Here we are within a bus shelter in the centre of Liverpool. On all the bus shelters it quite rightly reminds people that it is
Month: November 2014
It’s time to legalise prostitution
Working funny hours means driving around at funny hours, and apart from the depressing spectacle of the midnight cash machine queues of druggies waiting for
Look at the black slave, listen to the singing about gays
Oh blimey. This is just so wrong on so many different levels. Can you believe this was actually broadcast on British television back in the
Why did they steal Christmas?
A fair point well made. It is so extremely strange that so many deities have exactly the same back story. Makes yer think dunnit. Well,
Community radio stations are not Super Stations
It passed me by, but probably the worst example of ‘community’ radio went bust and closed down a few weeks ago. The Superstation was supposedly a
Santa starts to climb Radio City 1’s Tower
He’s a month early, but it does look like Father Christmas has taken the opportunity to start the ascent to the top of the tower
Stone washed reality
So, the beach. The stones. Arranged by a human being. But for how long? Will the sea just come in and smash the formation and
The things humans are designed to instantly forget
There’s a lot that goes on that we can’t or won’t see. The nearest experience this reality can be likened to is dreaming. Yes, now
Emily Thornberry and the other millionaire socialists who hate us
Sometimes some events just seem a little bit mental. Sometimes very very mental. Take, as an example, the tweet sent by MP and Shadow Cabinet
Inside every woman
Inside every woman is a machine waiting for activation. Once activated, they can be ruthless and calculated. They can and they will destroy. Men are
Israel’s collective punishment of innocents
I kind of ‘get’ the idea of a bunch of soldiers shooting at another bunch of soldiers. Albeit that they are really just slave machines
The illegal cleaning
What a terrible day for my next door neighbour, Michelle. Poor Michelle. Michelle broke the law and the law won. You see, under the rules
Earworms, earworms, earworms
Not uniquely, I suffer from earworms. You may do as well. Earworms are those songs, tunes, or musical phrases that just won’t go away. I
Toy phones aren’t toys any more
Have you noticed that the phone you have to buy for six year old children to play with gets technologically more advanced and correspondingly far
Dessert in the Boot Room
I like surprises and taking risks, but have no real understanding of football and all that sort of stuff. This is probably a bit stupid
Cyclone washing cycle
Apparently, this is not a video recording of the wash action within a turbo super squishy washing machine. However, it would certainly wash your clothes
The death of talking radio in Liverpool
The late night phone-in radio show broadcast by CityTalk, a Liverpool radio station, seems to be dying. It is hosted by long-time talking presenter Pete
She’s a moist one she is
What is wrong with you? It’s just a tomato! Sigh.
The Human Universe and 67p
It is almost impossible to actually watch and take in anything that Professor Brian Cox says. This one time sexy pop star turned highly qualified
The landing lights of the East Lancs
So, I was travelling down the A580, also known as the ‘East Lancs’ (short for East Lancashire Road), at about 120 mph last night. Ah,
House of Lords to be blown up?
Ed Milliband (he’s the outgoing leader of the Labour party) has put forward proposals that the House of Lords be replaced by a kind of
Don’t let the penguins come over ‘ere
Penguins have been adopted for some pretty monotonous Christmas TV advertising. People are falling for this plot to make them love penguins. It’s obviously an
Why is wearable tech so analogue?
Analogue watches are worn by stupid people who like a lot of hard work when it comes to telling the time. To be a bit
Apologise to your god!
Religion is one of the most evil devices invented by mankind and used by mankind to be unkind to man.
When Germany won the Second World War
I had a strange experience. I accidentally slipped for a day into a parallel timeline. It was almost the same as this timeline except, as
The Friends of Ronan O’Rahilly Appeal
Little known to the world outside of radio anoraksia (enthusiasm) is the millionaire’s son and wealthy playboy and hustler of the 1960s, Irishman Ronan O’Rahilly.
Too much censorship?
This is quite definitely censorship.
Follow my balls
I remember very little from the 1900s. But I do recall a ceiling from when I was a child. It had random artexting in sort
Ritual and Invasive Mind Control
Nasal entry mind control is a bit messy. It doesn’t have to be, but it’s down to the unkempt way that so many subjects keep
The Poppy Hijab
I guess I do have slight prejudices against the hijab. The prejudices are because it is a religion’s method of subjugating women. These are in
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