I don’t like any sport. I’m not unique in this. There are many people who seriously have no interest in any sport. Yet for each
Category: Behaviour
OMG! It’s August the 14th … all over again!
I’m an anorak’s wet dream, I am. Jeeez. Spare me. It’s August the 14th. Noooooooooo. Back in 1967 this was the day that all the
The need for a human-being delete button
I was going in to Liverpool Lime Street station to see somebody off on their train when I happened upon one of the many drunks/druggies
I Guess We All Knew
(A guest article written by Peter Moore) A 12 year old girl goes shopping and fails to return, quite plausible. Maybe she has a secret
Tidy desk? – Nothing to do!
(Not me, not my desk, not even slightly similar. Honest.) I like my desk untidy. It’s MY desk with MY things on it and nobody
What is it that housewives do all day?
A man came home from work and found his 3 children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers
Most fans of ‘celebs’ are maaaad
I was talking to somebody very famous the other day. There are very few modern day ‘celebs’ from the weird world of the soap operas
Let’s make ‘grassing’ cool
‘Grassing’ is good. No, honest, it’s good to be a ‘grass’. It’s only those who are doing something wrong that want you to believe that
The scum that waits for the hand-out I’ve paid for
Sometimes I work 20 hour days. Sometimes I work unsocial hours. Sometimes I’m forced to spend time away from home. In return for this, I
Global Warming is melting street lights. Not.
It’s been 46 degrees Celsius in parts of America. That’s hot. Very hot. But, hey, that’s the weather. It does that. It gets hot. It gets cold.
Radio on the TV
“People just don’t listen to the radio via their TVs!” That’s something I’m told on a regular basis by people who really need to get
Why is smaller cheaper than bigger?
There is a logic that says the more I buy the cheaper things should get. In theory, buying 200 apples should cost me less per
The Golfer and the Leprechaun
A golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods. Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a
Don’t fear the songs
I don’t go on about it, but I own one and a half internet radio stations. I started off helping out and so owning a
The religion virus has to wither away
The dominant warring religion viruses, born of the inbred desert tribes of the Middle East thousands of years ago, are destined to use the humans
Unhappy Muslims
I get mail. People send me things. I recently got sent this: The Muslims are not happy! They’re not happy in Gaza.They’re not happy in
I was a real nowhere man
I can’t tell you where I’ve been. I can’t tell you how I got there. I can’t tell you how I got back. I can’t
The Global Warming Hoax is melting
Weather and climate are funny things, aren’t they? Our climate across the UK and North America is largely dependant on these massive great big fat
What If?
We all worry about our destiny. In this respect, we are all born blind, but as we age we realise that the curse of knowing
God’s hiding place found in a boson
A Higgs-Boson walks into a Catholic church. The priest shouts, “We don’t allow Higgs-Bosons in here.” The Higgs-Boson replies, “But without me, how can you
The mugger the mob wanted freed
Here’s the thing. I was strolling through a part of the centre of Liverpool, when I happened upon a small crowd surrounding two people. “Let
Australians forced into fuel poverty
Tomorrow, July 1st 2012, Australians have to start paying a very silly tax. It’s called a Carbon tax. It’s weird that it’s called a ‘carbon’
Why are there news programmes on BBC1?
I don’t understand why there is a news sequence on BBC1 television. They have a news sequence starting at 1pm then 6pm and another one
The Queen visits Northern Ireland
Today/tomorrow, there’s a historic ‘handshake’ between the IRA leader Martin McGuinness and Her Majesty the Queen of the country he used to murder people within…
The mobile phone is killing real life experiences
Why doesn’t anybody actually watch anything any more? I mean, once upon a time one sat at the cinema or theatre and allowed the director
Should gays be allowed to marry?
Recently, a protracted conversation broke out via Google+ (here) between myself and Simon, after I made the bold statement “Those god-botherers really must stop interfering
A mention of Mensch’s //Menshn
I like those who are slightly ‘mad’, dare to be different and maybe end up appearing quirky or eccentric whilst working in jobs that require
Never Seconds raises over £100,000
I’m going to have to break cover about my latest anorak addiction. It’s nine year old Martha Payne (and probably her dad, Dave). So, there’s
Nobody’s fleeing Climate Change
As the free thinking world wakes more and more to the whole Climate Change scam – the pretending that a) the Climate is in some
Ghoulish Musicals about tragedy
Liverpool’s old Empire theatre was recently host to a local amateur production of Titanic – The Musical. Nothing against the quality of this particular production or anything
Where are the real Radio Caroline ‘fans’?
Once upon a time radio audiences were measurable in their millions. This would include the audiences for offshore radio stations like Radio Caroline. Certainly during
Religion’s cruelty over gay marriage
I’m not gay but my boyfriend is. Ok, that’s that old straight man’s joke. But, I’m not gay. Well, not yet. I’ve said it before,
They’ve started to fire climate change sceptics
This email from Gordon Fulks: Hello Everyone, In theory at least Oregon State University (OSU) seems to be a bastion of academic freedom, diversity, and tolerance.
Christianity breeds criminals
Atheists form about 16% of the population of the USA, yet disproportionately form only 0.21% of the prison population. Conclusion: Atheists are more moral than
Tie = Lie = so that you buy
Body language is a funny thing. Through it, you can supposedly tell all you want to know about a person. But there are some people
Shiny-shiny video calling
Choices are not allowed under communism. Basic freedoms are removed in favour of a one-size-fits-all society. Individuality and self expression are frowned upon with extreme
Historic temperatures just keep getting colder
History is a very strange reality. You’d kind of imagine ‘history’ was based on facts, based on the records of the time, based on the
The men who can’t stand their wives
(Not my bed; Not my ladies) I’m currently writing this whilst enjoying an afternoon in bed with three ladies. Not that I like to boast
The Polar Bear that was never there
A lot of people create pictures from Photoshop, compiling from different images they have, and they allow their glorious and quite striking results to be
My day in a confessional box
I popped into the newsagents to get some chocolate and stood behind a priest. He was saying to the shopkeeper how he needed somebody to
Breath-test car start
I recently laughed out loud at some drunk and drugged driver who killed herself by, well, being drunk and drugged and unable to control her
Wear a boot on your head for man-made global warming
So, in Chicago they’ve just had the Seventh Annual International Climate Change Conference. This event is a somewhat sceptical event, drawing together those who are
Driving drunk and drugged
At 6 in the morning on New Year’s Day, 19 year old Sasha Jarvis was driving herself and her mate Sian Lloyd Davies in her
The madness of today’s shame and dishonour system
I recall working with a rather nice lady in her early 30s. To protect her from being identified I’m going to slightly lie about where
My cats are a-moulting so Summer is a-comin’
Yay! Summer is all but here. Temperatures are rising, skies are clearing, birds are singing. And my cats are moulting fast. Nope, little sheep, it’s exactly
Blue Peter flutters off BBC1
So, the BBC announced that children’s TV programmes would be shuffled off their flagship channel BBC1 but would continue on CBBC, the BBC’s very popular
I blame Margaret Thatcher
Lefties, especially the wealthy middle class ones, are creatures of habit. One of their habits is to blame Margaret Thatcher for everything they consider that’s
G’is a ‘climate’ job, mister
Seriously. What is wrong with these people? We are in the middle of a fortnight during which mad people from madland are touring the country
Bitty, want bitty
I don’t have a problem with women getting their tits out for their kids. It seems perfectly natural to me. However, it does seem to
The day I looked God in the eye
I attended a church service the other day. Does this mean I’m turning into a god-botherer? It wasn’t any small church either. It was the
Beware the super-moon
We’re all doomed! The super-moon is coming! When you see the moon today you won’t realise it but it will be 14% bigger than if
Liverpool votes for a Mayor, but not for wanting one
Today, parts of England are voting. In Liverpool we are voting for local councillors and also for a new Mayor. We’ve not had an
What if Simon Cowell was openly gay?
Of course, I’m not even slightly saying Simon Cowell is gay, after all he has recently been engaged to be married and there are many
The truth is out there, but where?
Nobody believes anything anybody says any more. There are parts of the world where this is not the case. North Korea might be an example.
Capital Radio heads in One Direction
When Harry, the one who had all the hair, from the X-Factor created band One Direction did the ‘thank-yous’ at the Brit Awards he put his
Children of God were literally children
Tales of early playground bullying? The Torah and the Bible recount a time when humans were far much more immature and, literally, younger. Very rarely
Earth Day Bollox back in the 1970s
Today it is Earth Day (22nd April, every year). Not to be confused with the pointless ‘Earth Hour’ when mad people from madland around the
London’s telly-watchers will all explode today
Well, today’s the day when Londoners bleat and moan and slash their wrists. For today’s the day that analogue TV gets switched off forever. Here
Analogue clocks are favoured by mad people!
I am not alone in not being able to understand these round things with shapes and a few numbers on that are supposed to tell
What the astronauts say
This stolen from the Watts Up With That site. It’s a poster made by one of the readers, and it is a very nice background
They want you dead
What is it with those suffering from the Global Warming religion? They hate humanity soooo much, that they want drastic measures taken to reduce the
Resist the Earth Hour, be free of mind
Today, you should free your mind and not fall for the Eco-Nazis and Enviro-Taliban call for you to sit in darkness during their annual ‘Earth
Today I will be mostly cutting my hedge
Being a Londoner, and coming from an area where nobody speaks the same language (mine is a minority one in East London, called ‘English’), I
Ever decreasing attention spans
It might be a good thing that modern generations are increasingly multi-tasking, but it does seem that they are also increasingly unable to concentrate on
Fat people hearing the Hungry signal
The cruelty and taunts from those who aren’t fat aimed at those who are have crushed confidence and led to many a suicide. Fat people
James Delingpole eats Bacon
Here’s what happened. Richard Bacon has a talk ‘show’ on BBC Radio 5 Live. Last week he interviewed James Delingpole. Until mid-April 2012, you can
Get the global warming religion bias out of TV news
At the moment, I seem to be very angry with the eco-loonies behind the global warming religion. My reasoning is that it is because of
Low carbon recipes? Ffs!
When is this madness about man-made climate change going to stop? The massive huge corporations are so frightened of the damage that the eco-loonies behind
Never more than a minute away from music
Nobody human knows why, but somewhere along the way, the programmers of commercial music radio stations decided they were scared of the music they played.
More outrageous biased BBC news reporting
It is alarming how the BBC still continues to be used as a major propaganda machine on a range of different topics, such as Climate
Oi Catholics, leave gays alone!
What is it with these mad god-botherers and their constant need to control people? Ah, of course, it’s about control, isn’t it. God-botherers love to
Americans are just so backward & anything but free!
Americans love to control everything. Cleverly they use the word ‘freedom’ a lot and there’s a lot of propaganda associated with their global desire to
Make Bradford British
Channel four’s two parter “Make Bradford British” has had the expected panning from the mainly White and definitely Middle-class journalists, but I thought it was
The Polar Bear that was never there
A lot of people create pictures from Photoshop, compiling from different images they have, and they allow their glorious and quite striking results to be
Dydd Gwŷl Dewi hapus
March is the month for the Irish to celebrate their Irishness. They do this by getting very drunk on the 17th, St Patrick’s Day. (Please
The demonisation of carbon dioxide
We are starting to enter a period when, despite its teaching in schools as fact, voices are finally being heard that say all is not
Proof that we can never trust journalists
I’m supposed to be able to trust my local (well, regional) paper to tell me the truth and to be accurate about stuff. But I
Flashback Friday: 1997, part 3
I have been blogging since before the word blogging was invented. Before Google was around, before Facebook, before Youtube, before Myspace, yes, I was blogging.
The cost of your alcohol abuse
You drunks and alcies have been in the news again. You are costing us a fortune. You are terrorising hospital staff and getting in the
Sprinkle when you tinkle
Moan moan moan. I’ve written before about women and their obsession with the toilet seat being up or down, as if they are the only
The ‘Grate’ Toilet Seat Debate
Men and women are different to each other. There are a number of places that this difference causes a little friction. One is in the
The Valentine’s Day hype
Look, I do realise that Valentine’s Day is a hype. It is a device used to generate profit for those who publish and sell cards.
Not enough people in prison are killing themselves
Here’s something I put ‘out there’ on Google Plus (which copies to Twitter and Facebook) for small debate and discussion. Because of the radical nature
Killing witches in England
For normal people it is hard enough to accept that there are still god-botherers in this enlightened age. It’s a relief that in the ‘freer’
Flashback Friday: 1997, part 1
I have been blogging since before the word blogging was invented. Before Google was around, before Facebook, before Youtube, before Myspace, yes, I was blogging.
The World’s Strictest Parents
A BBC Three series called “The World’s Strictest Parents” has been taking up my time over recent days. I’ve had to watch all of it.
The silly god-bothering dictator
Who is this god-bothering silly man John Sentamu? Why does he feel the need to control other people having sex? Yes, I know that he
No gay sex for me yet
My lack of having had sex with a man tells me that it is probably not to be. Never say never, of course, but if
A Christian/Muslim dies…
I am an equal opportunities atheist, and I like to laugh and point at both Christians and Muslims at the same time. Sooo… If you
The Virgin gets Gored with the Pole
I like the concept of Richard Branson, the Virgin man. Of the multi-Billionaires that have stashed away far more personal wealth than entire countries have
Fearne’s phone fears
An interesting side comment by Fearne Cotton on her radio show led to a barrage of texts and emails agreeing with her. She revealed in
Incompetency based Competency testing
Imagine, if you will, that you can sing. You want to take this further and so you apply to the X Factor. The day of
They still blame Margaret Thatcher
It’s been another week of “I blame Margaret Thatcher” up here in the actual anus of the UK, the Tory-free backward-thinking North-West. Apparently, Mrs Thatcher,
I blame Margaret Thatcher
Lefties, especially the wealthy middle class ones, are creatures of habit. One of their habits is to blame Margaret Thatcher for everything they consider that’s
Tidy desk? – Nothing to do
Not me, not my desk, not even slightly similar. Honest. I like my desk untidy. It’s MY desk with MY things on it and nobody
The day Steve Conway realised he was one of THEM
I’ve spoken before about my Steve Conway Envy (here). From the results of a search across England’s England it would appear that I obesses about
How useless is a sandpaper dildo?
I’m not actually sure how useless a sandpaper dildo is. I mean, for those who partake of a little BDSM in their lives, I’d have
Living amongst real racists in Liverpool
I’m only a slight racist. Everybody’s at the very least a slight racist, even though people will protest loudly with the phrase, “I’m not a
The cuts won’t affect Liverpool’s skunk industry
Despite the vast majority of the occupants in the Anfield area of North Liverpool having never actually worked, quite a number can be very enterprising
No prosecuting of racist Diane Abbot again
When Diane Abbott showed her true, er, colours, with her latest racist outburst, what struck me most was how she actually had no idea how
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