That weird thing has happened again. Usually we miss out September. So, in that sense, I’m a bit late this time. I need to leap
Month: October 2016
What did women do before vibrators were invented?
So, apart from actual rumpy pumpy, the solo playing with oneself is some of the porn that I produce. Erm, watch. No, I meant, a
Smearing on the toilet seat
OMG, another reason for women to take forever and ever in a toilet. But, since women tend to go to the toilet in pairs, is
Theresa May gets a Bush compliment
Kate Bush first appeared on the scene back in the 1970s, with a song called Wuthering Heights. Nobody understood the words, but the pitches that
Bad man cake
It’s not what it seems, officer. Honest. It’s just his arm. Honest. His arm.
Radio Caroline getting ready for Easter
Erm. It’s good to see more details about the return of Radio Caroline. I think. My site watching crawler thingie just pinged up with news
Atheists need full rights too
If you have no interest in, let’s say, netball, you don’t join a netball supporters club, do you? Well, unless you feel bullied into pretending
A Korean Gayageum gone Floydy
As you may know, I hate oldies. Especially the tedious ones from groups like Pink Floyd. OMG, save me from the awful Pink Floyd oldies!
The murderers disguised as peace lovers
It keeps happening. I keep coming across these very violent lefties. And they are scaring me, forcing me to retreat to my safe space. Strangely,
Viva la revolution, goodbye the liberal elite
So, there’s a revolution going on. Another one. Remember how the late 1960s and early 1970s saw a revolution. After decades of a conservative (with
The Scots obviously don’t really want independence
The Scots are strange. Well, around half of them are. Mainly, the racists who hate the English. This is a long standing tradition. They like
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton walk into a bar
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton walk in to a bar. Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says, “The media is really
Tea with the Sex Pistols
Who remembers when the Sex Pistols were an outrage? They represented a violent and aggressive reaction to the sameness of the day. They were considered
When love and peace really means hate and conflict
There’s a strange correlation between love and hate. And there are some danger signs to watch out for. In its peak, the flower power era
Confused change acceptingness
“I am no longer accepting the things I can not change. I am changing the things I can not accept.” O-k-a-y. Is this even a
We’ve bred generations who throw tantrums when they lose
When Remoaners (those who wanted to remain) lost the referendum over UK membership of the European Union, something bizarre happened. Yes, the throwing themselves face
Men In Chairs
What the fuck? I’m sure I’ve actually had this as a nightmare/dream. Brilliant!
Time to kill the scrambler bike riders
There’s an industry in Liverpool, a very profitable one. Liverpool has one of the biggest drug dealing industries in the UK. This is because of
Gimmie the choice to not buy The Sun
Why am I not allowed to chose to not buy The Sun? You see, I want to not buy The Sun. I can’t actually remember
If you’re cold, animals are cold too
It’s moving into that time of year when we need to think about the animals. Animals don’t like the cold. We need to do all
Who’s behind The Donald?
I’m confused as to what this moving gif (If it’s not moving, click through to a platform that supports movement) means. Let me try to
Always use your wing mirrors
Wing Mirrors are essential. I mean, let’s imagine you are driving a very large lorry or wagon or whatever, then wing mirrors are essential. Essential. The
Comedians and their hate speech
It is now the rule that we must hate our leaders. Why is this? There’s a pattern, too. The more terms that a Prime Minister
Welsh Sheep Poo Mocha
Look what I just did. Look what I put in my coffee. Instead of a sugar, I tried sprinkling Welsh Sheep Poo liberally over the
Facebork is making you angry
My Facebork timeline is full of bile and anger in a way I’ve never seen it before. I’m wondering if, no, convinced that, Facebork is
Made in Liverpool
So, once upon a time in Liverpool, there was a local TV station. It had the non-Scouse name of ‘Bay TV’. Apart from low budget
An article a day keeps the money away
It’s a funny thing, but writing stuff for this place goes through a cycle. Sometimes it’s dead easy and I have loads of bits all
Are these boots made for walking?
Ok, anybody? See these boots with their Batman style utility belts? What country am I in and what is the profession of the wearer?
The successful fight against drugs
I think I really like the way the drug problem is being dealt with in the Philippines. Three million out of the population of 102
The owls are not what they seem
So, driving along a country road, it’s perfectly normal to suddenly come across a tree that has a face and is a head with an
Trumping Trump wrestling stylee
Why does Donald Trump make me smile? Well, I think he’s doing brilliantly. Let me explain. To understand, I need you to think of WWE.
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