That weird thing has happened again. Usually we miss out September. So, in that sense, I’m a bit late this time. I need to leap
So, apart from actual rumpy pumpy, the solo playing with oneself is some of the porn that I produce. Erm, watch. No, I meant, a
OMG, another reason for women to take forever and ever in a toilet. But, since women tend to go to the toilet in pairs, is
Kate Bush first appeared on the scene back in the 1970s, with a song called Wuthering Heights. Nobody understood the words, but the pitches that
It’s not what it seems, officer. Honest. It’s just his arm. Honest. His arm.
Erm. It’s good to see more details about the return of Radio Caroline. I think. My site watching crawler thingie just pinged up with news
If you have no interest in, let’s say, netball, you don’t join a netball supporters club, do you? Well, unless you feel bullied into pretending
As you may know, I hate oldies. Especially the tedious ones from groups like Pink Floyd. OMG, save me from the awful Pink Floyd oldies!
It keeps happening. I keep coming across these very violent lefties. And they are scaring me, forcing me to retreat to my safe space. Strangely,
So, there’s a revolution going on. Another one. Remember how the late 1960s and early 1970s saw a revolution. After decades of a conservative (with
The Scots are strange. Well, around half of them are. Mainly, the racists who hate the English. This is a long standing tradition. They like
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton walk in to a bar. Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says, “The media is really
Who remembers when the Sex Pistols were an outrage? They represented a violent and aggressive reaction to the sameness of the day. They were considered
There’s a strange correlation between love and hate. And there are some danger signs to watch out for. In its peak, the flower power era
“I am no longer accepting the things I can not change. I am changing the things I can not accept.” O-k-a-y. Is this even a
When Remoaners (those who wanted to remain) lost the referendum over UK membership of the European Union, something bizarre happened. Yes, the throwing themselves face
What the fuck? I’m sure I’ve actually had this as a nightmare/dream. Brilliant!
There’s an industry in Liverpool, a very profitable one. Liverpool has one of the biggest drug dealing industries in the UK. This is because of
Why am I not allowed to chose to not buy The Sun? You see, I want to not buy The Sun. I can’t actually remember
It’s moving into that time of year when we need to think about the animals. Animals don’t like the cold. We need to do all
I’m confused as to what this moving gif (If it’s not moving, click through to a platform that supports movement) means. Let me try to
Wing Mirrors are essential. I mean, let’s imagine you are driving a very large lorry or wagon or whatever, then wing mirrors are essential. Essential. The
It is now the rule that we must hate our leaders. Why is this? There’s a pattern, too. The more terms that a Prime Minister
Look what I just did. Look what I put in my coffee. Instead of a sugar, I tried sprinkling Welsh Sheep Poo liberally over the
My Facebork timeline is full of bile and anger in a way I’ve never seen it before. I’m wondering if, no, convinced that, Facebork is
So, once upon a time in Liverpool, there was a local TV station. It had the non-Scouse name of ‘Bay TV’. Apart from low budget
It’s a funny thing, but writing stuff for this place goes through a cycle. Sometimes it’s dead easy and I have loads of bits all
Ok, anybody? See these boots with their Batman style utility belts? What country am I in and what is the profession of the wearer?
I think I really like the way the drug problem is being dealt with in the Philippines. Three million out of the population of 102
So, driving along a country road, it’s perfectly normal to suddenly come across a tree that has a face and is a head with an
Why does Donald Trump make me smile? Well, I think he’s doing brilliantly. Let me explain. To understand, I need you to think of WWE.