Most Scouse females are addicted to fake tan or burning themselves to a crisp with cancer inducing tanning tubes. They do this along with removing their eyebrows and replacing them with two large slugs. Strange women. A few Scouse women are into body modification.
The good lady in my life, my life partner, my heart and soul, my best friend and confident is addicted to body modification. I was ok with this until she started humming and making whirring noises in bed and demanding that I plug her in. I think she’s gone a little overboard on the body modifications, but I’m too scared to say anything. Nice hair though.
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