So, Ms Junior Doctor wearing a SWP badge and carrying a photo of Jeremy Corbyn, what will make this strike go away? Give us exactly
Month: August 2016
Why are football chants so gay?
The football season is here. This means that men, because it’s always mainly men, will be performing their strange aggressive singing. Why is it always
Say NO to the devil’s lettuce
OMG! OMG! I feel sick after watching the CCTV (a screengrab of which is below). Ms Erica White, aged 34, from leafy Surrey, was a
Social Justice
I stole this from the excellent satiria.net who really need to bring this magazine out for real. Butthurt Corbynistas will hate it. Check satiria.net out here.
Love these bad boys
I just got to get me this family. I want to plant them in my garden. Facing and staring at my annoying nosy neighbours. I
Remoaners need to stop crying
For more than two months they’ve been whinging and moaning. I’m talking about the ‘Remoaners’. Yes, they continue to toll bells and shuffle with depressed
Lego declares war
One of the perils of living in a house with children in it is that the carpet or hard floor is never clear. Ok, it’s
Keep the burqa out of banks
In these modern times it is extremely important for lefties to scream and shout “La la la la la” with their fingers in their ears,
The story of Christianity
There are many religions, of course, but in the UK, Christianity, whilst slowly dying in favour of Islam, is the one currently embedded into the
Reading a book can kill you
Pictorial proof that books are dangerous. Bloody Dangerous. See, pulling one out of a bookcase is like pulling a plug out of a dyke. Erm.
How to control immigration
I keep hearing mental debate on immigration. The left appears to think it’s cool to just allow people to come into the UK and that
My CAT scan
I have often wondered what doctors learn from a CAT scan. The other day, rather frightened, they forced me to have a CAT scan. I
I predict a riot!
So, we the people, read the manifestos of the parties that we could elect members of, and in May 2015 we elected the Conservative Party
The prejudices of leftie comedians
Ariane Sherine is a leftie comedian, writer, and funny lady (And, to be fair, she’s also been heart-wrenchingly sad). She first came onto my radar
Dangerous Storm in a Teacup
Old people. Especially very old people. They are the ones with a phrase for every occasion. Not just ‘a stitch in time saves nine’ (which
Ye olde radio anoraks kill the memories
Why do old radio anoraks steal and defile the names of old extinct radio stations? There have been some great radio station, especially the offshore
Why can’t Millennials understand logic?
I have spent my life on the internet being attacked by mental baby-boomers, well, baby-boomer radio anoraks, who think it’s cool to hide behind multiple
August 14th 1967
Today, August 14th, is a day that statistically is less likely to fall on a Monday or Saturday and more statistically likely to fall on
Anfield’s Prayer Board
Opposite the ‘Kop end’ (whatever that means) of Liverpool Football Club is a god-bothering centre. It’s a church, but one of those modern evangelical ones
Finally, they’ve stopped their lies
There are lies. And there are damn lies. Look at those lies up there. Damn lies. How many people seeing the legend ‘Free Cash‘ have
Radio’s awful ‘song listers’
I’d love to start a campaign of ‘calling out’ people on the radio. Well, on music radio. You can help! (Except you won’t) We need
How deep is your love?
From time to time up comes the rather indelicate subject of how deep a girl’s, er, axe wound, er, fish, er, woo-woo, er, minimoo, er,
The perspective from inside a girl’s mouth
A day in the life of your average girl’s mouth. This is exactly what it looks like from the inside. Honest. (You may need to
Little Scotlanders
Yes, I know that the minority of Scots seem to want to exclude themselves from the United Kingdom (or the “rUK” as they charmingly call
The whinging illegal immigrant
So, a deported illegal immigrant who was working for Byron Burgers, having used forged papers in order to get the job with Byron, is complaining that
Yay, Radio Caroline’s coming back!
Radio Caroline, eh? Who remembers Radio Caroline? Ding Ding. It’s a radio station that has a legend that far exceeds its reality. A bit like
You like my new shoes?
Under normal circumstances I never wear, and I detest, laces. All my shoes are slip on, and never laces. I have watched people with laces
Corbyn comes to Liverpool
Jeremy Corbyn, a potential leader of the Labour Party, came to Liverpool the other day. He stood on top of a Fire Engine. Luckily there
Byron Burgers punished for obeying the law
You know how Momentum and the Corbynistas love nothing better than threatening rape to females they disagree with, and wishing death on the families of
Throbby Blobby Snort Blirt
Saw this on a lamp post in Liverpool, and my first thought was that the words were associated with the use of a vibrator. You know,
Sandgrounder Radio, same old shit, different area
You are probably familiar with a ‘Scouser’ being the odd nickname for somebody from Liverpool, but what’s somebody from Southport called? Well, they are a
