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Month: October 2014

Christians ban the undead

31 October, 2014 Christopher England

Halloween.  The culmination of Halloweek.  This is the day that it’s very sadly illegal to answer the door with a real chainsaw. Instead, you have

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Industry to be paralysed by the cold

30 October, 2014 Christopher England

We would be capable of supplying more than 100% of our electricity needs if we had just followed our noses and had allowed perfectly serviceable

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Martian Sex

29 October, 2014 Christopher England

The year is 2214 and Charlie and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flyer miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about

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Stock up with candles

28 October, 2014 Christopher England

So, it’s finally happened. We’ve got the preliminary warnings from various Government sources now. Britain is about to go dark. We are unable to generate

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Chainsaws chase Christopher

27 October, 2014 Christopher England

A man just chased after me revving up the motor of a real chainsaw.  A real chainsaw. Little girl twins just spoke to me in

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Prayer in C

26 October, 2014 Christopher England

In recent times I’ve become slightly obsessed with Lilly Wood and the Prick.  Well, to be more truthful, the single song “Prayer in C”, which,

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The shamans hate our hair-dryers

25 October, 2014 Christopher England

The European Commission is a strange and mysterious ‘organisation’.  Is it an ‘organisation’?  I’m not exactly sure.  It seems to be an unelected, at least

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Why am I paying for other people to have children?

24 October, 2014 Christopher England

Yes. Why am I paying for other people to have children? I have a cat.  Nobody pays for his vet bills. Nobody put money towards

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Burn baby burn

23 October, 2014 Christopher England

So, sometimes the internets comes to gets you. Today is one of those days. The internets are reaching out to gets you. Hey, it’s kinda

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Happy Halloweek and Christmas Quarter

22 October, 2014 Christopher England

This time of year is a strange time of year.  You know the end of the year is signalled as soon as the X Factor

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Cold calling for TalkTalk

21 October, 2014 Christopher England

So, my elderly neighbour is on TalkTalk for her phone, broadband and TV.  She pays for all of this despite rarely using the broadband.  The

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What lies do you believe?

20 October, 2014 Christopher England

We grow up believing what we are told. From the start of our lives we are told about Father Christmas, The Tooth Fairy, God, and

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Why’s Global’s Newsroom’s mention’s?

19 October, 2014 Christopher England

And cue: “From Global’s Newsroom, this is Christopher England with LBC News / Capital News / Heart News …” What? The normal, non-anorak listening public

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The mating caves of pleasure

18 October, 2014 Christopher England

This British guy went to America and spent some time with Native Americans. Sadly, Native Americans tend to be rounded up and kept in otherwise

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There will be no new Kenny Everett

17 October, 2014 Christopher England

I recently sighed and lamented the lack of ‘inclusive’ music radio (here). That’ll be music radio I can listen to and feel a part of,

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The complete fishing rod experience

16 October, 2014 Christopher England

A little ol’ lady goes into a Fishing and Bait store to buy a rod and reel for her grandson’s birthday. She doesn’t know which one

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Pop culture – Pop Music?

15 October, 2014 Christopher England

Here’s something I originally published over 10 years ago.  I noticed that a re-publishing of it in 2008 was drawing traffic.  Thus, I thought I’d re-publish

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The Last Kiss

14 October, 2014 Christopher England

This is a disturbingly beautiful picture that’s been called ‘The Last Kiss’. The disturbing part is how it can, if you let it, represent the

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The search for inclusive music radio

13 October, 2014 Christopher England

Was radio ever presented by human beings?  Was it ever experimental?  Did it ever take chances or dare to be different? Here`s my problem:  I

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Wot no Wi-Fi?

12 October, 2014 Christopher England

I’ve no idea why there’s some kinda interest in getting to Mars.  Or indeed, to get to any of the other planets in our solar

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Ebola comes to the UK

11 October, 2014 Christopher England

It’s strange, but not to be unexpected, that on social media and in real life (the two can be separate, y’know) the bets are on,

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Look, the moon is not an egg, ok?

10 October, 2014 Christopher England

The new Doctor Who is great. I was in love with the Matt Smith Doctor Who.  He came along just as the David Tennant Doctor

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The last snigger about iPhones

9 October, 2014 Christopher England

Sooo. I promise I will stop my cruel and taunting behaviour toward iPhone users. Heck man, they know no better, and are not ready for

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Open racism in the Guardian?

8 October, 2014 Christopher England

The Guardian ‘newspaper’ in the UK seems to be the acceptable face of racism and stereotyping. But why is it allowed to get away with

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Quasar, the oldies radio station

7 October, 2014 Christopher England

Many years ago there was an offshore radio station called Radio Caroline.  It stopped being an offshore radio station and became an internet radio station.

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Facebork hates moving gifs

6 October, 2014 Christopher England

There was a temporary halt to Facebork being the murderer’s friend.  For a short while they stopped publishing videos of human beings being tortured to

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Ello and goodbye?

5 October, 2014 Christopher England

So, you remember Louise Mensch dontcha?  The trendy Conservative MP who wrote racy books and then married the manager of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers.

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The eyes have it

4 October, 2014 Christopher England

There are many different ways that you are being watched. Many different pairs of eyes. It’s a crazy world out there.  If you can see

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Life is…

3 October, 2014 Christopher England

Life is all the exciting bits you miss that go on without you because you are far too busy being a frustrated slave to your

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A taste of early radio anoraksia netiquette

2 October, 2014 Christopher England

Time, as we all know, is a funny one.  As is the internet.  As is communication via the internet.  As is radio. As is radio

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September 2014 never happened

1 October, 2014 Christopher England

So, can you remember September 2014? You probably think you can, but those are planted memories.  September 2014 never actually existed. However, humans love continuity,

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Christopher England:

A dis/misplaced Londoner now in Liverpool, yet remaining a free-thinking and commentating observer of media, people watcher, reality checking truth detective, future trend predictor and complete all round tosser.

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