One of the main things I noticed when I was banned from London and had to become a New Scouser was how much hatred there was
Category: Behaviour
Sharing bodily fluids
I’m not sure about this animation. I’m not sure if I feel uneasy about it. I think I might. It appears to be lumps transferring
Official! Jesus never existed: Christianity closes down
Here’s an interesting one for all the Jesus Christ followers. Apparently he never actually existed. New research has apparently discovered that the Jesus character and
Massive human cell division
WTF? (Click through to a platform that plays this moving gif) One moment you are just you, and then suddenly you are lots of you.
Walthamstow: Snakes Outside McDonald’s
Walthamstow used to be my ‘endz’ when I lived in East London. Right around the corner from Walthamstow Central Station (Underground, Overground and Buses) is
The iSheep dilemma
Android can sort out your relationships and your life to make you the King of the planet! Fact!
All hail Comrade Corbyn
So, last week’s Labour conference saw the rollercoaster that is Jeremy Corbyn elevated to not only the top 1% earners in the country, but also
Something’s wrong with my house
This moving or animated gif (If you are reading this on a platform like Facebork that doesn’t support moving gifs, you won’t see it, er,
It didn’t rain until September
So, can you remember September 2015? Really? You probably think you can, but those are planted memories. September 2015 never actually existed. However, humans love
September 2015 re-written
Damn it. Once again, problems with time and space and the need to re-write all your memories of September, just as we had to do
Cat and bucket
This is my cat. The bucket is mine too. This is my cat and my bucket in a bath. The bath is mine as well.
This is handy
A bit of fun with this moving gif. It looks so spooky and real. But is it though?
Seeing doubles
Yep. Sseeeeiinngg ddoouubblleess.
Two types of girls
Ummm. Not sure what this could possibly mean. In the slightest. Not at all.
Putting the desert sects into perspective
Frustrating how backward certain parts of humanity are, innit.
Please welcome iPhone 6S users to 2014!
And you can bet there will be pointless queues outside Apple shops whilst no queues outside all the other phone shops will make popping out
Liverpool on the unhappy list
Yep, it’s official. According to an ONS survey, Liverpool is officially the 5th unhappiest place in the whole of the UK! Coming behind Dover, which
Piggygate
So “piggygate” doesn’t have to be true, does it, for the left to push it around and make jokes for everybody to tut tut about.
Smoking helps you relax
I wonder how many decades before the horrors of ‘vaping’ are manifested as a drain on our National Health Service.
Toilet truths
Should I comment? Does it say enough? It does doesn’t it. F’narr.
Come on in fam
Woah! What the Feck? Scary. Truly. I mean, if that was really really real, it would be like some kind of drug crazed dream. I
Mwahahahaha
I do. I really really do.
Mount Unpleasant racism in Liverpool
As a white English man living in London, I was so used to being a victim of racism that I didn’t take too much notice
All about Everything
It’s impossible to disagree with this simple yet complete understanding of Everything.
Gun threats on a busy Manchester tram
Well, kudos to the lone pair of police officers that dealt with a mob of yobs on a busy tram at Manchester’s Victoria station. A
Infinite energy
We humans have been trying to create the ultimate infinite energy generator. We want to produce energy like electricity but at no real cost, at
Rare moon event not to be missed
Yeah, you must pass this ‘meme’ on. It’s the Facebork equivalent of the chain letters we all used to get before t’internet. You get a
Huge Goldfish attacks building
So, it seems to me that there’s not enough of this going on. There should be a lot more mixing of things like, well, fish
The anti-Joe van
Somebody with too much time on their hands keeps driving this van around Liverpool. I’ve seen it in trendy Hope Street, and captured it as
Two Cows: British
Well, rounding off the far too many posts about two cows, I leave us reflecting on our own two cows. To be fair, it’s been
Two cows: Irish
Not a donkey then? Or am I trying to stereotype this otherwise perfectly fine and lovely people? To be fair on the Irish, whilst I’m
Two cows: Iraqi
Udders of mass destruction, capable of delivering milk to every door-step in neighbouring countries within 45 minutes. That’s what the millionaire socialist Tony Bliar and
Two Cows: Greek
They have a very complex system do the Greeks. I think it’s how they were able to historically be the ancient world’s philosophers and sciencey
Two Cows: Indian
A little bit odd, if I may be so bold as to say. A little bit odd. But, many things in India are odd. Like
Two Cows: French
And what’s more, you don’t stop people who are illegally in your country from illegally trying to get into our country to get the free
Two Cows: Swiss
Is that why and how they’ve got so much time to just produce lovely chocolate? I love Swiss chocolate. And, heck, they take so much
Two Cows: Chinese
How old are most of those 300 workers? How many hours a week are they milking for? I think we should be told!
Two Cows: Italian
Ok, if I wasn’t British, I’d be Italian, not Australian. Lunch seems a good idea. Especially after all this economic stuff with two cows. Thinking
Two Cows: American
I could never be an American. As their empire slowly sinks and disappears they are kicking off and behaving badly. Plus they are mainly religious
Two Cows: Australian
I like the way the Aussies think. If it wasn’t for the fact that I’m British, I’d be Australian. I think.
Two Cows: Venture Capitalism
Yeah, I’ve never understood the whole Venture Capitalist malarkey. But it’s the best way to make a living using other people’s imaginary money. Or something.
Two Cows: Capitalism
Yep. Makes sense to normal hard-working humans. How can this be wrong?
Two Cows: Bureaucratism
Ah, yes, that brings back memories of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. As in, when they decided that leaves would be currency and so
Two Cows: Fascism
There is an extremely subtle almost impossible to see difference between Communism and Fascism. Both are imposed on ‘the people’. Both hurt the population and
Two Cows: Communism
Ah yes. Communism. The oft used yet most misunderstood concept when in the hands of trade unionists and Guardian reading loony lefties in the UK.
Two Cows: Socialism
So, let’s start with the ideological version of ‘socialism’ with our two cows. Socialism seems to work within a small community, such as a family,
It’s time for two cows
“You have two cows” is a common political satire involving variations of scenarios of two cows and how they work within various economic systems. Asleep yet?
Is British Summer Time over?
Simon Cowell is one of the best and most accurate measures of the end of British Summer Time. There are, however, a few others:
Orchestrating the greenie sheeple
Those who wish to manipulate and gain power are lucky that countries are full of sheeple. Especially the UK. Sheeple are the ones easily led
Woodn’t this be a good app
(Ok, you need to see the moving gif / animated version of this, so if you’re looking via a platform such as Facebork that doesn’t
Is it time to execute smokers?
Look at this mess! I just had to walk through this. Why are smokers such dirty bastards? Is it a mental thing and they can’t
Islam, the religion of war
The Christians have their Bible, the Jews their Torah, and the Muslims have their Koran. All are books full of far too many words. Far
How to survive various animal attacks
Brilliant stuff from The Poke. Love it.
Make Britain unattractive to illegal migrants
Thousands of men live in rough camps in Calais. They are waiting to illegally get into Britain. They hope to do this by breaking into
McDonald’s takes a fresh turn
Well, this is interesting, innit. McDonald’s restaurants are closing across the country. Now, that’s a thought that will excite the eco-warriors who have been indoctrinated
Doubles
It had to be done. Doubles. There are millions of rip-roaring side-splitting examples. And then there are these.
This is not politically correct
OMG! Like, yeah, have you seen what the agitators and haters did with the BBC’s Top Gear and their use of the ‘P‘ word? Yeah,
My pale skin
Some awful people are nothing more than cruel. This video is just so brilliantly made:
The Hottest Day Evah!
Hilarious! So, the Met Office, with its institutionalised Global Warming meme fully in place, excitedly announced that we had just had the hottest day …
Selfie Shoes
Yeah, ladies, why walk around carrying a selfie-stick for those moments, which, lets face it are at least 12 times an hour, when you have
The truth is out there
But … are there?
Perception
Heh. Ain’t those across the pond weird with their ideas about how Europe shapes up. Mental. Pah. Well, at least the second picture is completely
TV remote controls can hurt you
The TV remote just cut my forehead. My wonderful other half was sitting sorta opposite me on the beanbag. She was wearing one of her
Paraprosdokians to snigger about
Well, 18 of them. Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is sort of unexpected. Apparently Winston Churchill loved them.
L7M’s Street Art
Brazilian Street Artist L7M does do some captivating work. This just makes you stop and look.
Stop pretending the ‘bedroom tax’ is wrong!
I was reading on my local paper’s website the bizarre story of some men who lived in a tent in a park and how one
Liverpool’s longest ashtray
On the tarmac is an extremely large sign, white writing on red background that says, “You are not allowed to smoke from this point.” On
Best bra ever
Erm, I hope the Incredible Hulk doesn’t get a back strain from his obviously extremely heavy lifting.
Ah, those ancient memories are the best
Oh … so … shiny.
Wow! Worth waiting for, or what!
(You might need to click through to a platform that supports animated moving gifs to see this) Phew! What a pair, eh? Have you ever
How bad is your day?
How did he get his leg over that then, eh?
Respecting other people’s beliefs?
People that want their beliefs respected should get some respectable beliefs. It’s really as simple as that.
Liverpool’s crack heads and waste of space
Liverpool‘s central area and Liverpool as a city is brilliant. In the last 10 years the entire place has changed beyond recognition. Those who haven’t
The Cloud isn’t all it seems
Curse you, reality-checking sign that takes the magic and wonder away from the exciting techy life I live.
What I think I look like
Yep, I’m a girl. No, no, no, no, it’s about the difference between the two, innit. You know, mirrors and stuff. Sigh.
The water-stones from hell
I really loved this. It was love at first sight and I immediately fancied having something a little alternative like this in my bathroom. You
WTF is this UFO?
So, I was sitting in my garden. I looked up, wondering when I was going to have my ice cream delivered into my hand by
How to deal with queue jumpers
(This is a moving gif so you may need to click-through to a platform that supports animated things, unlike Facebork) Queue jumpers. People who push
$20 is $20
And there was me thinking what really nice teeth he has. Does he take them out for an extra $5?
This cat can speak
Everybody loves a good cat video. Indeed, on Google+ Saturday is now called ‘Caturday‘ after the preference for the subject in the photos and videos
The Hogwarts bus is waiting
This is really cruel. Mwahahahaha!
Gazellebikes are coming
If it moves, I want one, and I want it now!
Coming out about who I really am inside
I believe it is my right to declare and to ‘come out’ when it comes to how I identify myself. Deep breath. This is my
The hottest pole dancer … in the world
(If you are looking at this on an old fashioned platform like Facebork, you will need to click through in order to see it animated.
Heavy wallets delivered to Liverpool Football Club
I was lucky to see and snap a quick photo of the annual delivery of the first week’s wages for the players in the Liverpool
Have you got hard wood?
Ok, this is childish snigger bait. Sorry. But it says ‘Bona’. BONA. And look at the packaging. Snigger. It’s got a funny shape when you
Persona Synthetics
There’s an exciting development in robotics and artificial intelligence. These ‘synths’ are our friends, More importantly, they are useful machines around the home. Go and
Barista lurve
I read somewhere that if your barista fancies you, they can give you your coffee for free. Well, I had to pay for my Venti
The truth about what you are doing
This, my lovely friends, is the truth!
Resist Capitalism?
Yep. Feckin’ stoopid.
May the Fourth…
…oh, DAMN! I think I’m 17 days late with the tedious Star Wars Day greeting, so let’s do what everybody does when they feel a
Oh so yummy
…and it probably doesn’t even help the yeast infection from itching.
They are poisoning us
It has to stop. It really has to stop. How can these faceless wealthy merchants of child death be allowed to continue doing this? I
Scaring the crap out of people
Apparently I am a very stupid and childish man who should grow up and stop messing about. Apparently some people are just not happy with
How speeding fines are just so unfair
There’s a single method to use to avoid being caught speeding. Don’t speed. Indeed, strangely, this applies across all laws. The best and most guaranteed
McRecycle
(You probably need to click through this to see it animated, if you are looking at it on an old fashioned platform like Facebork) I
Who’d be a girl over 30, eh?
Males are perfect in every way. Females? Ah, well…
Being gay just ain’t logical
Homosexuality doesn’t make any logical sense. In contrast, heterosexuality makes a lot of sense. I mean, without heterosexuals we would just die out wouldn’t we?
Cat!
You know dontcha that cats are more than just a nice looking fur ball. They are really scary torturing, killing and eating machines. Especially at
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