Meet the other half

Most Scouse females are addicted to fake tan or burning themselves to a crisp with cancer inducing tanning tubes.  They do this along with removing their eyebrows and replacing them with two large slugs.  Strange women.  A few Scouse women are into body modification.

The good lady in my life, my life partner, my heart and soul, my best friend and confident is addicted to body modification.  I was ok with this until she started humming and making whirring noises in bed and demanding that I plug her in.  I think she’s gone a little overboard on the body modifications, but I’m too scared to say anything. Nice hair though.