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Month: March 2015

Moving Forward

31 March, 2015 Christopher England

You can’t change the future by living in the past.

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Those random toilet moments

30 March, 2015 Christopher England

It always happens to me when I’m out, and I always forget my bowel cancer screening kit and so don’t make the best of the

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Not so Smooth Radio

29 March, 2015 Christopher England

Dear all-that-is-holy. Just been trapped for two hours on a coach with Smooth Radio playing through the entire vehicle. There is a reason why Smooth

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The colour of a Snowdrop

28 March, 2015 Christopher England

I hate that song “Ferry Cross the Mersey“.  To compound the hatred, it used to be played during any journey on a ferry going across

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Sigh. Huff. Puff. Sigh

27 March, 2015 Christopher England

  Sigh. You know it. It’s just one of those days, man.

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Got to hand it to me

26 March, 2015 Christopher England

Hey, I’ve been growing my nails, caring for them, painting and polishing them. What d’ya think? Good aren’t they? The only thing is, right, I

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Radio Caroline sinking

25 March, 2015 Christopher England

It was some sort of day around this date-ish, back in 1980 that Radio Caroline sunk. It waited until lots of people were asleep, but

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Rachel Being Chatty … still

24 March, 2015 Christopher England

Soooo…  I have always tried to produce ‘a post a day’ here on England’s England.  This task is not an easy one. In my case

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Speaking of Jesus…

23 March, 2015 Christopher England

It’ll soon be Easter, and that means the ritualistic worship of a ghostly occurrence: A very dead body lifting up into the air and floating

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Was Jesus gay?

22 March, 2015 Christopher England

Christianity isn’t alone in its homophobia. Islam hates gay people too. And so do Jews. Yeah, all the Middle Eastern originating religions hate gays. Yet,

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What exactly is Easter?

21 March, 2015 Christopher England

Easter is on its way. Easter. WTF is Easter actually about? Well….

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Trendy overpriced coffee, yum, but which is best?

20 March, 2015 Christopher England

So, when it comes to trendy overpriced coffee, I have a Starbucks card.  I have a Costa card.  And I have a Cafe Nero, er,

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Your belly has eaten your telly

19 March, 2015 Christopher England

Yeah, ok, It’s up to 4 years ago, and your telly has got even flatter since then. But, have you gotten a lot fatter? I

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The dangerous human-hating faith replacing Christianity

18 March, 2015 Christopher England

Why is it that those who don’t unquestioningly ‘believe’ a particular ‘faith’ usually know more about it than the ‘believers’? Weird, innit? Take the ‘facts’

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When in doubt, get on your horn

17 March, 2015 Christopher England

All you have to do is press it…

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Putting a flower in an arsehole and calling it a vase

16 March, 2015 Christopher England

There are some people who live by phrases like, “You can’t put a flower in an arsehole and call it a vase.” But what do

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The evolution of the desk

15 March, 2015 Christopher England

Ok, yes, I know this moving gif is really an advert (if you are viewing this via an old fashioned platform like Facebork, you’ll need

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Cat Scratcher…Cat Scratcher

14 March, 2015 Christopher England

I ended up the other day discussing this lady’s habits when playing with her pussy.  She particularly enjoyed playing with her pussy in the cold

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Would you Adam and Eve it?

13 March, 2015 Christopher England

The religion virus is a strange thing.  It successfully blinds people to the bleedin’ obvious. Take this painting as an example. I mean, what is

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A journey into the Twilight Zone?

12 March, 2015 Christopher England

Man, this is so hypnotic.  (If you are viewing on a platform that doesn’t display moving gifs, such as Facebork, you may need to click

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Sharia Law for the UK?

11 March, 2015 Christopher England

  I believe this photo (above) was taken toward the end of the 1970s in Kabul, Afghanistan. It is just a typical photo of two

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The truth is unimportant for those who tell us about Global Warming

10 March, 2015 Christopher England

I didn’t write this.  I spied it elsewhere.  It says almost everything I think about those who fall for the lies of the highly funded

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Excuses are running out

9 March, 2015 Christopher England

Or, at least the excuses were running out.  For now we have the neck-saving invaluable:

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Advanced Computer Check Bullshit Wizard

8 March, 2015 Christopher England

Time to click through to England’s England and get checked out.  Be afraid.  Be very afraid…

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Erasing history is like playing GTA for the Islamic State

7 March, 2015 Christopher England

I am not an anorak of ‘history’, and it has to be said that there are those who love and live it.  All that archaeology

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I’m watching you

6 March, 2015 Christopher England

Eye eye.   There is something quite terrifying when all eyes suddenly tun and are on you. Or are they looking at that thing that’s

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Alzheimer’s disease is so unkind

5 March, 2015 Christopher England

I knew this proud and harmless elderly couple. They’d been together for about 15 years. He is 75 and she, well, she looks younger. She

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Toilet options, are you sure?

4 March, 2015 Christopher England

Have you noticed how everything is computer-speak these days?  Just sayin’!

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Save us from sofa journalists

3 March, 2015 Christopher England

Who remembers the days when supposed ‘news’ media actually had journalists who got off their arses and went out to research items and then composed

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Israel and Islamic State building towards the final showdown

2 March, 2015 Christopher England

Recently, bunches of Jews threatened to leave their current host countries, France and the United Kingdom, and head off to their holy land, their nirvana,

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Watch her squirt

1 March, 2015 Christopher England

WTF is this? I mean, WTF is it? Ok, if you are viewing this from an old fashioned platform like Facebork that doesn’t support moving

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Christopher England:

A dis/misplaced Londoner now in Liverpool, yet remaining a free-thinking and commentating observer of media, people watcher, reality checking truth detective, future trend predictor and complete all round tosser.

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