Instructions seen at a golf club in Liverpool

1) BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT.
2) FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
3) FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
4) KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN.
5) STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6) TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
7) IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
8) DON’T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9) QUIET PLEASE …WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
10) DON’T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE!

NOW, PLEASE WASH YOUR HANDS, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF.