So, you remember Louise Mensch dontcha? The trendy Conservative MP who wrote racy books and then married the manager of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers.
Category: Behaviour
The eyes have it
There are many different ways that you are being watched. Many different pairs of eyes. It’s a crazy world out there. If you can see
Life is…
Life is all the exciting bits you miss that go on without you because you are far too busy being a frustrated slave to your
A taste of early radio anoraksia netiquette
Time, as we all know, is a funny one. As is the internet. As is communication via the internet. As is radio. As is radio
September 2014 never happened
So, can you remember September 2014? You probably think you can, but those are planted memories. September 2014 never actually existed. However, humans love continuity,
September has been cancelled
There will be no September 2014. 2014 runs: January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, October, November, December. 11 months. Not 12. You’ll see
Modern day intercourse?
Couldn’t they just do a Google Hangout with each other? (Just sayin’.)
No, no, no, no, don’t try this at home
Apparently some of the iPhone fashion victims have actually tried this. That made me laugh out loud. Cruel, yes, but it’s sooo funny.
Laughing at the iPhone fashion victims
Any normal person enjoys laughing and pointing at fashion victims. Fashion victims are those who buy highly overpriced items to wear, that in ten years
England after Scotland leaves the UK
The people of Scotland no longer wish to be British. Well, ok, some of the people of Scotland no longer wish to be British. They
Trolling the 11 percenters
I couldn’t resist copying and pasting this from Google+. Almost everybody in my timeline has cut and pasted it, so I just keep seeing it
Oi mate, yer owl’s dead
I spent 2 hours watching this owl. It never moved. If it was a dead owl it would be sitting there rotting. It is not
The rising Scottish and Welsh racism
What motivates those in Scotland who no longer want to be part of the United Kingdom? I think it’s symptomatic of the growing racism which
Britain grows crusaders and jihadists
We have always grown the world’s ‘best’ crusaders and jihadists in Britain. We in England were first invaded by one of the Middle Eastern religion
It’s time for blanket CCTV to make us safe
The entire country should be covered in CCTV cameras. Their output should be fed back to a huge central processing centre, and from here everything
OK, You have 10 minutes
I have many talents. My people skills are not necessarily the better of my talents. Almost without exception, people annoy me. People I work with
The high life
I’m getting a little old. Just had a quote for a Stenna stair lift. Well, it wasn’t actually a quote. It was more a, “You’re
‘Pet’ is short for cruelty to animals
It could be worse. He could be a bird capable of soaring into the air and over the tree-tops basking in the rays of the
How technology becomes nature
Yeah, see, this, right, is the Pyramid of Technology. It’s how technology becomes nature in seven steps, ok? The seven steps for the tech are
Burning a Bible, Koran and Torah
So, I was chatting to a Christian friend who mentioned he had the Bible on CD. I politely asked if he’d burn me a copy.
OMG, it’s mental radio anorak day!
Jeeez. Spare me. It’s August the 14th. Noooooooooo. Back in 1967 this was the day that all the pop pirate radioships fell silent (except those
Liverpool’s radio for the racists
LBC primarily broadcasts from and for London, despite now trying to be a whole of ‘Britain’ radio station. Most of the phone-in caller responses to
Toothbrush sex
Sometimes I walk into my bathroom, and I could swear something sexual has been going on. You know, there’s that smell of well, erm, mint.
There’s pooh on your face
Yum. The news seems to be out that all human beings, without exception, have tiny mites living in their faces. Yes. In their faces. Yes,
Would you sell your soul to Satan?
Nice cartoon. It does point out a Universal Truth: You wouldn’t get ‘god’ being helpful to people and telling them that the talent was within
Stupid people believe in intelligent electricity
I was at this meeting. This eco-loony girl was also at this meeting. She was employed by her company to fall for all the eco-loony
Videos of child murders are acceptable on Facebook
How can shooting a child dead be acceptable, yet indecently touching a child unacceptable? Surely murder of a child is far much more gross than
Facebook won’t protect children from murder
I complained to Facebork after I got a specific video in my timeline of a child being shot in the head at close range. His
Facebork’s awful voyeurs of death
Annoyingly, Facebork now auto-runs videos that people decide to post or share. Google+ has always done this, so I can understand why Facebork has decided
When you need your selfie-stick
I recently wrote about the rise of the selfie-stick, here. Well, here is a place where you really do need a selfie-stick. There’s nobody above
The coke machine from hell
We have a fairly large room that nobody goes into for very long. It is referred to as ‘the green room’, not because it’s green,
Where does Just Eat think I am?
There are a number of on-line takeaway ‘aggregators’. Well, takeaway or deliveryers. We regularly use Hungry House and Just East as two examples. There are
Radio Anorak month begins
OMG. It’s August. August is a very bad month. It’s a month full of anniversaries of … (gulp) … radio stations births, deaths and marriages.
My cat won’t let me
This is Kitty. The vet thinks his name is Titan. We are too embarrassed to tell the vet we call him Kitty, not Titan. Kitty
The hilarious anti-fracking hypocrites
You couldn’t make it up. These people are part of the enviro-religion. They are greenies. They hate humanity and so are against ‘fracking’ because ‘fracking’
Is Cliff Richard innocent?
Cliff Richard. I guess he’s been there all my life. At first his songs were good pop songs, from before my era, then in my
Can you see me?
I’m here. Hiding. But where am I? Have you checked all the shelves?
People from the telly keep dying
In recent times, people that once meant something to me have started dying. I’m not speaking of family or friends, but of people from films,
Colour me pigeon
Back we go to an area of South Liverpool, well, kinda South-central Liverpool, known as the Baltic Triangle. It’s also the ‘Creative Quarter‘. Everything these
The cruelest species on Earth
It seems that the establishment of any ‘new’ country or ‘state’ requires the killing or subjugating of millions of the indigenous population. This is because
No sex on TV?
What is wrong with these people who scream and shout about sex on TV or in the cinema? (I mean, in the film you are
Zipping on the Wire
I’ve mentioned before how much I genuinely love Liverpool. The main bit. The central bit. The tourist bit. The pretty bit. You know, people who
Impersonating dead people
A few months ago in an aggressive Scottish town called Glasgow, a crowd of over excited predominantly women surrounded a Scottish gentleman waiting for his
The rise of the selfie-stick
Any serious photographer owns a unipod, also known as a monopod. They’ve been around as long as tripods have. It’s like a tripod, but has
The day I didn’t find Jesus
So, there I was, having been up for days, tired and dead on my feet, stumbling through the woods. I came upon a preacher dunking
Why Christians can’t help but support Israeli murderers
We know that the Christianity virus is something that some parents install into the minds of their babies and children. It takes until they are
And then the rains came
The rain was only this heavy for a comparatively short while, but wow, watch it bounce off the ground. See it turn into a river
Why didn’t we tax typewriters?
An interesting section of Bjorn Lomborg‘s testimony to the U.S. Senate Committee on Environment and Public Works Subcommittee on Clean Air and Nuclear Safety caught my
Fancy a nibble?
Come on, you’re looking at my lovely home-made biscuits and imagining taking a gentle bite, aren’t you? But which takes your fancy? Top or, erm,
The morality of dishonesty
A few years ago robbers entered a bank in a small town. One of them shouted: “Don’t move! The money belongs to the bank. Your
The Apple logo explained
This is a football thing, innit. Suarez is a footballer who likes to bite people, apparently. Used to have some connection to Liverpool. There you
Is death unimportant to Israelis?
Israel is happy to kill hundreds of children, disfigure and maim hundreds more, as well as kill grown-up goyim living in the concentration camp that
Learning through scepticism
Quite a long while ago when the thought-gods of environment were telling their drones what to believe about the evils of nuclear power back in
Pointless?
This could be so very true! Innit.
The war of words about Gaza
Sometimes it’s worth examining the propaganda tools, the war of words, and then comparing it against the facts. Whenever Israel deliberately kills women and children in
Tastes like chicken?
This is confusing. What is it? At first you see from the label that it is ‘Vegetarian Ham‘. Eh? Ham, which is pig, is not
Dark things are watching you
Under the cover of darkness they come. The ‘dark things’ are waiting. You can feel them watching you. You can catch them out of the
The midnight cash machine fix
They start gathering from about 23:45. They mill around looking uncomfortable, frustrated, impatient. They mill around like drug addicts desperate for a fix. Ah yes,
It’s not anti-Semitism, it’s anti-Israeli war machine
Naturally, anybody who dares stop for even 2 seconds to question the genocide in Palestine at the hands of Israel, is immediately called anti-Semitic. I
Israel’s torture of the children of Gaza
Children are born without prejudice, without hatred, without religion, without dogma. In their initial and then formative years they look to their parents and the
Jon Snow puts it into perfect words on Channel 4
This has got to be one of the best pieces I have ever seen on British TV. Let me set it up for you. There
Do you love the oppressors?
Malcolm X spotted exactly what media does. What media is doing. Meanwhile the death toll increases. Especially of the children. Every few years the oppressors
Israel and Palestine explained
This was produced by the Jewish Voice for Peace. It is probably the most unbiased précis on the Israel – Palestine conflict you could ever
Wind power explained
Ignoring the terrible price we all have to pay for the subsidies in order to pay for the wind farms, and all the politicking, it
Nuts about nuts
So. Are there nuts or not? It says: Allergy advice: * Recipe: No nuts. * Ingredients: Cannot guarantee nut free. * Factory: No nuts. This
Why Merseyside Police won’t blow up Liverpool’s Anfield Road
Generally speaking, sadly, the relationship between the police in Liverpool and the general population in Liverpool is a little strained. There are two main reasons
Israelis cheering as children are murdered
Every few years Israel commences a period of the collective punishment of mainly women and children of what it calls the goyim, or cattle. We
Happy Hedge Day
I wrote about this hedge previously here. Well, here’s another side of that hedge. Going through my photos, I re-discovered the other end of the
We want a pod
We want a pod or two to sit in or lie in. We want to put them in our living room. These pods can either
Liverpool gets Boris Bikes
In London, despite displaying the prominent livery of sponsors Barclays Bank, they are known as ‘Boris Bikes’. The colourful and eccentric London Mayor Boris Johnson is
The tree in the room
The elephant in the room is a tree. A tree. There is a faffing huge tree growing right in the middle of the room. Hello?
What’s a few hundred more dead goyim to Israel?
There’a lot wrong with Russia Today (RT), the tv news service. Freedom of expression is not one of them. This opinion piece from Abby Martin
Heads up!
I consider myself extremely lucky to have not been born a Jew, a Muslim, a Christian, a Hindu, a Sikh, or any other of the
Democracy and racism explained
An illegal immigrant kid asks his mother, “Mama, what’s Democracy and what is Racism?” “Well, son, Democracy is when the British tax payers work every day
Why do people put it up so high?
Once upon a time we were happy to have them with their own legs. Then we had them on handy cabinets. But now we are
A bit boggy
Hang on a minute. My old tractor. It’s sinking. Into my lawn. Should I go closer? Or will I be sucked down into the ground
Look Up
Told via the medium of a love story, and using the very social media being questioned, this has a very important message. Time moves so
A very quick data dump
Not only is it a pretty amazingly fast speed, but it adds up to about 8.73 Petabytes of data transference. The maths works out as:
What’s the difference between these two girls?
What, in all honesty, is the difference between these two girls? Both are using Facebook to show off to their ‘friends’ their religious convictions. Both
Yawns are infectious
Can you watch this without relaxing and feeling that yawn coming on? No, you can’t, can you!
Hedge is going to get you
This is not my hedge. My hedge is hated by my really really old neighbour. She has nothing in her life beyond curtain twitching and
What does Death look like?
Death is always represented as a ‘person‘ carrying a scythe, wearing a very long black cloak, and looking extremely bony and skeletal. Yet, even this
The girls will set us free
Boys, especially immature little boys, are the creators of the religions that restrict and control. Religious boys know that girls know the truth. That’s why their religions
Or This Could Be Hell
I was strolling along the road, cool wind in my hair, lost in chatter when I heard it. That terrible terrible awful awful song. I
The early bird catches the worm
But not always…
Stop encouraging sex offenders to re-offend
We never seem to care about the victims. We are instead, far too obsessed with the criminals. I was hearing recently about a 15 year
What is it hiding?
Can you see what this is hiding? At first glance it’s like a modern day cog in the machine. But inside. What’s happening inside?
Pity the poor white child
The white working class do the worst at school. No shit, Sherlock. But, until now anybody bringing this fact up as an alarm has been
Smoking spliffs of paranoia
I keep strange and bad company. These people tell me things. They tell me crazy things. They talk to me about the Royal Family being
Facing the death sentence for not believing
I face the death sentence for not believing the man-made Global Warmist propaganda. The world reacted to the story of the Christian Sudanese woman sentenced to
The sound of the pirate radio underground
As music comes and goes, so do the pirate radio stations. Mainstream commercial music radio refuses to play new forms of music. It has to
White, Red, Black or Blue for me?
Summer is coming. It’s going to be a hot one. And, since I am a rather trendy young gentleman, I thought I’d best buy some
Instructions seen at a golf club in Liverpool
1) BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT. 2) FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. 3) FORM A LOOSE GRIP. 4) KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN. 5) STAY OUT OF THE
The colour of money
Ok, this image may appear to have colour on it. However, it is only black and white. Honest. Your brain misinterprets the information it receives
And so Britain’s power cuts begin…
In the news you might notice something slip quietly out to the public, and be largely ignored by mainstream media. Without it being hyped up and
The benefit when you see kelp
I’m very confused. I’ve gathered a collection of very vivid photos of kelp. I’ve even gone and bought an aquarium with some in, and sat
Why do Americans think guns are cool?
Hey, people of the United States of America. You love guns because you are an extremely backward, underdeveloped people. We grown-ups know that children and
Over 30 reasons why men are happier than women
1) Their last name stays put. 2) Their garage is all theirs. 3) They can never be pregnant. 4) They can wear a white T-shirt
Somewhere across the sea
Half way through our morning constitutional stroll around the West Kirby marine lake, we came across Mabel. Mabel died in August 2011. In memory, somebody
The video store is closing down
There’s a store that sells renewable energy type malarkey in Banks Road, West Kirby on the Wirral peninsular. ‘Renewables’ and environmentalism is the perfect business to
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