Two Cows: Swiss

Is that why and how they’ve got so much time to just produce lovely chocolate? I love Swiss chocolate. And, heck, they take so much time over things, like their watches and, well, cuckoo clocks.

Cuckoo clocks?  What nutter invented the cuckoo clock?  More importantly, what nutter buys a cuckoo clock?  Why would any sane person want to buy a device that every hour has a wooden reed making a noise not in any way similar to a cuckoo?  And even if it actually sounded like a cuckoo, why would you want a cuckoo cuckooing loudly and repetitively all the time?

See?  See?  This is exactly the kind of madness that happens when you’ve nothing to do but make money out of storing other people’s cows!