I mentioned in a previous article that on Christmas Day, whilst you were sitting down to a full-on roasted dinner with crackers, party hats and lots
Islamic Sparks with Marks
People watching the aftermath of the story of the Marks and Spencer‘s employee who, just before Christmas, politely refused to serve a customer trying to
Noodles in Tomato Soup
Well, with Christmas Day over for another year, it’s time for reflection. The stress, the fights, the arguments, the expectations, the build-up only to be
The Scroungers get their Christmas bonus
I want to take you back to Monday the 23rd. Well, to be more precise, Sunday the 22nd into Monday the 23rd. You see, all
Christmas trees are going to get you
Phew! Christmas is over for another year, and my eyes can stop watering. Now, you know people have phobias? Some people run screaming and wet
Santa Denial
Despite all the evidence, it is shocking to see that there are a growing number of Santa deniers out there. These are the folk that,
Faaaa!
Well, Christmas Eve is the last day that Father Christmas is available to be visited by the boys and girls of the world. Christmas Eve
Pete Price’s gay aversion therapy
So, I was listening to Pete Price on Radio City the other night. Pete is a 67 year old gay man who hosts a Sunday
Father!
Aha. Today all the mastic and the 10 minutes of carefully putting my Father Christmas beard in place and making sure it is properly glued
What cunning Chinese is this?
Somebody got somebody else this for Christmas. Don’t worry, it’s nothing to do with my household, friends or relatives. This picture is of the Chinese
Father Chris!
A pattern emerged at the beginning of the month. Very young children and babies would come to visit Father Christmas before about 3pm, and definitely in the
Death by Smooth Radio
I don’t listen to Smooth Radio. I’m far too young to want to listen to 30 safe dreary oldies being played over and over again.
Father Christmas!
Disaster! My Elf has gone sick. She was spluttering a bit yesterday and seemed less than her usual, er, elf, and so today is staying
Pananoid druggies and their distorted reality
We all know that extended use of drugs, including cannabis, leaves the user permanently paranoid. We also know that paranoia is becoming an epidemic and
Father Christmas Do!
Spending all day in a grotto dressed as Father Christmas is having its toll. It was only a few weeks before this that I was
Where’s DAT?
So, there I was just sitting there when along came a bunch of words from a man who is a hero of mine. The words
Father Christmas Do Not!
I’m still Father Christmas sitting in a grotto. Yes I am! Four kids came in together today. I don’t think they were brothers and sisters.
Russell’s Brand of politics and revolution of the broken mind
Watching millionaire socialist ex-junkie Russell Brand being interviewed by Jeremy Paxman, and then the left-wing biased social media praising him as a Messiah (that’s a
Father Christmas Do Not Touch!
A ‘grandfather’ was wheeled into my grotto. Wheelchair bound, he was accompanied by about 10 others. There were different generations all gathered together, most making
Awful old records on BBC Radio 1
It started as one an hour. Within a week it became two an hour. That’s two too many. I’m talking about the invasion of old
Father Christmas Do Not Touch Me!
There are only a few different types of parents or grandparents. And, it’s mainly grandparents that are the awful pushy ones. Parents maybe less so.
BBC closes TV station down for Mandela’s death
How strange and peculiar was the BBC‘s reaction to the death of Nelson Mandela? You couldn’t make it up. How is any of this in
Father Christmas Do Not Touch Me Ho!
As a Liverpudlian Father Christmas, I’m starting to notice that every child has one of a small selection of names. Why is nearly every boy
A frail 95 year old dies and the lefties weep
Here’s the thing. The left-wing has a very predictable and uncontrollable knee-jerk reaction to death. When Margaret Thatcher died, the media the lefties control (such
Father Christmas Do Not Touch Me Ho Ho!
Suited and booted, bearded and wigged, I am now Father Christmas. A grotto had been found for me, and day one was to consist of
Oh my god, they’ve killed Christmas
I am not a Christian so I have no alignment to Christmas Day on religious grounds. Indeed, I am probably still angry that my ancestors
Father Christmas Do Not Touch Me Ho Ho Ho!
How hard can it be dressing up as Father Christmas and working in a Grotto? It must be dead easy, right? Sigh. The first thing
Going to a carol service
It’s weird being an outsider, y’know. But, I went to a Carol Service, ‘cos it was Christmas, innit. Ok, let’s examine this: I didn’t go
Father Christmas Do Not Touch Me Ho Ho Ho Ho!
I think telling kids that Father Christmas exists is child abuse. Period. I believe it is cruel. I believe it should be outlawed and any
Facebork hates sex but loves murder
So on Facebork, videos of consenting adults having sex are banned, but people cruelly being executed by having their heads hacked off is perfectly fine.
The Freedom of Thought report
Here’s a jolly interactive map. It’s able to show you, country by county, how tolerant they are when it comes to free thinking. From the
Mark Dean is a Radio Caroline North hero
For whatever reason, last night on BBC Radio Lancashire, which is simultaneously broadcast on BBC Radio Manchester, the Monday to Thursday Late Show (10pm to
My ‘special personal attention mail’ folder
My life is sorted. Thanks to some kind people who I didn’t know before going through a folder in my email system called ‘Spam’, my
We need to stop our obsession with North America
The British TV and radio news, the British press and the British entertainment industry is dominated by North American products. Quite often the lead headline
The bullies always win
There’s a misconception that quietly asking for something gets it. This is a lie. The big lie is that democracy and the legal process achieves
Time to kill off the pigs in the middle
There’s this Director of a Cleaning Company. He drives a Bentley, has a £2 Million house in Cheshire, and takes extended holidays all around the
Television, the drug of the nation
In many respects and to many people, I am a weirdo. I don’t conform to their norms, I’m different to them, and so this confuses
Innocent until proven guilty, but…
Quite a few ‘famous names’, well, for some it’s ‘used to be famous names’, are fingered and in the process of waiting for court dates
The purge of humanity is written in stone
THE MESSAGE OF THE GEORGIA GUIDESTONES 1. Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature. 2. Guide reproduction wisely – improving fitness and diversity.
The case of the missing leg, part two
I previously included an article (here) on England’s England about how I had photographed a human leg on a sand dune adjacent to a Ministry
The case of the missing leg, part one
Not that I’m paranoid or a trouble-maker or anything, but I do like to watch the Ministry of Defence top secret area not far from
Grassing is good
‘Grassing’ is good. No, honest, it’s good to be a ‘grass’. It’s only those who are doing something wrong that want you to believe that
The druggie scrounger midnight cash machine parties
At just before midnight most weekday nights, the scally cash machine parties begin in Liverpool. Out come the freaks, old, young, children and babies in
The 2014 Josh Calender is here!
I wish I could draw. I can’t. I wish I could capture the ultimate moment in witty cartoon. I can’t. But, when it comes to
Are TV News presenters and reporters mad?
Someone somewhere (probably in America) started a really really stupid trend. Now they are all copying it. Have you noticed it? It is very very
Why ‘scallies’ all smell of old lady’s wee
It’s dead easy to spot the destroyers in Liverpool’s urban areas. The ‘scallies’, as they are called, all wear the same caps and same dull
Humans that fear natural climate evolution
There’s an irrational fear of nature that has dogged our maturing as a species. Before singularity gods replaced the gods that inhabited volcanoes and/or storms
Weird poisoned people
Why are some people weird? I’ll tell you: It’s usually simply down to the poisons they either unknowingly or knowingly ingest. Years and years ago
When shooting the enemy is murder
(A guest article by Bemused from Bermondsey) Marine A has been found guilty of murder. He killed somebody using his weapon that was issued to
Red Poppy, White Poppy
I don’t wear a poppy. It is not a sign of disrespect. I just don’t wear anything ever as an indicator of how wonderful I
All the things caused by global warming
There’s an amazing site the keeps a ‘warmlist‘. It’s here The ‘warmlist‘ is a record of things that have been blamed on ‘global warming‘. And,
Apostrophe abuse
I don’t think I’m a grammar Nazi. I mean, frequenting fora and the internet generally, speaking to others via text, and so on, does expose
The starving boy and the missionary
In 1980 Mike Wells took this powerful photograph of a missionary holding the hand of a starving Ugandan boy. In so many ways it almost
Water shortage panic to replace climate change panic
It’s coughing and it’s spluttering but the long running meme about man made global warming is no longer the priceless, “Oh my god it’s worse
The Blue Screen of Death
The Blue Screen of Death is something I recall from the days of computers working to a central server, typically managed by IT departments that
How odd is Radio England UK?
So, a radio station using the name ‘England‘ has got to be cool, right? ‘England‘ is such a good name. No? Erm, well I’ve been
Sexual predator anoraks
A lot of people who had their 15 minutes of fame back in the 1960s or in some way worked within sniffing distance of the
The Energy solution
(A guest article by Bemused from Bermondsey) A lot has been made recently of energy prices to the consumer with politicians shouting loudly what they
Collective paranoia is going … or is it?
So … no space aliens arrived to eat us then? That means my entire article (here) was wrong. You have to admit that it’s unusual
Begging pays more than MPs earn
Apparently the average beggar can earn about £30 an hour. Hey, that’s the equivalent of £1,200 a week, or £5,200 a month, which is £62,400
People hating their employers
I have to ‘deal’ on a professional basis with people who don’t know me or who I might know. Despite this, within a few minutes
Save yourselves! They want to harvest humanity
OMG … OMG … OMG Yet again, the world is about to end! It appears that a massive ‘asteroid’ just – somehow – flew between the moon
That was the storm that was
Something bizarre just happened. Something happened that we don’t normally see. For the first time in, well, forever, the Meteorological Office correctly predicted the weather,
We messed with the clocks and we destroyed nature
OMG! OMG! OMG! What the hell have we done? Humans just have to fiddle don’t they. They are obviously to blame for the terrible events
What is the secret beneath Liverpool?
What secret lurks beneath Liverpool? What power nestles below? What has been built there that the normal people are not allowed to see? There is
Toot Bargains
Women seem to be hard wired to spend money on toot. Toot being pointless rubbish. If the woman, or more usually her husband, is loaded,
No baby planes for Qantas
A mother and her 5-year-old son were flying Qantas from Sydney to Auckland. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his
Gays being gay about gay rather than being gay
With Christmas coming, well, according to the shops and the adverts on TV, here’s the first two verses of a Christmas carol for you. Sing
Finding ‘the one’
I was asked by a young thing, as in a 17 year old, whether or not it could be possible that she’d found ‘the one‘.
The Evil Desecration of Graves in Anfield Cemetery
Anfield Cemetery has some very old graves and gravestones alongside some from the more recently departed. The older stones, as one might expect when the
Do we really need central heating?
As people struggle to keep warm this coming winter, will they be switching off their central heating? Do we really ‘need’ central heating? I don’t
My search for non-willy porn
Why can’t I find any porn aimed at me? I mean, right, I’m a bloke, right, and so I’m not interested in men’s willies, am
Jumpergate and those who want to believe
How can any of us trust the mainstream media about anything any more? They’ve been caught out. Completely. They’ve been caught out trying to pretend
The END OF THE WORLD is coming. NOT!
I still don’t ‘get’ this need to believe in a coming END OF THE WORLD! It seems that an END OF THE WORLD features strongly
Capitalism works for me
So, in Liverpool we have an arty-farty building known as FACT (Foundation for Art and Creative Technology). It’s one of those places where things get
My final words from my death bed
I write this from my death bed. Well, it’s not really a bed. I am far too ill for a conventional bed. Instead, I am
Why Madeleine McCann … again?
Sigh. The lead story on BBC news all day, and for most of the weekend was all about the startling new non-evidence and thinking, alongside
The Borg jukeboxes remain sterile
The pirate stations know what you know, when it comes to radio. The BBC knows what you know, when it comes to radio. The BBC
Who are ‘The Borg’?
‘The Borg’ is a name given to the large corporate groups who operate a ‘portfolio‘ of networked non-adventurous commercial radio services or ‘brands‘. But, why
All little girls are like this. Fact
Yes. Any parent will agree. Any parent of a little girl. This is truly what they are like. Not like angelic boys, who are never
The actual ‘working class’ need help
A lot of hard working people are angry. Very angry. These people, quite accurately, are the actual ‘working class‘. The actual ‘working class‘ are not
Commercial radio is disappearing
Commercial radio, licensed commercial radio, has just celebrated its 40th birthday. There have been many, notably only those who work, once worked, or wish they’d
Is there too much samey internet radio?
Being a sad old radio anorak, most of my only ‘Friends’ on Facebork are also sad old radio anoraks. And, I’ve noticed something that’s happening
We pump even more CO2 into the air but Global Warming stops!
Imagine that you are a microbe living on a chicken. Imagine that chicken is on a rotisserie in front of a huge massive wall of
Liverpool’s ‘haves’ -v- ‘have nots’
The contrast in Liverpool’s Anfield is quite alarming. In the background the roof of the home of Liverpool Football Club. A place where money flows
Anfield isn’t a fair place for the working class
Anfield is an area of North Liverpool. It is a place where there are extreme contrasts. I was reminded of this as I was forced
Look at the eyes, the eyes
Ok. Freaked out yet? See how ‘art’ can have such an affect on you? (This might not work on the mobile version of this site,
What is the point of a library?
Many decades ago there was a tiny library in Highgate, North London, where I lived. I don’t know how many books it had in it,
Do I miss London?
Some years ago I was thrown out of London. And banned from ever returning. † Since that time I’ve lived in Liverpool. Having lived all my
When kittens attack!
I’m writing this using the remaining fingers on my left hand, along with the stump that used to be my thumb. Wiping the dripping blood
I just cannot appreciate self-harming
Decades ago I knew a teenage girl who would self harm. Damn. Yet another lovely human I lost touch with. I wonder whatever happened to
Happy Birthday to the happy happy sound of Radio 1
On this date back in 1967, BBC Radio 1 was born. Happy Birthday, Radio 1. 46 years old, and still sounding like a modern teenager.
Christianity rapidly dying whilst Islam conquers
It is obviously the case that we are currently seeing the slow demise of Christianity in this world. An end date, less than a hundred
Drunk tanks and stigmatising the alcie arseholes
There are ideas to try to free up police time, energy and resources, by plonking drunks into privately run drunk tanks, for which they would
A Muslim man must hate his non-Muslim wife
A growing number of non-Muslim women in the UK are entering into relationships with Muslim men. Do they understand that their husbands hate them? Probably
Labour wants scroungers to have loads of spare rooms
The Labour Party’s millionaire socialist leader (wouldn’t it be nice if the leader of a party wasn’t from a privileged background!) Red Ed has rallied
Confused Supermarkets
Having previously reported on the horror of daytime shopping in supermarkets, there is a side issue I need to address. It’s about the confused signals.
My Trolley Rage
Okay, I’m getting to grips with this shopping lark, but I am suffering from trolley rage. Supermarkets. You get a trolley, walk around the stacks
The day they killed LBC
Today is a sad day. A very sad day. For today I was forced to say goodbye to LBC. Forever. Today LBC radio was switched
Islam, the religion of peace?
Three of the main world religious viruses started in the Middle East. Of the three, Christianity appears to have matured to being one of the
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