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Month: August 2016

It’s not about the money

31 August, 2016 Christopher England

So, Ms Junior Doctor wearing a SWP badge and carrying a photo of Jeremy Corbyn, what will make this strike go away? Give us exactly

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Why are football chants so gay?

30 August, 2016 Christopher England

The football season is here. This means that men, because it’s always mainly men, will be performing their strange aggressive singing. Why is it always

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Say NO to the devil’s lettuce

29 August, 2016 Christopher England

OMG!  OMG!  I feel sick after watching the CCTV (a screengrab of which is below). Ms Erica White, aged 34, from leafy Surrey, was a

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Social Justice

28 August, 2016 Christopher England

I stole this from the excellent satiria.net who really need to bring this magazine out for real.  Butthurt Corbynistas will hate it. Check satiria.net out here.

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Love these bad boys

27 August, 2016 Christopher England

I just got to get me this family. I want to plant them in my garden. Facing and staring at my annoying nosy neighbours. I

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Remoaners need to stop crying

26 August, 2016 Christopher England

For more than two months they’ve been whinging and moaning. I’m talking about the ‘Remoaners’. Yes, they continue to toll bells and shuffle with depressed

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Lego declares war

25 August, 2016 Christopher England

One of the perils of living in a house with children in it is that the carpet or hard floor is never clear. Ok, it’s

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Keep the burqa out of banks

24 August, 2016 Christopher England

In these modern times it is extremely important for lefties to scream and shout “La la la la la” with their fingers in their ears,

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The story of Christianity

23 August, 2016 Christopher England

There are many religions, of course, but in the UK, Christianity, whilst slowly dying in favour of Islam, is the one currently embedded into the

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Reading a book can kill you

22 August, 2016 Christopher England

Pictorial proof that books are dangerous. Bloody Dangerous. See, pulling one out of a bookcase is like pulling a plug out of a dyke. Erm.

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How to control immigration

21 August, 2016 Christopher England

I keep hearing mental debate on immigration. The left appears to think it’s cool to just allow people to come into the UK and that

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My CAT scan

20 August, 2016 Christopher England

I have often wondered what doctors learn from a CAT scan. The other day, rather frightened, they forced me to have a CAT scan.  I

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I predict a riot!

19 August, 2016 Christopher England

So, we the people, read the manifestos of the parties that we could elect members of, and in May 2015 we elected the Conservative Party

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The prejudices of leftie comedians

18 August, 2016 Christopher England

Ariane Sherine is a leftie comedian, writer, and funny lady (And, to be fair, she’s also been heart-wrenchingly sad). She first came onto my radar

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Dangerous Storm in a Teacup

17 August, 2016 Christopher England

Old people. Especially very old people. They are the ones with a phrase for every occasion. Not just ‘a stitch in time saves nine’ (which

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Ye olde radio anoraks kill the memories

16 August, 2016 Christopher England

Why do old radio anoraks steal and defile the names of old extinct radio stations? There have been some great radio station, especially the offshore

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Why can’t Millennials understand logic?

15 August, 2016 Christopher England

I have spent my life on the internet being attacked by mental baby-boomers, well, baby-boomer radio anoraks, who think it’s cool to hide behind multiple

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August 14th 1967

14 August, 2016 Christopher England

Today, August 14th, is a day that statistically is less likely to fall on a Monday or Saturday and more statistically likely to fall on

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Anfield’s Prayer Board

13 August, 2016 Christopher England

Opposite the ‘Kop end’ (whatever that means) of Liverpool Football Club is a god-bothering centre. It’s a church, but one of those modern evangelical ones

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Finally, they’ve stopped their lies

12 August, 2016 Christopher England

There are lies.  And there are damn lies.  Look at those lies up there. Damn lies. How many people seeing the legend ‘Free Cash‘ have

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Radio’s awful ‘song listers’

11 August, 2016 Christopher England

I’d love to start a campaign of ‘calling out’ people on the radio. Well, on music radio. You can help! (Except you won’t) We need

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How deep is your love?

10 August, 2016 Christopher England

From time to time up comes the rather indelicate subject of how deep a girl’s, er, axe wound, er, fish, er, woo-woo, er, minimoo, er,

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The perspective from inside a girl’s mouth

9 August, 2016 Christopher England

A day in the life of your average girl’s mouth.  This is exactly what it looks like from the inside. Honest. (You may need to

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Little Scotlanders

8 August, 2016 Christopher England

Yes, I know that the minority of Scots seem to want to exclude themselves from the United Kingdom (or the “rUK” as they charmingly call

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The whinging illegal immigrant

7 August, 2016 Christopher England

So, a deported illegal immigrant who was working for Byron Burgers, having used forged papers in order to get the job with Byron, is complaining that

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Yay, Radio Caroline’s coming back!

6 August, 2016 Christopher England

Radio Caroline, eh? Who remembers Radio Caroline? Ding Ding. It’s a radio station that has a legend that far exceeds its reality. A bit like

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You like my new shoes?

5 August, 2016 Christopher England

Under normal circumstances I never wear, and I detest, laces.  All my shoes are slip on, and never laces.  I have watched people with laces

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Corbyn comes to Liverpool

4 August, 2016 Christopher England

Jeremy Corbyn, a potential leader of the Labour Party, came to Liverpool the other day.  He stood on top of a Fire Engine.  Luckily there

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Byron Burgers punished for obeying the law

3 August, 2016 Christopher England

You know how Momentum and the Corbynistas love nothing better than threatening rape to females they disagree with, and wishing death on the families of

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Throbby Blobby Snort Blirt

2 August, 2016 Christopher England

Saw this on a lamp post in Liverpool, and my first thought was that the words were associated with the use of a vibrator. You know,

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Sandgrounder Radio, same old shit, different area

1 August, 2016 Christopher England

You are probably familiar with a ‘Scouser’ being the odd nickname for somebody from Liverpool, but what’s somebody from Southport called? Well, they are a

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Christopher England:

A dis/misplaced Londoner now in Liverpool, yet remaining a free-thinking and commentating observer of media, people watcher, reality checking truth detective, future trend predictor and complete all round tosser.

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