Ok, I’m not looking, ok?
Not me, I’m not looking, ok?
But what exactly is it that I should be saying with penis?
Snort Snort. Chortle Chortle.
Mine was far too large to fit in this picture, honest.
Not really (It’s there but you really need to zoom in in order to see it).
Anyway, speaking of penises, why would you do this and name it “Puff”? Surely tattooing has just got to hurt? Not to mention that metal rivet that appears to have been punched through the, er, head.
My eyes are watering and my legs are crossed.
Why would you do this?
More importantly why can’t I stop looking at it?