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Month: August 2014

September has been cancelled

31 August, 2014 Christopher England

There will be no September 2014. 2014 runs: January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, October, November, December.  11 months. Not 12. You’ll see

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Modern day intercourse?

30 August, 2014 Christopher England

Couldn’t they just do a Google Hangout with each other? (Just sayin’.)

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103 different Keys broadcasting in Manchester?

29 August, 2014 Christopher England

There’s changes afoot for radio station names in areas where Bauer Media currently operates.  Here in Liverpool, what was operating on AM, a relay of

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No, no, no, no, don’t try this at home

28 August, 2014 Christopher England

Apparently some of the iPhone fashion victims have actually tried this.  That made me laugh out loud.  Cruel, yes, but it’s sooo funny.

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Laughing at the iPhone fashion victims

27 August, 2014 Christopher England

Any normal person enjoys laughing and pointing at fashion victims.  Fashion victims are those who buy highly overpriced items to wear, that in ten years

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England after Scotland leaves the UK

26 August, 2014 Christopher England

The people of Scotland no longer wish to be British.  Well, ok, some of the people of Scotland no longer wish to be British.  They

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Trolling the 11 percenters

25 August, 2014 Christopher England

I couldn’t resist copying and pasting this from Google+.  Almost everybody in my timeline has cut and pasted it, so I just keep seeing it

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Oi mate, yer owl’s dead

24 August, 2014 Christopher England

I spent 2 hours watching this owl. It never moved.  If it was a dead owl it would be sitting there rotting. It is not

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The rising Scottish and Welsh racism

23 August, 2014 Christopher England

What motivates those in Scotland who no longer want to be part of the United Kingdom? I think it’s symptomatic of the growing racism which

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Britain grows crusaders and jihadists

22 August, 2014 Christopher England

We have always grown the world’s ‘best’ crusaders and jihadists in Britain. We in England were first invaded by one of the Middle Eastern religion

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It’s time for blanket CCTV to make us safe

21 August, 2014 Christopher England

The entire country should be covered in CCTV cameras.  Their output should be fed back to a huge central processing centre, and from here everything

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OK, You have 10 minutes

20 August, 2014 Christopher England

I have many talents.  My people skills are not necessarily the better of my talents.  Almost without exception, people annoy me. People I work with

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The high life

19 August, 2014 Christopher England

I’m getting a little old. Just had a quote for a Stenna stair lift. Well, it wasn’t actually a quote. It was more a, “You’re

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Ye olde Albion England

18 August, 2014 Christopher England

Crosby, as an area, keeps getting more and more twee.  It has an invasion of tea rooms and healthy eating places with decor and uniforms

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‘Pet’ is short for cruelty to animals

17 August, 2014 Christopher England

It could be worse. He could be a bird capable of soaring into the air and over the tree-tops basking in the rays of the

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How technology becomes nature

16 August, 2014 Christopher England

Yeah, see, this, right, is the Pyramid of Technology.  It’s how technology becomes nature in seven steps, ok? The seven steps for the tech are

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Burning a Bible, Koran and Torah

15 August, 2014 Christopher England

So, I was chatting to a Christian friend who mentioned he had the Bible on CD. I politely asked if he’d burn me a copy.

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OMG, it’s mental radio anorak day!

14 August, 2014 Christopher England

Jeeez. Spare me.  It’s August the 14th. Noooooooooo.  Back in 1967 this was the day that all the pop pirate radioships fell silent (except those

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Liverpool’s radio for the racists

13 August, 2014 Christopher England

LBC primarily broadcasts from and for London, despite now trying to be a whole of ‘Britain’ radio station. Most of the phone-in caller responses to

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Toothbrush sex

12 August, 2014 Christopher England

Sometimes I walk into my bathroom, and I could swear something sexual has been going on.  You know, there’s that smell of well, erm, mint.

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There’s pooh on your face

11 August, 2014 Christopher England

Yum. The news seems to be out that all human beings, without exception, have tiny mites living in their faces. Yes. In their faces. Yes,

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Would you sell your soul to Satan?

10 August, 2014 Christopher England

Nice cartoon. It does point out a Universal Truth: You wouldn’t get ‘god’ being helpful to people and telling them that the talent was within

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To see the sea

9 August, 2014 Christopher England

This is looking due West from a little North of Liverpool. Two lovely things are happening in the photo. Firstly, there are sand dunes in

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Stupid people believe in intelligent electricity

8 August, 2014 Christopher England

I was at this meeting. This eco-loony girl was also at this meeting. She was employed by her company to fall for all the eco-loony

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Videos of child murders are acceptable on Facebook

7 August, 2014 Christopher England

How can shooting a child dead be acceptable, yet indecently touching a child unacceptable?  Surely murder of a child is far much more gross than

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Facebook won’t protect children from murder

6 August, 2014 Christopher England

I complained to Facebork after I got a specific video in my timeline of a child being shot in the head at close range. His

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Facebork’s awful voyeurs of death

5 August, 2014 Christopher England

Annoyingly, Facebork now auto-runs videos that people decide to post or share. Google+ has always done this, so I can understand why Facebork has decided

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When you need your selfie-stick

4 August, 2014 Christopher England

I recently wrote about the rise of the selfie-stick, here.  Well, here is a place where you really do need a selfie-stick.  There’s nobody above

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The coke machine from hell

3 August, 2014 Christopher England

We have a fairly large room that nobody goes into for very long.  It is referred to as ‘the green room’, not because it’s green,

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Where does Just Eat think I am?

2 August, 2014 Christopher England

There are a number of on-line takeaway ‘aggregators’.  Well, takeaway or deliveryers. We regularly use Hungry House and Just East as two examples. There are

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Radio Anorak month begins

1 August, 2014 Christopher England

OMG. It’s August. August is a very bad month. It’s a month full of anniversaries of … (gulp) … radio stations births, deaths and marriages.

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Christopher England:

A dis/misplaced Londoner now in Liverpool, yet remaining a free-thinking and commentating observer of media, people watcher, reality checking truth detective, future trend predictor and complete all round tosser.

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