I popped into the newsagents to get some chocolate and stood behind a priest. He was saying to the shopkeeper how he needed somebody to
Category: Social Engineering
Wear a boot on your head for man-made global warming
So, in Chicago they’ve just had the Seventh Annual International Climate Change Conference. This event is a somewhat sceptical event, drawing together those who are
The madness of today’s shame and dishonour system
I recall working with a rather nice lady in her early 30s. To protect her from being identified I’m going to slightly lie about where
My cats are a-moulting so Summer is a-comin’
Yay! Summer is all but here. Temperatures are rising, skies are clearing, birds are singing. And my cats are moulting fast. Nope, little sheep, it’s exactly
G’is a ‘climate’ job, mister
Seriously. What is wrong with these people? We are in the middle of a fortnight during which mad people from madland are touring the country
The day I looked God in the eye
I attended a church service the other day. Does this mean I’m turning into a god-botherer? It wasn’t any small church either. It was the
Beware the super-moon
We’re all doomed! The super-moon is coming! When you see the moon today you won’t realise it but it will be 14% bigger than if
Liverpool votes for a Mayor, but not for wanting one
Today, parts of England are voting. In Liverpool we are voting for local councillors and also for a new Mayor. We’ve not had an
Children of God were literally children
Tales of early playground bullying? The Torah and the Bible recount a time when humans were far much more immature and, literally, younger. Very rarely
Earth Day Bollox back in the 1970s
Today it is Earth Day (22nd April, every year). Not to be confused with the pointless ‘Earth Hour’ when mad people from madland around the
What the astronauts say
This stolen from the Watts Up With That site. It’s a poster made by one of the readers, and it is a very nice background
They want you dead
What is it with those suffering from the Global Warming religion? They hate humanity soooo much, that they want drastic measures taken to reduce the
James Delingpole eats Bacon
Here’s what happened. Richard Bacon has a talk ‘show’ on BBC Radio 5 Live. Last week he interviewed James Delingpole. Until mid-April 2012, you can
Get the global warming religion bias out of TV news
At the moment, I seem to be very angry with the eco-loonies behind the global warming religion. My reasoning is that it is because of
Low carbon recipes? Ffs!
When is this madness about man-made climate change going to stop? The massive huge corporations are so frightened of the damage that the eco-loonies behind
More outrageous biased BBC news reporting
It is alarming how the BBC still continues to be used as a major propaganda machine on a range of different topics, such as Climate
Oi Catholics, leave gays alone!
What is it with these mad god-botherers and their constant need to control people? Ah, of course, it’s about control, isn’t it. God-botherers love to
Americans are just so backward & anything but free!
Americans love to control everything. Cleverly they use the word ‘freedom’ a lot and there’s a lot of propaganda associated with their global desire to
Make Bradford British
Channel four’s two parter “Make Bradford British” has had the expected panning from the mainly White and definitely Middle-class journalists, but I thought it was
The Polar Bear that was never there
A lot of people create pictures from Photoshop, compiling from different images they have, and they allow their glorious and quite striking results to be
The demonisation of carbon dioxide
We are starting to enter a period when, despite its teaching in schools as fact, voices are finally being heard that say all is not
Killing witches in England
For normal people it is hard enough to accept that there are still god-botherers in this enlightened age. It’s a relief that in the ‘freer’
Flashback Friday: 1997, part 1
I have been blogging since before the word blogging was invented. Before Google was around, before Facebook, before Youtube, before Myspace, yes, I was blogging.
The silly god-bothering dictator
Who is this god-bothering silly man John Sentamu? Why does he feel the need to control other people having sex? Yes, I know that he
No gay sex for me yet
My lack of having had sex with a man tells me that it is probably not to be. Never say never, of course, but if
A Christian/Muslim dies…
I am an equal opportunities atheist, and I like to laugh and point at both Christians and Muslims at the same time. Sooo… If you
The Virgin gets Gored with the Pole
I like the concept of Richard Branson, the Virgin man. Of the multi-Billionaires that have stashed away far more personal wealth than entire countries have
They still blame Margaret Thatcher
It’s been another week of “I blame Margaret Thatcher” up here in the actual anus of the UK, the Tory-free backward-thinking North-West. Apparently, Mrs Thatcher,
I blame Margaret Thatcher
Lefties, especially the wealthy middle class ones, are creatures of habit. One of their habits is to blame Margaret Thatcher for everything they consider that’s
How useless is a sandpaper dildo?
I’m not actually sure how useless a sandpaper dildo is. I mean, for those who partake of a little BDSM in their lives, I’d have
Living amongst real racists in Liverpool
I’m only a slight racist. Everybody’s at the very least a slight racist, even though people will protest loudly with the phrase, “I’m not a
The world ended in 2011
Atmospheric concentrations of CO2 rose by a record amount over the past year. It is the third successive year in which they have increased sharply.
The Christian fear of sexuality continues…
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So this is Christmas…
It’s Christmas Day. For a majority of the planet today is just another day. However, for most of the English speaking and ‘western’ world it’s
Going to a Carol Service
It’s weird being an outsider, y’know. But, I went to a Carol Service, ‘cos it was Christmas, innit. Ok, let’s examine this: I didn’t go
Greenie loonies libel the Tallbloke
Years ago when women were accused by the religion of the day (usually Christianity) of being witches, the representatives of that religion couldn’t wait to
Climate Change sceptic’s home raided
It isn’t a good time to be a blogger in search of the truth. Police have raided the home of a blogger in Norfolk, the
Climategate 2.0: Cameron’s adviser is now sceptical
So, if mainstream news media reports are to be believed, it appears that the UK Prime Minister’s ‘green guru’ has sussed that the whole man
Climategate 2.0: The greenie religion
Followers of Science: When the people from CERN fired a neutrino or two and they arrived at a destination far faster than they should have
Climategate 2.0: The BBC bias exposed
It is traditional during times of conflict, that the state media be used to propagate a hatred of the enemy. It is important that those
Jeremy Clarkson, the last TV hero
TV presenter, writer and personality, Jeremy Clarkson is probably the last living right-of-centre broadcaster allowed on British TV. He probably only survives because the Top
Climategate 2.0: The next tranche
Last month, whoever ‘stole’ or ‘liberated’ the original emails from the server at the University of East Anglia, that were then circulated and back in
A perspective on Climate Change
Sometimes a simple graphic illustrates it all. Here we have two graphs that make that point very well. When looking at the famous ‘hockey-stick’ graph
Nobody’s fleeing Climate Change
As the free thinking world wakes more and more to the whole Climate Change scam – the pretending that a) the Climate is in some
Even Polar Bears deny there’s Global Warming
In recent times the climate change debate has reached the news, with a far more hostile attack on those who are sceptical about the dogma
Climate lies: Even the children won’t know what snow is!
Whenever it suddenly gets cold/hot/wet/dry/windy/calm or snowy we act as if something new and unusual has happened. Why? Without distracting from how awful it must
‘Climate Change’ is really about population control
As the lies of those who want us to believe that we are facing man made climate change continue to unravel and the public slowly
The Climate Change Religion wants us to believe
Back in September 2010, I originally wrote this: The Advertising Standards Authority quite correctly banned the Government’s scare-ads in the UK promoting fear of the
Whatever happened to the ozone layer?
Whatever happened to the fear and wailing about the ‘Ozone Layer’? In the 1970s and 1980s the ozone layer was being depleted and we, yes
Hajjcam
Hajj has started. And it’s been modernised. It’s live on Youtube. There is something very calming and somewhat hypnotic about watching the faithful shuffling round
Scientific Heresy
This should be required reading for anybody blindly accepting what they are being told about Climate Change. It is the text from this year’s Angus
Christianity breeds Criminals
Atheists form about 16% of the population of the USA, yet disproportionately form only 0.21% of the prison population. Conclusion: Atheists are more moral than
The end is nigh. Again.
Damnit! It’s the end of the world. Again. That raving loony god-bothering and preaching bloke Harold Camping who had thousands of followers selling up
In the pursuit of the shiny-shiny
There is a legend that states that when the annoying Europeans landed in far off lands in order to bring evil things like Christianity to
Poverty? It’s all part of the global warmist plan
Ok, mainstream news media, tell me something we don’t know. What’s that you say? People across the UK are plummeting into poverty? No shit, Sherlock. The problem
The long wave goodbye to Long Wave
The BBC operates an outlet of Radio 4 on 198kHz Long Wave. In the recent cut-back announcements, mention was made of running the facility down.
The massive funding for the Climate Change lie
(You may need to click through this gif image and zoom in to view) Protecting reality is hard. Protecting open mindedness is hard.
Proof that we can’t trust ‘journalists’
I’m supposed to be able to trust my local (well, regional) paper to tell me the truth and to be accurate about stuff. But I
Iain Dale gets it right about Liverpool being ghastly
Most people in the North-West won’t have heard of Iain Dale before. He’s not a leftie or a hat tipping sycophant going on and on
Faster than light neutrinos
My favourite joke of the moment is: “We don’t allow faster than light neutrinos in here” said the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar.
I’ve seen the future and it’s very cold
So, just as we didn’t need any more bad news, the really bad news is coming. The really bad news is the really bad weather
Religious people want to fiddle with your sex life
Let’s talk about sex. It would be fairly reasonable to say that you are obsessed with sex. We all are, so don’t worry about it.
Radio North Sea International, the voice of terrorism?
Radio anoraks are so easily led and have been fodder across the years for some pretty outrageous ripping off and false beliefs. To this day,
Equality or Not?
So… a lot of the job application forms, mainly those put out by the politically correct luvvies that run the public sector, suggest that applicants
9/11
So many articles. So many words. So many thoughts. So many lives destroyed. The tenth anniversary of something – anything – else probably wouldn’t cause
The end of the Global Warming gravy-train?
You know these context-sensitive adverts you get to see around things you read on the net? You know. If you are reading about cats, then
Sangat TV is our true community and togetherness
I’m not a Sikh. Obviously. But, if I was to follow a religion that appears to actually be about peace, then I could do no better
A mench for the Mensch
There was a time when politicians were like space aliens in the way they were so completely out of touch with most of the population.
Europe needs a revolution
As you may know, I’m a Pat Condell anorak. He makes occasional video blogs, or pronouncements, via Youtube. His latest addresses the erosion of
The Polar Bear that was never there
A lot of people create pictures from Photoshop, compiling from different images they have, and they allow their glorious and quite striking results to be
Social Media wins the war on facts
Things have moved on since the last time Israel was bombing Palestinians, even though Israel still controls its own people and its propaganda with mantras.
How religion is eating us alive
We all know what a virus is. Some viruses are not too dangerous, but most of the viruses that invade our body make us unwell
We have to stop the mental illness of religion
At the time of composing this, the full horror of what happened in the centre of Oslo and the tiny island of Utoeya is still
Stop teaching our children the lies
Do our children stand a chance to grow up without feeling stressed and depressed? I think there’s a misguided perception that childhood is a cotton-wool
Living amongst real racists in Liverpool
I’m only a slight racist. Everybody’s at the very least a slight racist, even though people will protest loudly with the phrase, “I’m not a
The woman with the cross
It’s Flashback Friday. Every Friday we bring back a golden oldie article from yesteryear. A chance for you to re-read it and see if it
The Church rejected Christ’s own family?
Channel 4 in the UK is not backward with coming forward with ‘anti’ stuff about Jesus Christ oriented religions. In fact, every few months there’s
The doctors who wanted to kill us
It’s Flashback Friday. Every Friday we bring back a golden oldie article from yesteryear. A chance for you to re-read it and see if it
As Islam invades England, who will survive?
When religion invades a country, it’s never pretty. When the Roman Catholics brought their particular ideology over to the UK (well, yes, it wasn’t actually
The Bible/Torah and Homosexuality
On her American radio show recently, homophobic Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus18:22, and
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacs and other mad people
Yes, Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacs. They confuse me. Yep, they have a fear. A fear of numbers. Well, a fear of the number 666 to be more precise.
Time to reject the Christian hard wired hatred of Isalm
For most people in the UK, who we are and what we think is pretty much pre-written and pre-designed. We are actually quite ignorant of
What about Harold Camping’s victims?
As an atheist I have natural compassion. It’s how almost all atheists work, actually. We care about others and right from wrong because that’s who
A Religion without a God
This is a speech given by Derk Jan Eppink in t’Stadleest bookshop, Antwerp on 25th May 2011 at the re-launching of the Dutch translation of
Following the leader
I am still fascinated by the aftermath of the failed Judgement Day Rapture event, which successfully didn’t start with loads of earthquakes at 6pm, and
Gaza concentration camp crossing opened
This is the Jewish way. It has to be stopped. Today is a day that the Palestinian people of Gaza have longed for. From today,
Has Judgement Day moved to June 1st?
I wonder if the mad people from madland who pushed around to the extremely gullible that Saturday May 21st was Judgement Day did it out of
I’m not dead … Are you?
Now then, do stop me if I’m wrong but I’m not dead. That’s good news to me, since I don’t want to be dead. I
Will you be Raptured?
As you may be aware, Christopher England was ‘Raptured’ yesterday. Apparently this was to annoy all the stupid Christians who assumed they had the monopoly
Tribute from Libya
I continue to spend 7 or 8 hours of my life every evening glued to Tribute FM, a contemporary English speaking radio station broadcasting from
The World Ends on Saturday
PREPARE FOR THE END OF THE WORLD. I can unexclusively reveal that Judgement Day is here. WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE ON SATURDAY MAY
Derren Brown let me down
Warning: Never ever look this man in the eyes! I have to state that an air of disappointment hangs over me following a viewing of
Happy Aggressive Secularism
It’s that time of year when the closed-minded celebrate the most bizarre of the fairy-story aspects of their religion that they accept without question; the
Children of god were literally children?
Tales of early playground bullying? The Torah and the Bible recount a time when humans were far much more immature and, literally, younger. Very rarely
Science and Environment shouldn’t be seen together
When you put two words together into a phrase like “Love and Marriage” or “Horse and Carriage” you kind of expect them to actually somehow
Isle of Man International Broadcasting Madness
It’s Flashback Friday. Every Friday we bring back a golden oldie article from yesteryear. A chance for you to re-read it and see if it
Radio Caroline plays rock oldies, yes it does!
I recently wrote an article about Radio Caroline. As I have explained before, this can be a dangerous thing to do, as there are mad
The atheists fightback!
Just say no! I’m a great admirer of http://www.atheistcampaign.org and the momentum that built-up in the campaign for an atheist message on a bus in
Save the Swastika
The Swastika is a lovely symbol. It means a lot to a lot of people, and yet there are those who want it banned. This
Poor Joseph!
Didn’t the Jews used to punish women quite harshly for adultery back in those days? How come Mary was spared? I think we should be