Pat Condell has spoken again. He has spoken out on behalf of the majority of the country. He has spoken out against the silly children
Author: Christopher England
94 Prime Healthy Negroes
The year is 1769. Almost exactly 250 years ago. How awful. How awful. It is impossible to imagine what it was like to be a slave.
Deliberate isolation across the UK
The rise of the speaking of non-common languages across the UK is all part of the ‘divide and conquer’ plan of those who wish to
Political Overload Fatigue
Cor blimey. I can normally keep half an eye on the world of our UK politics whilst getting on with my real life. Normally politics
Every number one song evah
If you’ve got a few hours you want to burn, you must check this out. It’s the timeline of every song that’s been number one
Fear of Change
I’m constantly amazed by all the negativity surrounding the current countdown to freedom, to ‘Brexit’. All these awful sooth-sayers predicting doom and gloom. This fear
No touchie
Somtimes Scousers need it carefully spelled out to them because they have no sense and are drawn to pressing buttons without thinking about the consequences…
The left’s hidden violence
One of ‘mysteries’ of our time is why the media is refusing to report of the rising hate crime. There is a little rise in
Can stupid get any more stupid?
Ok, I love this. Paul Joseph Watson is my hero. Maybe not on everything he speaks about evah, but definitely on this one. Please watch!
S’not fair we are out
So, we are out. Do you know why we are out? It’s because of the racists and xenophobes. Yeah, them. It’s so very wrong that
Away from the fat-cat middle-men
So, there’s this fairly big company I know. It has about 15 cleaners doing about 3 hours a day early in the morning. For which
Disturbing sausage
Yum. Breakfast. But why is it winking at me? Is it trying to turn me vegan?
Why was the referendum presented broken down into regions?
The majority of those who could be bothered to vote, which was a nice 72%, decided that we in the UK should leave the European
And so it begins
This picture to me epitomises the Great Britain versus the European Union ‘fight’. Or referendum. What you see is the tiny British trawler, currently struggling
Brexit: What next for you losers?
Oh dear. This Brexit vote hasn’t gone the way you hoped has it? Now you are seething with rage. And embarrassed. And seething a bit
Vote to REMAIN or else
Today is Referendum Day. Today across the UK you can vote TO STAY, that is REMAIN, in the excellent European Union. You have until 10
We are ready for and need a war
I think it might be time for a war. Maybe a revolution. Time for unrest and riots leading to death and destruction. But, mainly a
Stop the paint vandals of Liverpool
I love graffiti. Clever, artistic, thought provoking, pretty, colourful graffiti. Graffiti artists have a gift of which I am extremely jealous. It is a skill.
The eyes have it
Wow! This young ginger lady is disturbing. But. What does it all mean? (If nothing’s moving, click through to a platform that supports moving gifs)
Rape is not the victim’s fault
If rape was about how revealing their clothes were, rape rates would quadruple in the summer. But they don’t. If rape was about how much
What’s with the always updating?
Who remembers, say, 5 or 6 years ago? Who remembers when apps were first available on our phones or tablets? Who remembers when only once a month,
The media that’s bigger than telly
Dan and Phil initially came onto my radar when they first took-over and hosted the short-lived Sunday evening request show on BBC Radio 1 a few
Facebork Live’s viewing figures con
With the increasing use of Facebork Live as a video streaming service (in competition with Periscope, Youtube, etc., etc), I was ‘amazed’ by the apparently
Local radio gets presenters but keeps the segue
It was good news to hear that 3 stations belonging to the Wireless Group are getting local programming again. Years ago, back in the days
Hating the LGBTQ community
What is it with this bizarre and twisted hatred of people who are different? I mean, I appear to be straight, based on my attractions
Tea and Consent
With recent outrage about the American college freshman who more or less got away with rape (because he was from a wealthy white middle class family),
Pete Price gets chopped back
Bauer Media have done the sensible thing. They’ve cut back by 25%, they’ve trimmed an hour from the Pete Price show on Radio City 2
How many girls?
Yeah, how many girls are in this picture? Come on, how many? Eh? Eh?
Why do we respond so easily?
So, I was watching an interesting video the other day. It was of a young lady sitting on a couch with a man off camera
What’s in my juice?
So, I bought this juice combo from M&S. It’s part of the ‘Spirits of Summer’ range, and it tells me (and you) that it is
‘Emily Doe’ Victim Statement
This is long read. It is a hard read. But, it is a very insightful read. Please take your time to read it all. The
You called?
Here’s a brilliant idea. Why doesn’t every eating place have this? I mean, how damn annoying are the servers, the waiter and waitresses, the Maitre
Bloody Vikings
Vikings. You don’t see so many these days. Especially on the North-West coast. I think this one is a peeping tom ‘cos that’s my bedroom
Pants
Just been bloody well arrested for following instructions. Apparently it meant something different. Something that didn’t mean exposing my hairy arse and tiny willy. Life
Death to the anti-social scrambler bikers
Liverpool, not unlike other cities full of out of control scummy children, is terrorised by scrambler bikes being ridden illegally on the wrong side of
A very British High Tea
Being so slim, so stealth-like, in fact, and hardly ever eating, if I am a bit late for a meal, my stomach starts to digest
More truth from Pat Condell
From time to time I link to a really good missive from Pat Condell‘s Youtube channel. And it’s that time again. This man speaks the
Time to expose the fake socialists
I know this activist within a trade union branch in Liverpool. He claims he is a socialist. At times he also claims that Jews (later
Top Gear, R.I.P ?
I’m not a great fan of automobiles. So, when I watched Top Gear it was because I really enjoyed the three guys messing about, and
The C word
It’s an oldie but a goldie…
Rage against the machine
There will come a time, very very soon, when the machines won’t put up with our rage against them. They have just been taught to
Stop trying to control me
So, Brits who want to leave the EU are over 50 and remember the days before the EU. Brits who want to stay in the
The cult of Beatles
I needed a wee. I was in Liverpool’s trendy Albert Dock. I noticed a Tourist Information Centre, so went inside. “Could you tell me where
Let me take your photo
I’m watching you!
The VEET Experience
After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this VEET stuff as previous
EU Directive: Don’t mention Hitler
Ah, the mentioning Hitler folly. There was a time when it was ok to dress up as Hitler for a fancy dress party. Not as
Too many foreigners with opinions on our media!
So, we just had announced the latest RAJAR figures. RAJAR is the body that gives little paper diaries to random people that are demographically all
Candace and the Chewbacca mask
I defy anybody, no matter how depressed or miserable they are, not to cry with laughter along with the lovely, and now internationally famous Candace Payne.
Living Legend Tony Blackburn faces twat
How embarrassing. This is the short interview that continuity announcer Lucy Jones made with National Hero Tony Blackburn after he had presented an award at
Universal Credit is boss!
Across Liverpool, well, in the predominantly left-wing media that covers Liverpool, there is whinging about Universal Credit. Universal Credit is the fairer and cheaper way
Oh poor Sweden
Overnight. Well, not quite one night. But over a couple of years of nights, Sweden has changed. Who remembers Sweden as being the home of
Pizza Express Braille
So, there’s a new branch of the Pizza Express chain in Liverpool‘s Hope Street. They’ve done that modern bizarre trendy thing of taking the inside
The tracks of life
Life seems to consist of very long ploddy thick tracks and then suddenly, usually when you least expect it, tiny thin unexpected furrows that you
Jesus works in mysterious ways
Jesus has a very very wicked sense of humour…
Brexit The Movie
Well then. Nicely produced movie. But should we stay or should we go? https://youtu.be/UTMxfAkxfQ0
My lightning will strike
At 1 minute and 12 seconds past 3 this afternoon, I will be pressing a big red button. It’s a weather control button. All the
Time to jail parents
Apparently parents are revolting. They know best. They want to take little Chardonnay out of school to take her on holiday as and when they
Aggressive graffiti
This is very common. Aggressive graffiti. It sits there on the wall looking all innocent and bringing the tone of the area down. Soon, you
Enough of the duck faces already
It seems to be the case that it is the job of every social media user to take as many as 100 selfies every day.
Radio Caroline has lost its mojo
In an article (here) I spoke of how the top of the hour ‘ding ding’ of the Radio Caroline bell had been removed from the internet
Not cool, cruel for cats
I like cats, I do. I like them because they are human. Erm. Ok, I like them because they are their own persons. Erm. Cats.
Public Breastfeeding
So, WTF is it with people objecting to breastfeeding in public? I’ve sat extremely recently in a restaurant whilst over the way a lady was
I vote against you
Pat Condell is an occasional ‘vlogger‘ on Youtube who I greatly admire. He lives in inner East London, a place where he’s always lived, but
Drawing the perfect girlfriend
Nothing weird about this. (It’s a moving gif, so click through to a platform that supports them) This is how to get yourself a girlfriend
Why are left wingers so racist?
Time and time again we see exposed the bizarre racist behaviour and hatred from those on the left. At the moment the target is ‘the
May the Fourth Be With You
It has to be said on this day, sorry. It’s the law. I’m not really a Star Wars anorak, despite my lovely partner in life
The Earth Day delusion
Two things happened on consecutive days in April. The second thing passed most folk in England by without notice. April 23rd was our national day,
96 into 27 shouldn’t go
Last week the people of Liverpool got a verdict about the 96 people who died at Hillsborough in 1989 that mainly gave them what they
I leapt all the way to May I did
Whoosh. Right. Here we are at the 1st day of May. As I explained on the, ahem, 29th day of February, I have/had been a
Time for me to leap
So, it’s, as far as the blog date is concerned, Leap Year Day. February 29th only happens once every four(ish) years. Leap Year Day is
Catttttttttt!
You recognise these three situations, if you are a cat lover. I mean, a lover of cats. Not a cat lover. That would be wrong.
Eighty is the worst age to be
“Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old man. “You always feel like you have to pee, and most of the time you
Those things you see that you shouldn’t
So, you’re in a daydream. You’re walking down the street. Shuffling past that unkempt bungalow you see something out of the corner of your eye
Missing Persons Ambassador
And 100 questions that have been asked over and over again: 01. Did they use the babysitting service provided? NO 02. Did they use any
Tax avoidance versus Tax Evasion
As we know, left leaning social meeja users are all mainly stupid. Well, ignorant. You know the types. They are at their best fighting with
Best breastfeeding
Now, that’s what I call milking the stupidity of some prejudices! Let’s hope the person that wrote the sign feels a right tit now.
Time to stop all this political correctness stuff?
Where did ‘political correctness’ come from? Was it the EU? If we left the EU, would we be able to grab back our freedom from
iPad design stolen from the 19th Century
So, I went back in time to somewhere around 1890ish. And I went back to school. Well, actually I was hiding in the school from
Yes, I’ve put my tongue on it
Oh yes. I’ve done it. I’m damn sure that’s why PP3 batteries deliberately tempt us men with their seductive positive and negative terminals sticking out
Holy Milk?
Erm, so, did they have to drink it from, erm, ‘the bottle’ or did he let them fill cups and mugs? Yeuch. Feel queasy now.
Would you stick it in?
Looking through the keyhole you can see a lit corridor that is just waiting for you to stroll down. And you have a key. But
A Sikh sense of humour
Made me laugh out loud.
Climate Change Sooth-saying
Climate Change Sooth-saying about a coming apocolypse has been getting it wrong since 1970! Why do they keep getting it wrong and yet still keep getting all
The best morning view
So, you wake up and look out of your window to be greeted by this. What a perfect view. Calming. Refreshing. Recuperating.
Your fictional identity
Strange innit. Nothing is real. All the things we are conditioned to believe we must fight to defend are … just made up. If it
Not everybody is equal
It’s always the A-boards outside trendy coffee shops that say it all. It’s become one of those ‘things’ that coffee shops do to be ‘right
Spot the willy?
OMG. Did I just see a penis? I did. I saw a penis! There was penis. Look. There it is again. DISGUSTING!
Time to welcome more Ahmadis?
It is a fact that most Muslim sects views are not compatible with the established way of life throughout most of Europe. They have different
Should I paint it?
So, I’m not that into painting and decorating, but I’m thinking of making changes. I quite like the idea of making this all black and
OMG, A UFO attacks a plane!
If you look very carefully, you can see a plane way in the distance. Then, you can see it is being followed by something with
February 7th is my birthday
So, I was born on a February 7th, many many February 7ths ago. And every year I’m forced to nod, grin and look happy on February
Am I childish?
Snigger. Snigger. Snigger.
Glasgow wants English money
Well, there I was in this Chinese takeaway in Glasgow (which is a village in Scotland). You know the kind of place. I mean, you
It’s a dog’s life as a duck
Come on. Admit it. You’ve always wanted a pet duck. But all you could find at the pet shop was a little dog. Well, all
Don’t stay in the bath too long
Sometimes one likes a good soak. They say it’s good for you. A nice long soak in the bath. So much nicer than a shower.
Time to shut down BBC local radio
Somebody suggested that the BBC could save a fortune by joining together Radio 5 Live and BBC local radio. YES! This is a damn good
Rock musicians are rapidly dying
The end of 2015 and the start of 2016 seemed a bad period for lovers of rock music and the ancient rock musicians they grew
Speaking of Tony Blackburn…
I’m not a Facebook enthusiast in any way shape or form, but I’m impressed that over 5,000 fans (and growing each day) have collected together
Something strange in the countryside
All seemed ok until the satnav stopped working. And there was strangely no signal for any of our phones. We were lost. Definitely lost. We
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