I want to not buy The Sun. I can’t actually remember
It’s moving into that time of year when we need to think about the animals. Animals don’t like the cold. We need to do all
I’m confused as to what this moving gif (If it’s not moving, click through to a platform that supports movement) means. Let me try to
Wing Mirrors are essential. I mean, let’s imagine you are driving a very large lorry or wagon or whatever, then wing mirrors are essential. Essential. The
It is now the rule that we must hate our leaders. Why is this? There’s a pattern, too. The more terms that a Prime Minister
Look what I just did. Look what I put in my coffee. Instead of a sugar, I tried sprinkling Welsh Sheep Poo liberally over the
My Facebork timeline is full of bile and anger in a way I’ve never seen it before. I’m wondering if, no, convinced that, Facebork is
So, once upon a time in Liverpool, there was a local TV station. It had the non-Scouse name of ‘Bay TV’. Apart from low budget
It’s a funny thing, but writing stuff for this place goes through a cycle. Sometimes it’s dead easy and I have loads of bits all
Ok, anybody? See these boots with their Batman style utility belts? What country am I in and what is the profession of the wearer?
I think I really like the way the drug problem is being dealt with in the Philippines. Three million out of the population of 102
So, driving along a country road, it’s perfectly normal to suddenly come across a tree that has a face and is a head with an
Why does Donald Trump make me smile? Well, I think he’s doing brilliantly. Let me explain. To understand, I need you to think of WWE.
The most common ghosts are the visions dressed in white sheets with flailing arms. These are people who died changing their duvets. They roam bedrooms,
So, ‘children’ are being rounded up in the disgusting Calais camp called ‘the Jungle’, ready to be brought into the UK. But, all is never
So, Corbynistas and those (normally Remoaners) who are against this government (even though both it and its leader are receiving the highest approval ratings in
I’ve often looked at spoilers on the back of boy racer cars and wondered what they were for. When I lived in East London, nearly
Maybe the English will be allowed their identity back once we have shed ourselves of the EU and then Scotland. Maybe.
Nothing is real. We are being perception managed. Check out the latest Adam Curtis film. It will burn nearly 3 hours out of your life.
So, I ordered two rolls of sticky-backed carbon fibre vinyl Fablon, using the trusty service of Amazon. Two large boxes arrived. I mean, large boxes.
Conspiracy theories. Yeah, normally the domain of those with mental health issues or the over consumption of recreational drugs. But, with the Remoaners refusing to
So, visiting my neighbour’s place, I was intrigued by what he did for a living. “Well, I’m a collector.” “Of what?” “People” “People?” “Yes. When
There are a few things that aggravate me about ‘Brexit’. Well, not a few things, as such, because the aggravation comes from just one source
When it came to voting on whether or not the United Kingdom wanted to stay as a member of the EU, 46 million of our
Costco is that pretentious store that supposedly provides goods at wholesale prices. Most of its customers are not retailers but ordinary pretentious people who are
I’m not so sure that boasting about being into butchering families is a good idea. I mean, currently, it’s illegal and considered a bit of
So. Have aliens landed? Is this one of their craft? Is this a communication system, speaking outward to the universe? I think we should be
Finally. Photographic proof that beyond any doubt, there is water on Mars…
There was a time when all we really had to worry about was a zombie apocalypse. Zombies slowly shuffling towards us, or us turning the
The iSheep just accept that the iPhone biatch has dictated that there is no longer any place for for insertion into it. Typical iPhone biatch.
Why don’t London have any of these? They want to encourage less use of motorised vehicles, don’t they? They need to learn from the North-West.
So, whilst the likes of anti-Brexit sore losers like James O’Brien from LBC radio preach their daily leftie sermons about the sky falling, the truth
One of the things we need to stop as part of the final stage of ‘Brexit’ is the haemorrhaging of money and the rights to
I’ve never understood the sexual appeal of mass murderers. However, the more they tortured and raped and slowly killed a person, the more sex appeal
Many decades ago I spoke at length with Ronan O’Rahilly, the founder of Radio Caroline, about where ‘music radio’ was going. This was in the
With Jeremy Corbyn cutting the figure of a pencil drawn 1920s Leninesque character from the yellowing pages of an old well-thumbed book about plots and
I have often wondered how to demonstrate to those who, like myself, do not have Asperger’s Syndrome, what a person with Asperger’s, or most forms
I was forced to complain to the management of a certain Liverpudlian eatery. “WTF’s going on?” I asked trembling with anger. Which toilet was I
At this time of year there are many things flying around, buzzing around, and they can be bad for your health. For that reason, I
I’m never quite sure which species would function under ‘socialism’ and end up with everybody being treated fairly and equally, but it ain’t the human
It had to happen didn’t it. We now have an openly xenophobic nationalistic radio station. Would you believe it? It must come as a reaction
I love this photo, even though I only had my phone to hand when I took it. It is of a stone upon which various
So, Ms Junior Doctor wearing a SWP badge and carrying a photo of Jeremy Corbyn, what will make this strike go away? Give us exactly
The football season is here. This means that men, because it’s always mainly men, will be performing their strange aggressive singing. Why is it always
OMG! OMG! I feel sick after watching the CCTV (a screengrab of which is below). Ms Erica White, aged 34, from leafy Surrey, was a
I stole this from the excellent satiria.net who really need to bring this magazine out for real. Butthurt Corbynistas will hate it. Check satiria.net out here.
I just got to get me this family. I want to plant them in my garden. Facing and staring at my annoying nosy neighbours. I
For more than two months they’ve been whinging and moaning. I’m talking about the ‘Remoaners’. Yes, they continue to toll bells and shuffle with depressed
One of the perils of living in a house with children in it is that the carpet or hard floor is never clear. Ok, it’s
In these modern times it is extremely important for lefties to scream and shout “La la la la la” with their fingers in their ears,
There are many religions, of course, but in the UK, Christianity, whilst slowly dying in favour of Islam, is the one currently embedded into the
Pictorial proof that books are dangerous. Bloody Dangerous. See, pulling one out of a bookcase is like pulling a plug out of a dyke. Erm.
I keep hearing mental debate on immigration. The left appears to think it’s cool to just allow people to come into the UK and that
I have often wondered what doctors learn from a CAT scan. The other day, rather frightened, they forced me to have a CAT scan. I
So, we the people, read the manifestos of the parties that we could elect members of, and in May 2015 we elected the Conservative Party
Ariane Sherine is a leftie comedian, writer, and funny lady (And, to be fair, she’s also been heart-wrenchingly sad). She first came onto my radar
Old people. Especially very old people. They are the ones with a phrase for every occasion. Not just ‘a stitch in time saves nine’ (which
Why do old radio anoraks steal and defile the names of old extinct radio stations? There have been some great radio station, especially the offshore
I have spent my life on the internet being attacked by mental baby-boomers, well, baby-boomer radio anoraks, who think it’s cool to hide behind multiple
Today, August 14th, is a day that statistically is less likely to fall on a Monday or Saturday and more statistically likely to fall on
Opposite the ‘Kop end’ (whatever that means) of Liverpool Football Club is a god-bothering centre. It’s a church, but one of those modern evangelical ones
There are lies. And there are damn lies. Look at those lies up there. Damn lies. How many people seeing the legend ‘Free Cash‘ have
I’d love to start a campaign of ‘calling out’ people on the radio. Well, on music radio. You can help! (Except you won’t) We need
From time to time up comes the rather indelicate subject of how deep a girl’s, er, axe wound, er, fish, er, woo-woo, er, minimoo, er,
A day in the life of your average girl’s mouth. This is exactly what it looks like from the inside. Honest. (You may need to
Yes, I know that the minority of Scots seem to want to exclude themselves from the United Kingdom (or the “rUK” as they charmingly call
So, a deported illegal immigrant who was working for Byron Burgers, having used forged papers in order to get the job with Byron, is complaining that
Radio Caroline, eh? Who remembers Radio Caroline? Ding Ding. It’s a radio station that has a legend that far exceeds its reality. A bit like
Under normal circumstances I never wear, and I detest, laces. All my shoes are slip on, and never laces. I have watched people with laces
Jeremy Corbyn, a potential leader of the Labour Party, came to Liverpool the other day. He stood on top of a Fire Engine. Luckily there
You know how Momentum and the Corbynistas love nothing better than threatening rape to females they disagree with, and wishing death on the families of
Saw this on a lamp post in Liverpool, and my first thought was that the words were associated with the use of a vibrator. You know,
You are probably familiar with a ‘Scouser’ being the odd nickname for somebody from Liverpool, but what’s somebody from Southport called? Well, they are a
You ever had one of those days when you wish you’d noticed the notice? Just me then?
It’ll get annoyingly hotter in August, but as July comes to a close we have more acceptable temperatures. Indeed, evenings have turned a little chilly.
I don’t understand all this horrendous hatred of the LGBTQIRSLABCXYZ community. I mean, diss them (in a very friendly way) for having an ever increasingly
It’s only one little poll, but the latest findings of ICM put the Conservatives 16 points ahead of Labour. 16 points? So, what’s that all
I was strolling through a part of Liverpool, when I came across this. An unexploded bomb that was in danger of making a huge ginormous
There are no more radio disc-jockeys in the United Kingdom. Except one. The final ever radio DJ on the air in the country is the
This lovely and lively puppy Labrador has, with fingers crossed, a future as a guide dog for a blind person. At a point in his
Back, a very very long time ago, I had respect for Bob Geldof. Sure, he’d only ever produced the one song of note, I don’t
After the horrendous protracted killing of over 80 souls in Nice, France, and further souls last night in Munich, the internet, or, to be more
To the horror of a pal of mine, the revamped self-arrival screen at his doctor’s has changed. Once upon a time the screen sat there
We know that our cat sees things we can’t see, especially in the gap in the kitchen floor. He will stare for hours. Now we
How do you stop being bullied? How to ensure compensation when your house burns down? What’s your prospect of being rescued from a multi-storey building
So I was strolling down this back road in Liverpool. There was a lot of gull noise going on. When I first got exiled from
So, why aren’t we growing the employees of the future? When the lovely Mrs May has settled in, there’s something I think she should sort
Un-fucking-believable. The French Authorities have had to release this because, after the awful massacre in Nice, France, most bystanders were more interested in videoing the
Liverpool‘s Anfield used to be an area of boarded up houses (ideal for setting up Cannabis farms within) and grey clothed bald kids scuttling around delivering
So, in the UK, the main publicly funded weather predictions come from the Meteorological Office. Their data and their understanding of the data is also
There are a number of really annoying selfish factions of our mysterious human race worthy of mention. To start with, I have learned in life
Let’s do this thing!
Sometimes it’s not a good idea to attempt a headstand when you live in a house of cats… (If it ain’t moving, just click through
This Bible thing is dead confusing, innit. Well, it’s not just a single book is it? It’s a collection of mini-books all written by different
Curiouser and curiouser. We started out with a Facebook Live video that commenced recording from the passenger’s seat just after a black man driving the car had
So, the Leader of the SNP is female. A very strong female at that. The leader of the Scottish Conservative party is also an extremely