You can’t change the future by living in the past.
Month: March 2015
Those random toilet moments
It always happens to me when I’m out, and I always forget my bowel cancer screening kit and so don’t make the best of the
Not so Smooth Radio
Dear all-that-is-holy. Just been trapped for two hours on a coach with Smooth Radio playing through the entire vehicle. There is a reason why Smooth
The colour of a Snowdrop
I hate that song “Ferry Cross the Mersey“. To compound the hatred, it used to be played during any journey on a ferry going across
Sigh. Huff. Puff. Sigh
Sigh. You know it. It’s just one of those days, man.
Got to hand it to me
Hey, I’ve been growing my nails, caring for them, painting and polishing them. What d’ya think? Good aren’t they? The only thing is, right, I
Radio Caroline sinking
It was some sort of day around this date-ish, back in 1980 that Radio Caroline sunk. It waited until lots of people were asleep, but
Rachel Being Chatty … still
Soooo… I have always tried to produce ‘a post a day’ here on England’s England. This task is not an easy one. In my case
Speaking of Jesus…
It’ll soon be Easter, and that means the ritualistic worship of a ghostly occurrence: A very dead body lifting up into the air and floating
Was Jesus gay?
Christianity isn’t alone in its homophobia. Islam hates gay people too. And so do Jews. Yeah, all the Middle Eastern originating religions hate gays. Yet,
What exactly is Easter?
Easter is on its way. Easter. WTF is Easter actually about? Well….
Trendy overpriced coffee, yum, but which is best?
So, when it comes to trendy overpriced coffee, I have a Starbucks card. I have a Costa card. And I have a Cafe Nero, er,
Your belly has eaten your telly
Yeah, ok, It’s up to 4 years ago, and your telly has got even flatter since then. But, have you gotten a lot fatter? I
The dangerous human-hating faith replacing Christianity
Why is it that those who don’t unquestioningly ‘believe’ a particular ‘faith’ usually know more about it than the ‘believers’? Weird, innit? Take the ‘facts’
When in doubt, get on your horn
All you have to do is press it…
Putting a flower in an arsehole and calling it a vase
There are some people who live by phrases like, “You can’t put a flower in an arsehole and call it a vase.” But what do
The evolution of the desk
Ok, yes, I know this moving gif is really an advert (if you are viewing this via an old fashioned platform like Facebork, you’ll need
Cat Scratcher…Cat Scratcher
I ended up the other day discussing this lady’s habits when playing with her pussy. She particularly enjoyed playing with her pussy in the cold
Would you Adam and Eve it?
The religion virus is a strange thing. It successfully blinds people to the bleedin’ obvious. Take this painting as an example. I mean, what is
A journey into the Twilight Zone?
Man, this is so hypnotic. (If you are viewing on a platform that doesn’t display moving gifs, such as Facebork, you may need to click
Sharia Law for the UK?
I believe this photo (above) was taken toward the end of the 1970s in Kabul, Afghanistan. It is just a typical photo of two
The truth is unimportant for those who tell us about Global Warming
I didn’t write this. I spied it elsewhere. It says almost everything I think about those who fall for the lies of the highly funded
Excuses are running out
Or, at least the excuses were running out. For now we have the neck-saving invaluable:
Advanced Computer Check Bullshit Wizard
Time to click through to England’s England and get checked out. Be afraid. Be very afraid…
Erasing history is like playing GTA for the Islamic State
I am not an anorak of ‘history’, and it has to be said that there are those who love and live it. All that archaeology
I’m watching you
Eye eye. There is something quite terrifying when all eyes suddenly tun and are on you. Or are they looking at that thing that’s
Alzheimer’s disease is so unkind
I knew this proud and harmless elderly couple. They’d been together for about 15 years. He is 75 and she, well, she looks younger. She
Toilet options, are you sure?
Have you noticed how everything is computer-speak these days? Just sayin’!
Save us from sofa journalists
Who remembers the days when supposed ‘news’ media actually had journalists who got off their arses and went out to research items and then composed
Israel and Islamic State building towards the final showdown
Recently, bunches of Jews threatened to leave their current host countries, France and the United Kingdom, and head off to their holy land, their nirvana,
Watch her squirt
WTF is this? I mean, WTF is it? Ok, if you are viewing this from an old fashioned platform like Facebork that doesn’t support moving
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