So, I was chatting to a Christian friend who mentioned he had the Bible on CD. I politely asked if he’d burn me a copy. He got angry, splashed water over me and threatened to burn me as a witch instead.
So, I was chatting to a Muslim friend who mentioned he had the Koran on CD. I politely asked if he’d burn me a copy. He got angry and threatened to cut my infidel head off.
So, I was chatting to a Jewish friend who mentioned he had the Torah on CD. I politely asked if he’d burn me a copy. He got angry and immediately blew up my entire neighbourhood, family and friends.
So, I was chatting to an atheist friend who mentioned he had, er, no ancient history and rule book on CD. I, er, had nothing to ask him to burn me a copy of. We stayed happy and friends and got on with making life better for everybody.
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