What a terrible day for my next door neighbour, Michelle. Poor Michelle. Michelle broke the law and the law won. You see, under the rules
Category: Social Engineering
Earworms, earworms, earworms
Not uniquely, I suffer from earworms. You may do as well. Earworms are those songs, tunes, or musical phrases that just won’t go away. I
Toy phones aren’t toys any more
Have you noticed that the phone you have to buy for six year old children to play with gets technologically more advanced and correspondingly far
Cyclone washing cycle
Apparently, this is not a video recording of the wash action within a turbo super squishy washing machine. However, it would certainly wash your clothes
House of Lords to be blown up?
Ed Milliband (he’s the outgoing leader of the Labour party) has put forward proposals that the House of Lords be replaced by a kind of
Why is wearable tech so analogue?
Analogue watches are worn by stupid people who like a lot of hard work when it comes to telling the time. To be a bit
Apologise to your god!
Religion is one of the most evil devices invented by mankind and used by mankind to be unkind to man.
When Germany won the Second World War
I had a strange experience. I accidentally slipped for a day into a parallel timeline. It was almost the same as this timeline except, as
The Poppy Hijab
I guess I do have slight prejudices against the hijab. The prejudices are because it is a religion’s method of subjugating women. These are in
Christians ban the undead
Halloween. The culmination of Halloweek. This is the day that it’s very sadly illegal to answer the door with a real chainsaw. Instead, you have
Industry to be paralysed by the cold
We would be capable of supplying more than 100% of our electricity needs if we had just followed our noses and had allowed perfectly serviceable
Stock up with candles
So, it’s finally happened. We’ve got the preliminary warnings from various Government sources now. Britain is about to go dark. We are unable to generate
The shamans hate our hair-dryers
The European Commission is a strange and mysterious ‘organisation’. Is it an ‘organisation’? I’m not exactly sure. It seems to be an unelected, at least
Why am I paying for other people to have children?
Yes. Why am I paying for other people to have children? I have a cat. Nobody pays for his vet bills. Nobody put money towards
Happy Halloweek and Christmas Quarter
This time of year is a strange time of year. You know the end of the year is signalled as soon as the X Factor
Cold calling for TalkTalk
So, my elderly neighbour is on TalkTalk for her phone, broadband and TV. She pays for all of this despite rarely using the broadband. The
What lies do you believe?
We grow up believing what we are told. From the start of our lives we are told about Father Christmas, The Tooth Fairy, God, and
There will be no new Kenny Everett
I recently sighed and lamented the lack of ‘inclusive’ music radio (here). That’ll be music radio I can listen to and feel a part of,
Pop culture – Pop Music?
Here’s something I originally published over 10 years ago. I noticed that a re-publishing of it in 2008 was drawing traffic. Thus, I thought I’d re-publish
Wot no Wi-Fi?
I’ve no idea why there’s some kinda interest in getting to Mars. Or indeed, to get to any of the other planets in our solar
Ebola comes to the UK
It’s strange, but not to be unexpected, that on social media and in real life (the two can be separate, y’know) the bets are on,
The last snigger about iPhones
Sooo. I promise I will stop my cruel and taunting behaviour toward iPhone users. Heck man, they know no better, and are not ready for
Open racism in the Guardian?
The Guardian ‘newspaper’ in the UK seems to be the acceptable face of racism and stereotyping. But why is it allowed to get away with
Facebork hates moving gifs
There was a temporary halt to Facebork being the murderer’s friend. For a short while they stopped publishing videos of human beings being tortured to
Ello and goodbye?
So, you remember Louise Mensch dontcha? The trendy Conservative MP who wrote racy books and then married the manager of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers.
The eyes have it
There are many different ways that you are being watched. Many different pairs of eyes. It’s a crazy world out there. If you can see
Life is…
Life is all the exciting bits you miss that go on without you because you are far too busy being a frustrated slave to your
September 2014 never happened
So, can you remember September 2014? You probably think you can, but those are planted memories. September 2014 never actually existed. However, humans love continuity,
Modern day intercourse?
Couldn’t they just do a Google Hangout with each other? (Just sayin’.)
No, no, no, no, don’t try this at home
Apparently some of the iPhone fashion victims have actually tried this. That made me laugh out loud. Cruel, yes, but it’s sooo funny.
Laughing at the iPhone fashion victims
Any normal person enjoys laughing and pointing at fashion victims. Fashion victims are those who buy highly overpriced items to wear, that in ten years
England after Scotland leaves the UK
The people of Scotland no longer wish to be British. Well, ok, some of the people of Scotland no longer wish to be British. They
Trolling the 11 percenters
I couldn’t resist copying and pasting this from Google+. Almost everybody in my timeline has cut and pasted it, so I just keep seeing it
The rising Scottish and Welsh racism
What motivates those in Scotland who no longer want to be part of the United Kingdom? I think it’s symptomatic of the growing racism which
Britain grows crusaders and jihadists
We have always grown the world’s ‘best’ crusaders and jihadists in Britain. We in England were first invaded by one of the Middle Eastern religion
It’s time for blanket CCTV to make us safe
The entire country should be covered in CCTV cameras. Their output should be fed back to a huge central processing centre, and from here everything
OK, You have 10 minutes
I have many talents. My people skills are not necessarily the better of my talents. Almost without exception, people annoy me. People I work with
‘Pet’ is short for cruelty to animals
It could be worse. He could be a bird capable of soaring into the air and over the tree-tops basking in the rays of the
Burning a Bible, Koran and Torah
So, I was chatting to a Christian friend who mentioned he had the Bible on CD. I politely asked if he’d burn me a copy.
Liverpool’s radio for the racists
LBC primarily broadcasts from and for London, despite now trying to be a whole of ‘Britain’ radio station. Most of the phone-in caller responses to
Would you sell your soul to Satan?
Nice cartoon. It does point out a Universal Truth: You wouldn’t get ‘god’ being helpful to people and telling them that the talent was within
Stupid people believe in intelligent electricity
I was at this meeting. This eco-loony girl was also at this meeting. She was employed by her company to fall for all the eco-loony
Videos of child murders are acceptable on Facebook
How can shooting a child dead be acceptable, yet indecently touching a child unacceptable? Surely murder of a child is far much more gross than
The coke machine from hell
We have a fairly large room that nobody goes into for very long. It is referred to as ‘the green room’, not because it’s green,
Where does Just Eat think I am?
There are a number of on-line takeaway ‘aggregators’. Well, takeaway or deliveryers. We regularly use Hungry House and Just East as two examples. There are
The hilarious anti-fracking hypocrites
You couldn’t make it up. These people are part of the enviro-religion. They are greenies. They hate humanity and so are against ‘fracking’ because ‘fracking’
The cruelest species on Earth
It seems that the establishment of any ‘new’ country or ‘state’ requires the killing or subjugating of millions of the indigenous population. This is because
No sex on TV?
What is wrong with these people who scream and shout about sex on TV or in the cinema? (I mean, in the film you are
Impersonating dead people
A few months ago in an aggressive Scottish town called Glasgow, a crowd of over excited predominantly women surrounded a Scottish gentleman waiting for his
The rise of the selfie-stick
Any serious photographer owns a unipod, also known as a monopod. They’ve been around as long as tripods have. It’s like a tripod, but has
Why Christians can’t help but support Israeli murderers
We know that the Christianity virus is something that some parents install into the minds of their babies and children. It takes until they are
Why didn’t we tax typewriters?
An interesting section of Bjorn Lomborg‘s testimony to the U.S. Senate Committee on Environment and Public Works Subcommittee on Clean Air and Nuclear Safety caught my
Is death unimportant to Israelis?
Israel is happy to kill hundreds of children, disfigure and maim hundreds more, as well as kill grown-up goyim living in the concentration camp that
Learning through scepticism
Quite a long while ago when the thought-gods of environment were telling their drones what to believe about the evils of nuclear power back in
The war of words about Gaza
Sometimes it’s worth examining the propaganda tools, the war of words, and then comparing it against the facts. Whenever Israel deliberately kills women and children in
The midnight cash machine fix
They start gathering from about 23:45. They mill around looking uncomfortable, frustrated, impatient. They mill around like drug addicts desperate for a fix. Ah yes,
It’s not anti-Semitism, it’s anti-Israeli war machine
Naturally, anybody who dares stop for even 2 seconds to question the genocide in Palestine at the hands of Israel, is immediately called anti-Semitic. I
Israel’s torture of the children of Gaza
Children are born without prejudice, without hatred, without religion, without dogma. In their initial and then formative years they look to their parents and the
Jon Snow puts it into perfect words on Channel 4
This has got to be one of the best pieces I have ever seen on British TV. Let me set it up for you. There
Do you love the oppressors?
Malcolm X spotted exactly what media does. What media is doing. Meanwhile the death toll increases. Especially of the children. Every few years the oppressors
Israel and Palestine explained
This was produced by the Jewish Voice for Peace. It is probably the most unbiased précis on the Israel – Palestine conflict you could ever
Wind power explained
Ignoring the terrible price we all have to pay for the subsidies in order to pay for the wind farms, and all the politicking, it
Why Merseyside Police won’t blow up Liverpool’s Anfield Road
Generally speaking, sadly, the relationship between the police in Liverpool and the general population in Liverpool is a little strained. There are two main reasons
Israelis cheering as children are murdered
Every few years Israel commences a period of the collective punishment of mainly women and children of what it calls the goyim, or cattle. We
What’s a few hundred more dead goyim to Israel?
There’a lot wrong with Russia Today (RT), the tv news service. Freedom of expression is not one of them. This opinion piece from Abby Martin
Heads up!
I consider myself extremely lucky to have not been born a Jew, a Muslim, a Christian, a Hindu, a Sikh, or any other of the
Democracy and racism explained
An illegal immigrant kid asks his mother, “Mama, what’s Democracy and what is Racism?” “Well, son, Democracy is when the British tax payers work every day
Look Up
Told via the medium of a love story, and using the very social media being questioned, this has a very important message. Time moves so
What’s the difference between these two girls?
What, in all honesty, is the difference between these two girls? Both are using Facebook to show off to their ‘friends’ their religious convictions. Both
The girls will set us free
Boys, especially immature little boys, are the creators of the religions that restrict and control. Religious boys know that girls know the truth. That’s why their religions
Or This Could Be Hell
I was strolling along the road, cool wind in my hair, lost in chatter when I heard it. That terrible terrible awful awful song. I
Stop encouraging sex offenders to re-offend
We never seem to care about the victims. We are instead, far too obsessed with the criminals. I was hearing recently about a 15 year
Pity the poor white child
The white working class do the worst at school. No shit, Sherlock. But, until now anybody bringing this fact up as an alarm has been
Smoking spliffs of paranoia
I keep strange and bad company. These people tell me things. They tell me crazy things. They talk to me about the Royal Family being
Facing the death sentence for not believing
I face the death sentence for not believing the man-made Global Warmist propaganda. The world reacted to the story of the Christian Sudanese woman sentenced to
The sound of the pirate radio underground
As music comes and goes, so do the pirate radio stations. Mainstream commercial music radio refuses to play new forms of music. It has to
And so Britain’s power cuts begin…
In the news you might notice something slip quietly out to the public, and be largely ignored by mainstream media. Without it being hyped up and
Why do Americans think guns are cool?
Hey, people of the United States of America. You love guns because you are an extremely backward, underdeveloped people. We grown-ups know that children and
Preparing humanity for the Agenda 21 cull
“Carbon emissions,” the global warming religion faithful bleat, “Carbon emissions!” They actually mean “carbon dioxide emissions,” because they are usually bleating about a colourless and
Temperatures falsified to suit the agenda
Why do they keep changing the temperature records? Well, those sceptical of the whole global warming scam know, of course, that without massaging the readings,
Tower Hamlets tolerance
Somebody put this notice up on the railings of Bartlett Park in the London Borough of Tower Hamlets, apparently. Tower Hamlets has a majority population of strictly
My inequality as an English White
We are told we are equal, and we must fight to stop discrimination and to pretend that we are not all different. I actually find
Facing Scottish racism
Are you fed-up being called a racist? I‘m pretty sure you are, especially since you are probably not a racist. Hurtfully, those who shout the
Did John Lennon Imagine it like this?
I wonder if John Lennon Imagined it like this…
Polar bears not dying enough for global warming religion
Children love the look of polar bears. They love the stories of how they are left handed, or hide their noses when they hunt for
Crocodiles on the River Thames
Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the River Thames. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, “I can’t understand how
Books are just so pointless and cruel
Surely it’s time to move into an era which stops deliberately using up Mother Earth’s precious resources. Yet, with considerable malice and forethought there’s an
Time to reject kosher and halal cruelty
Since I treat all life equally, regardless of whether or not it has a face, I am happy to eat meat just as much as
Climate change (climate lie, climate hoax)
Klimawandel (Klimalüge, Klimaschwindel) is what this brilliant rap is called. That translates to Climate change (climate lie, climate hoax) for those of us stuck with English
Replacing the short-wave numbers stations
For many many years, short-wave radio bands have been blessed with what are called ‘numbers stations‘. These are radio stations that come on at certain
Click-throughs ain’t the measure of social media
I get it that some folks see the likes of Facebork, Twitter, LinkedIn, or even the lovely Google+ as existing purely to push traffic the
The meeja’s gonna getcha, Nigel
I’m not overly fond of smokers and drinkers. Smokers, as we all know, cannot be trusted, and are usually the smug self-centred sorts who are
Climate Change Reconsidered
A Guest article from Dr. Craig D. Idso NOTE: This op-ed is apparently too hot for some editors to handle. Late last week it was accepted
You really must see Facebork’s latest spam
There was a time when we all hated fellow users of Facebork for the non-stop invitations we constantly got to play those stupid games that
The true hand of god
Maybe. Just maybe. Maybe one day we will evolve beyond a mentality that puts so little value on human life. Maybe we’ll learn to respect
Crazy environmentalists still abusing our children at school
Here’s more on the reaction to the comprehensive report that human-hating environmentalists have infiltrated our schools and are trying to indoctrinate our children with the
Environmentalists’ child abuse is worse than we thought
We really need to be concerned about the propaganda our children are being fed. Actually, we should be concerned about the propaganda we adults are
Humanity can work together for a while
How do we find any ‘good’ from the disappearance of Malaysian Airlines flight MH370? All I can see is pain. In the beginning, spurred on
Radio Caroline Hits 50
I’ve no idea who Rob Hadgraft is. (Apologies for that Mr Hadgraft!) However, Rob has produced a most interesting blog version of the events of
Old offshore radio DJs living for ego strokes
From time to time I watch as these every increasingly old and frail gentlemen shuffle about at memorial services. Some services are held every year,
England's England 