Gongs. I don’t mean the chimes of Big Ben. Not bongs, but gongs. Look, it’s the time of year. It is today that recipients of
Month: December 2016
Why Jews and Muslims mutilate children’s genitals
Very odd way to placate an obviously highly disturbed and constantly angry entity, innit. Handing over gold, or or even food, kinda makes sense. But,
Will we hear more from Wee Krankie in 2017?
She might speak a bit in 2017. Mainly to whinge about Brexit on behalf of the 9% of the UK population she’s the boss of.
Will I listen to Radio Caroline in 2017?
Yes, I’ve expressed excitement about Radio Caroline returning in 2017 before. It is exciting! I mean, the whole thing of offshore radio was exciting. At
2016: The year of hate and hope
2016 seems to have been a year full of disappointment for many. A year full of hate, and yet a year pointing to a lot
Only 364 days to Christmas
Well, thank fuck that’s all over, innit. Now radio stations can stop playing all the Christmas shite. I can stop having to shake hands and
Hey Joseph, man, she takes piss innit
Get out man, get out. This girl is trouble. She’ll be making up lies about the baby that will last for thousands of years!
The awfulness of Christmas
There is something sad about Christmas for even the functional families. The celebration of it is far more complex and demanding than even the most
Gays victimising women
Ok, so it seems that some weirdo decided to harass a woman on a plane. Sadly, this happens all the time. We live in an
Men! It’s nearly time
I must look for a list I made last year of all the people I need to buy prezzies for. Not sure where I put
LEAVE? NO! BETTER IN?
I’ve been thinking about this. About how wrong it is to want to leave. Yes, I know, you may think that I’m some kind of
Snowflakes shed liberal tears about President Trump
OMG! What just happened? Well, what just happened is that due process happened to confirm that Donald Trump is the President-elect of the United States
Stop punishing new music lovers each Christmas
So, there I was sitting in the bath, occasionally letting bubbles come up to the surface, and my radio, on the other side of the
I saw Santa in a pub
Wow. Look. Proper white hair. Proper beard. Red suit. Black belt. White trim. You know, it must be him. Santa is real.
Stop the police needing a degree!
When I heard that the minimum entry level educational requirement for a future bobby on the beat, copper, plod, rozzer, filth, old bill, bizzie, pig,
Sleeping rough is a personal choice
At this time of year, the hard-done-by type stories get rolled out. Here’s one: We have to be very sad about those who are sleeping
Christmas brings out the perverts
See what happens when the toys come out to play behind your backs? When you are not watching them, they get up to all sorts
Social Media watching innocent children die
There is something more than uncomfortable about ‘watching’ innocent children getting killed. Heck, most young children are ‘innocent’. More so when they are caught up
A birth and a death
Let me tell you what just happened to a lady I know. A lovely lady, from a very close-knit family. Her daughter, and indeed everybody
A lady missile
This is an actual thing, ok? It’s proof, if it were ever needed, that a woman’s period is the most dangerous time of the month.
Liverpool panto star violently beaten up
News reaches me about a pantomime in Liverpool. And how an actor, a character in the panto, got beaten up by a bunch of about
Looking Back -v- Looking Forward
Watching any episode of BBC Question Time, or tuning in for any political interview, the one thing that’s noticeable is the balance of ‘Looking Back’
Now, that’s what I call a Phat burger
So, this has to be the best ever, extremely healthy, burger. Indeed, it is the Phat Burger. The Phat Burger, probably named as a parody
Forget peer reviewing, start peer-to-peer reviewing
Knowledge and understanding moves slowly forward for humanity. We are currently stuck using a dangerously precarious process that’s known as ‘Peer Review’. ‘Peer Review’ is
It’s snowing!
We’ve had just a tiny bit of snow outside. Here’s the view from the front door. I’m not sure if I should venture out today.
The LibDem Head of Remoaning
Failed politician Nick Clegg, once Deputy Prime Minister, once leader of the Liberal Democratic Party, and now man full of self-importance, has been recycled as
How to avoid boogeyman attack in bed
Science has discovered that there truly are boogeymen hiding under the bed. YOUR BED. Yes, when all the lights are off, and it’s the dark
Social Media warriors gotta hate Boris
Blimey. More anti-Brexit lies. Would you believe it! A few days ago my social media timelines were full with anti- Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson outbursts from
The pizza from hell
It’s compulsory on Facebork to photograph everything one eats. And pets. Hopefully, the two subjects are kept separate. What did we do before we could
When’s the second by-election?
So, I generally find Julia Harley-Brewer a hard listen. Her show is on talkRADIO weekdays between 10am and 1pm. The hard listen bit is that
There was no November, honest
You hated November 2016. It upset you greatly. So, therefore, as far as England’s England is concerned, there was no November 2016. The post previous
England's England 