There will be no September 2014. 2014 runs: January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, October, November, December. 11 months. Not 12. You’ll see
Month: August 2014
Modern day intercourse?
Couldn’t they just do a Google Hangout with each other? (Just sayin’.)
103 different Keys broadcasting in Manchester?
There’s changes afoot for radio station names in areas where Bauer Media currently operates. Here in Liverpool, what was operating on AM, a relay of
No, no, no, no, don’t try this at home
Apparently some of the iPhone fashion victims have actually tried this. That made me laugh out loud. Cruel, yes, but it’s sooo funny.
Laughing at the iPhone fashion victims
Any normal person enjoys laughing and pointing at fashion victims. Fashion victims are those who buy highly overpriced items to wear, that in ten years
England after Scotland leaves the UK
The people of Scotland no longer wish to be British. Well, ok, some of the people of Scotland no longer wish to be British. They
Trolling the 11 percenters
I couldn’t resist copying and pasting this from Google+. Almost everybody in my timeline has cut and pasted it, so I just keep seeing it
Oi mate, yer owl’s dead
I spent 2 hours watching this owl. It never moved. If it was a dead owl it would be sitting there rotting. It is not
The rising Scottish and Welsh racism
What motivates those in Scotland who no longer want to be part of the United Kingdom? I think it’s symptomatic of the growing racism which
Britain grows crusaders and jihadists
We have always grown the world’s ‘best’ crusaders and jihadists in Britain. We in England were first invaded by one of the Middle Eastern religion
It’s time for blanket CCTV to make us safe
The entire country should be covered in CCTV cameras. Their output should be fed back to a huge central processing centre, and from here everything
OK, You have 10 minutes
I have many talents. My people skills are not necessarily the better of my talents. Almost without exception, people annoy me. People I work with
The high life
I’m getting a little old. Just had a quote for a Stenna stair lift. Well, it wasn’t actually a quote. It was more a, “You’re
Ye olde Albion England
Crosby, as an area, keeps getting more and more twee. It has an invasion of tea rooms and healthy eating places with decor and uniforms
‘Pet’ is short for cruelty to animals
It could be worse. He could be a bird capable of soaring into the air and over the tree-tops basking in the rays of the
How technology becomes nature
Yeah, see, this, right, is the Pyramid of Technology. It’s how technology becomes nature in seven steps, ok? The seven steps for the tech are
Burning a Bible, Koran and Torah
So, I was chatting to a Christian friend who mentioned he had the Bible on CD. I politely asked if he’d burn me a copy.
OMG, it’s mental radio anorak day!
Jeeez. Spare me. It’s August the 14th. Noooooooooo. Back in 1967 this was the day that all the pop pirate radioships fell silent (except those
Liverpool’s radio for the racists
LBC primarily broadcasts from and for London, despite now trying to be a whole of ‘Britain’ radio station. Most of the phone-in caller responses to
Toothbrush sex
Sometimes I walk into my bathroom, and I could swear something sexual has been going on. You know, there’s that smell of well, erm, mint.
There’s pooh on your face
Yum. The news seems to be out that all human beings, without exception, have tiny mites living in their faces. Yes. In their faces. Yes,
Would you sell your soul to Satan?
Nice cartoon. It does point out a Universal Truth: You wouldn’t get ‘god’ being helpful to people and telling them that the talent was within
To see the sea
This is looking due West from a little North of Liverpool. Two lovely things are happening in the photo. Firstly, there are sand dunes in
Stupid people believe in intelligent electricity
I was at this meeting. This eco-loony girl was also at this meeting. She was employed by her company to fall for all the eco-loony
Videos of child murders are acceptable on Facebook
How can shooting a child dead be acceptable, yet indecently touching a child unacceptable? Surely murder of a child is far much more gross than
Facebook won’t protect children from murder
I complained to Facebork after I got a specific video in my timeline of a child being shot in the head at close range. His
Facebork’s awful voyeurs of death
Annoyingly, Facebork now auto-runs videos that people decide to post or share. Google+ has always done this, so I can understand why Facebork has decided
When you need your selfie-stick
I recently wrote about the rise of the selfie-stick, here. Well, here is a place where you really do need a selfie-stick. There’s nobody above
The coke machine from hell
We have a fairly large room that nobody goes into for very long. It is referred to as ‘the green room’, not because it’s green,
Where does Just Eat think I am?
There are a number of on-line takeaway ‘aggregators’. Well, takeaway or deliveryers. We regularly use Hungry House and Just East as two examples. There are
Radio Anorak month begins
OMG. It’s August. August is a very bad month. It’s a month full of anniversaries of … (gulp) … radio stations births, deaths and marriages.
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