Cyclone washing cycle

Apparently, this is not a video recording of the wash action within a turbo super squishy washing machine.

However, it would certainly wash your clothes … right off your back.

Apart from wondering why they always twist in an anti-clockwise motion, I wonder how many of these twisting things would be needed to make the humanity hating green blob cheer with joy.

Or would they have to be killing humans to make the greenies truly happy?