An interesting examination of a range of different but not so different ways of cataloguing the United State of America shows an interesting correlation. It’s
Month: February 2015
Cannabis and the paranoia it brings
We know that cannabis, even in its mildest form can have a dramatic affect on the mind. For those afflicted with awful diseases like Multiple
Worst nightmare in a lift … evah
We’ve all seen those scary prank videos which involve a ghostly looking child suddenly appearing in a lift to terrify the passengers. Well, this is
The iSheep paying homage to their idol
You might be reading this on a platform like Facebork that doesn’t allow moving gifs. That being the case, you will need to click through
A message to me in the bath
I have virtually no memories of my past. In fact, most memories only go back a decade or so, although there are sporadic incidents that
Face the hand, face the hand
Woah. Whoever made this is brilliant. I’m not sure where it came from, but it’s one of those pictures that makes you stop and think.
Did women write the Satanic Bible?
Men are dicks. Especially young men. And bearing in mind that the ancient desert tribes, whose mutterings have formed parts of the current religion virus that still
We cause the climate change that causes
We were definitely told not that long ago that man-made climate change (ie it’s all our fault) would mean dramatically warmer winters. “Children will never
The religiously inflicted disrespect atheists
Well, they are both disrespectful in their own way, I guess, but the disparity is wrong. How come those suffering from a religion virus mustn’t
Beware how you push that button
Absolutely brilliant! I hope all the lay-dees that check out England’s England heed the advice, especially, “Save your soul! Don’t touch your hole!” Heck, just
The proper way to advertise WD40
WD40 is a wonderful spray. It was originally developed in 1953, and has survived since then as man’s best friend. I always have a can
What shape is moving?
So. These shapes are turning (You might need to click through from your old fashioned platform to my website to see this properly). But what
Radio Caroline or Radio Europa to make election broadcasts
Radio Caroline is set to return to the air with a party political broadcast telling you how to vote in May! Rumours are that the
What colour is this dress?
Here’s a weird one. It’s a weird one that has polarised and confused. And all it is, is a photo of a dress. But what
Can you change a girl’s face on Valentine’s Day?
Valentine’s Day is a day for girls. Girls judge the success or otherwise of Valentine’s Day and bring up their judgement call every day for
Getting a kick out of you
I’m not being funny, but this is the kind of person I want on my team. Ok, yes, she’s right legged and everything, when really
We’re all doomed. Doomed, I tell ya
So I’m out for my morning constitutional stroll and feeling all secure and like nothing could go wrong and I stumble over to watch
Manx spells things different
What is it with these crazy hazy Manx personages, eh? What are they like, eh? Heck, I know they mainly keep themselves to themselves and
Why are we more attractive to foreigners than the French?
We here in the UK might moan and complain about our lot, but there must be something vastly better about living here than, say, well,
Blowing raspberries at Scotland
You can’t go any further ‘north’ on the Isle of Man than the Point of Ayre. It’s where the west-ish side of the island
Psst! Wanna rent a phonebox?
I was strolling by two olden style red phoneboxes in Liverpool, just outside Lime Street station, the main railway hub of our fair city. Well,
No Fish and Chips in Liverpool
I’ve said it before. I’ll say it again. There are NO Fish and Chips shops in Liverpool. That’s extremely odd for a city that’s a traditional
Proof that iSheep are mentals!
Soooo. The whole point of using a tablet is that you no longer need to revert to the old fashioned anti-environmentally friendly ways of chopping
Islam, the religion of peace
For the overwhelming number of followers of Islam, the religion their parents forced into them from birth is a religion of peace. Where it’s not
The Bee Sting
A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain
To offend or to be offended, that is the question
I, probably like many others, have a number of discarded attempts at writing up my sad, depressing, witty and clever response to the whole Charlie
Why are we asking superstitious mumbo jumbo believers about mitochondria?
Ok. So, there’s the big debate about whether or not we can safely have ‘three person babies’. And of course, media wheels out those who
We need more pretty houses
The colours are vivid and primary, but mainly they are striking. Very striking. Most importantly, they are extremely pleasing on the eye. The contrasts complement
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