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Month: April 2015

The problem with length

30 April, 2015 Christopher England

See, it’s like this. I’m a big knob around here, innit.

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What would Heathens Do?

29 April, 2015 Christopher England

When Christianity was being forced onto whole villages and communities, usually under threat of death for those who did not comply, the Bible bashers found

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Top secret increase in Antarctic sea ice

28 April, 2015 Christopher England

Why doesn’t it make the news when we get record sea ice extent in Antarctica? I mean, right, for the time of year, the ice

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Being overweight is healthy

27 April, 2015 Christopher England

A new report suggests that being overweight is not as harmful as is commonly believed, and actually confers some surprising benefits. Being 5 to 10

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Huge cat falls on taxi and crushes it

26 April, 2015 Christopher England

It’s ‘Kitty’. I live in Kitty’s house. And here he is falling from a skyscraper onto a taxi. Wooooah! Did he survive? Well, you’ll be

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Kurds fight back against Choudary’s death taunts

25 April, 2015 Christopher England

One of my old stomping grounds from my yoof is Wood Green in North London.  Unconsciously I watched as it changed and rapidly became an

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That small line of dirt

24 April, 2015 Christopher England

Dear small line of dirt that won’t go into the dustpan, you remind me of wiping my arse.  You know, wiping my arse when it’s

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St George’s Day is racist day

23 April, 2015 Christopher England

People who are not English, like for example people who claim to be ‘Scottish’, love to slag off St George’s Day. This breaks down into

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Getting pregnant for benefits

22 April, 2015 Christopher England

Fair-ish comment…

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Why do we allow these wasters to live?

21 April, 2015 Christopher England

So, after a few days of very large floaters, I decided to get advice.  Not the toilet floaters that you have to beat down with

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Being a god could be so good

20 April, 2015 Christopher England
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Pirate Radio drama from fort on River Humber

19 April, 2015 Christopher England

Members of a local drama group will be ‘all at sea‘ for their next production – well out on the River Humber at any rate,

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Liverpool bullies and their racist attacks

18 April, 2015 Christopher England

I spotted these flyposts on a wall of a building in Lime Street, Liverpool.  At first they were a complete mystery. Who or what was

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Hot pussy! Fwoah. Hot Pussy!

17 April, 2015 Christopher England

Mind you, I’m not sure you’d actually want this pussy sitting on your lap. Well, not unless you were wearing asbestos! But it’s a very

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Meanwhile at Facebork…

16 April, 2015 Christopher England
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Time for a revamp of Late Night Citytalk

15 April, 2015 Christopher England

Tucked away on a mainly forgotten Liverpool radio station called Citytalk, the late night phone-in show is still presented by the nearly 70 year old Pete

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Royal rumours

14 April, 2015 Christopher England

I’m hearing on the grapevine that the Duchess of Cambridge, Kate, is going to push a baby out of her vagina. (Or will they slice

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Hitler’s parlour games

13 April, 2015 Christopher England

How history has demonised Adolf Hitler, eh? It seems he was a bit of a joker, back in the day… (This was a joke, btw!)

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One of the most disgusting things … evah

12 April, 2015 Christopher England

It is disgusting and scummy, isn’t it?  Nobody in their right mind wants it spurted all over their meat.

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What 3 words describe your box?

11 April, 2015 Christopher England

This is absolutely brilliant.  Like everything brilliant it is simple, so very very simple. This is a concept that I’m really surprised has never been

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Strict discipline to avoid splash-over

10 April, 2015 Christopher England

Some men have no idea how to aim when they tinkle.  They are almost as bad as women, apart for the fact that they are standing

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Everything comes to he who waits, especially The Undertaker

9 April, 2015 Christopher England
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Radio Caroline anoraks turn even more mental

8 April, 2015 Christopher England

I had a few moments spare in my life, so I had a quick trot around various old time radio fora recently.  Sadly, I seem

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Some things are just not what they say they are!

7 April, 2015 Christopher England
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Mess with their heads, man

6 April, 2015 Christopher England

Mwahhahahaha!

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The final ever 19

5 April, 2015 Christopher England

Quite a moving remix, this:

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What’s the point?

4 April, 2015 Christopher England

Taking a selfie every half an hour or so is a modern day essential part of being part of today’s world.  But, usually the subject

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Thunderbirds are definitely go

3 April, 2015 Christopher England

No no no no no no no. This is just not F-A-B. This is NOT Lady Penelope. What is wrong with you people? In all

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An elephant never forgets

2 April, 2015 Christopher England

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a

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My Kitty April Fooled me

1 April, 2015 Christopher England

Huh! Man I fell for that one.  My Kitty got me. He pretended he was hung like a horse. But he joked, because really he

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Christopher England:

A dis/misplaced Londoner now in Liverpool, yet remaining a free-thinking and commentating observer of media, people watcher, reality checking truth detective, future trend predictor and complete all round tosser.

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