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Month: September 2016

The truth about ghosts

30 September, 2016 Christopher England

The most common ghosts are the visions dressed in white sheets with flailing arms. These are people who died changing their duvets. They roam bedrooms,

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The UK takes in ‘child’ migrants

29 September, 2016 Christopher England

So, ‘children’ are being rounded up in the disgusting Calais camp called ‘the Jungle’, ready to be brought into the UK.  But, all is never

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Haters gonna hate Theresa May

28 September, 2016 Christopher England

So, Corbynistas and those (normally Remoaners) who are against this government (even though both it and its leader are receiving the highest approval ratings in

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The spoiler table

27 September, 2016 Christopher England

I’ve often looked at spoilers on the back of boy racer cars and wondered what they were for. When I lived in East London, nearly

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It’s hard being English

26 September, 2016 Christopher England

Maybe the English will be allowed their identity back once we have shed ourselves of the EU and then Scotland.  Maybe.

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HyperNormalisation

25 September, 2016 Christopher England

Nothing is real. We are being perception managed. Check out the latest Adam Curtis film.  It will burn nearly 3 hours out of your life.

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Box clever?

24 September, 2016 Christopher England

So, I ordered two rolls of sticky-backed carbon fibre vinyl Fablon, using the trusty service of Amazon. Two large boxes arrived. I mean, large boxes.

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Remoaners enslaved by the hidden hand

23 September, 2016 Christopher England

Conspiracy theories.  Yeah, normally the domain of those with mental health issues or the over consumption of recreational drugs. But, with the Remoaners refusing to

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Death warmed up

22 September, 2016 Christopher England

So, visiting my neighbour’s place, I was intrigued by what he did for a living. “Well, I’m a collector.” “Of what?” “People” “People?” “Yes.  When

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Time for the Remoaners to leave the UK

21 September, 2016 Christopher England

There are a few things that aggravate me about ‘Brexit’. Well, not a few things, as such, because the aggravation comes from just one source

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EU infatuation getting in the way

20 September, 2016 Christopher England

When it came to voting on whether or not the United Kingdom wanted to stay as a member of the EU, 46 million of our

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The very very bad man

19 September, 2016 Christopher England

Costco is that pretentious store that supposedly provides goods at wholesale prices. Most of its customers are not retailers but ordinary pretentious people who are

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Traditional Family Butcher

18 September, 2016 Christopher England

I’m not so sure that boasting about being into butchering families is a good idea. I mean, currently, it’s illegal and considered a bit of

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Calling occupants of Interplanetary Craft

17 September, 2016 Christopher England

So.  Have aliens landed? Is this one of their craft?  Is this a communication system, speaking outward to the universe? I think we should be

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Proof of water on Mars

16 September, 2016 Christopher England

Finally.  Photographic proof that beyond any doubt, there is water on Mars…

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Here come the clowns

15 September, 2016 Christopher England

There was a time when all we really had to worry about was a zombie apocalypse. Zombies slowly shuffling towards us, or us turning the

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An iPhone Joke

14 September, 2016 Christopher England

The iSheep just accept that the iPhone biatch has dictated that there is no longer any place for for insertion into it. Typical iPhone biatch.

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A Winter Poem

13 September, 2016 Christopher England
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Pump up the jam

12 September, 2016 Christopher England

Why don’t London have any of these?  They want to encourage less use of motorised vehicles, don’t they? They need to learn from the North-West.

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Sterling devalued by an algorithm

11 September, 2016 Christopher England

So, whilst the likes of anti-Brexit sore losers like James O’Brien from LBC radio preach their daily leftie sermons about the sky falling, the truth

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Stop giving expats our money

10 September, 2016 Christopher England

One of the things we need to stop as part of the final stage of ‘Brexit’ is the haemorrhaging of money and the rights to

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UK girls head to Jungle to provide sex

9 September, 2016 Christopher England

I’ve never understood the sexual appeal of mass murderers. However, the more they tortured and raped and slowly killed a person, the more sex appeal

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Too many radio stations

8 September, 2016 Christopher England

Many decades ago I spoke at length with Ronan O’Rahilly, the founder of Radio Caroline, about where ‘music radio’ was going. This was in the

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Corbyn – the Millennial Granddad

7 September, 2016 Christopher England

With Jeremy Corbyn cutting the figure of a pencil drawn 1920s Leninesque character from the yellowing pages of an old well-thumbed book about plots and

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Dogs MUST be carried

6 September, 2016 Christopher England

I have often wondered how to demonstrate to those who, like myself, do not have Asperger’s Syndrome, what a person with Asperger’s, or most forms

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Ladies and Gentlemen

5 September, 2016 Christopher England

I was forced to complain to the management of a certain Liverpudlian eatery.  “WTF’s going on?” I asked trembling with anger. Which toilet was I

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What caused your bump?

4 September, 2016 Christopher England

At this time of year there are many things flying around, buzzing around, and they can be bad for your health.  For that reason, I

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Socialism in photos

3 September, 2016 Christopher England

I’m never quite sure which species would function under ‘socialism’ and end up with everybody being treated fairly and equally, but it ain’t the human

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Union Jack Radio for Brexiters

2 September, 2016 Christopher England

It had to happen didn’t it. We now have an openly xenophobic nationalistic radio station. Would you believe it? It must come as a reaction

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Sheep Grazing

1 September, 2016 Christopher England

I love this photo, even though I only had my phone to hand when I took it. It is of a stone upon which various

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Christopher England:

A dis/misplaced Londoner now in Liverpool, yet remaining a free-thinking and commentating observer of media, people watcher, reality checking truth detective, future trend predictor and complete all round tosser.

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