The most common ghosts are the visions dressed in white sheets with flailing arms. These are people who died changing their duvets. They roam bedrooms,
Month: September 2016
The UK takes in ‘child’ migrants
So, ‘children’ are being rounded up in the disgusting Calais camp called ‘the Jungle’, ready to be brought into the UK. But, all is never
Haters gonna hate Theresa May
So, Corbynistas and those (normally Remoaners) who are against this government (even though both it and its leader are receiving the highest approval ratings in
The spoiler table
I’ve often looked at spoilers on the back of boy racer cars and wondered what they were for. When I lived in East London, nearly
It’s hard being English
Maybe the English will be allowed their identity back once we have shed ourselves of the EU and then Scotland. Maybe.
HyperNormalisation
Nothing is real. We are being perception managed. Check out the latest Adam Curtis film. It will burn nearly 3 hours out of your life.
Box clever?
So, I ordered two rolls of sticky-backed carbon fibre vinyl Fablon, using the trusty service of Amazon. Two large boxes arrived. I mean, large boxes.
Remoaners enslaved by the hidden hand
Conspiracy theories. Yeah, normally the domain of those with mental health issues or the over consumption of recreational drugs. But, with the Remoaners refusing to
Death warmed up
So, visiting my neighbour’s place, I was intrigued by what he did for a living. “Well, I’m a collector.” “Of what?” “People” “People?” “Yes. When
Time for the Remoaners to leave the UK
There are a few things that aggravate me about ‘Brexit’. Well, not a few things, as such, because the aggravation comes from just one source
EU infatuation getting in the way
When it came to voting on whether or not the United Kingdom wanted to stay as a member of the EU, 46 million of our
The very very bad man
Costco is that pretentious store that supposedly provides goods at wholesale prices. Most of its customers are not retailers but ordinary pretentious people who are
Traditional Family Butcher
I’m not so sure that boasting about being into butchering families is a good idea. I mean, currently, it’s illegal and considered a bit of
Calling occupants of Interplanetary Craft
So. Have aliens landed? Is this one of their craft? Is this a communication system, speaking outward to the universe? I think we should be
Proof of water on Mars
Finally. Photographic proof that beyond any doubt, there is water on Mars…
Here come the clowns
There was a time when all we really had to worry about was a zombie apocalypse. Zombies slowly shuffling towards us, or us turning the
An iPhone Joke
The iSheep just accept that the iPhone biatch has dictated that there is no longer any place for for insertion into it. Typical iPhone biatch.
Pump up the jam
Why don’t London have any of these? They want to encourage less use of motorised vehicles, don’t they? They need to learn from the North-West.
Sterling devalued by an algorithm
So, whilst the likes of anti-Brexit sore losers like James O’Brien from LBC radio preach their daily leftie sermons about the sky falling, the truth
Stop giving expats our money
One of the things we need to stop as part of the final stage of ‘Brexit’ is the haemorrhaging of money and the rights to
UK girls head to Jungle to provide sex
I’ve never understood the sexual appeal of mass murderers. However, the more they tortured and raped and slowly killed a person, the more sex appeal
Too many radio stations
Many decades ago I spoke at length with Ronan O’Rahilly, the founder of Radio Caroline, about where ‘music radio’ was going. This was in the
Corbyn – the Millennial Granddad
With Jeremy Corbyn cutting the figure of a pencil drawn 1920s Leninesque character from the yellowing pages of an old well-thumbed book about plots and
Dogs MUST be carried
I have often wondered how to demonstrate to those who, like myself, do not have Asperger’s Syndrome, what a person with Asperger’s, or most forms
Ladies and Gentlemen
I was forced to complain to the management of a certain Liverpudlian eatery. “WTF’s going on?” I asked trembling with anger. Which toilet was I
What caused your bump?
At this time of year there are many things flying around, buzzing around, and they can be bad for your health. For that reason, I
Socialism in photos
I’m never quite sure which species would function under ‘socialism’ and end up with everybody being treated fairly and equally, but it ain’t the human
Union Jack Radio for Brexiters
It had to happen didn’t it. We now have an openly xenophobic nationalistic radio station. Would you believe it? It must come as a reaction
Sheep Grazing
I love this photo, even though I only had my phone to hand when I took it. It is of a stone upon which various
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