See, it’s like this. I’m a big knob around here, innit.
Month: April 2015
What would Heathens Do?
When Christianity was being forced onto whole villages and communities, usually under threat of death for those who did not comply, the Bible bashers found
Top secret increase in Antarctic sea ice
Why doesn’t it make the news when we get record sea ice extent in Antarctica? I mean, right, for the time of year, the ice
Being overweight is healthy
A new report suggests that being overweight is not as harmful as is commonly believed, and actually confers some surprising benefits. Being 5 to 10
Huge cat falls on taxi and crushes it
It’s ‘Kitty’. I live in Kitty’s house. And here he is falling from a skyscraper onto a taxi. Wooooah! Did he survive? Well, you’ll be
Kurds fight back against Choudary’s death taunts
One of my old stomping grounds from my yoof is Wood Green in North London. Unconsciously I watched as it changed and rapidly became an
That small line of dirt
Dear small line of dirt that won’t go into the dustpan, you remind me of wiping my arse. You know, wiping my arse when it’s
St George’s Day is racist day
People who are not English, like for example people who claim to be ‘Scottish’, love to slag off St George’s Day. This breaks down into
Getting pregnant for benefits
Fair-ish comment…
Why do we allow these wasters to live?
So, after a few days of very large floaters, I decided to get advice. Not the toilet floaters that you have to beat down with
Pirate Radio drama from fort on River Humber
Members of a local drama group will be ‘all at sea‘ for their next production – well out on the River Humber at any rate,
Liverpool bullies and their racist attacks
I spotted these flyposts on a wall of a building in Lime Street, Liverpool. At first they were a complete mystery. Who or what was
Hot pussy! Fwoah. Hot Pussy!
Mind you, I’m not sure you’d actually want this pussy sitting on your lap. Well, not unless you were wearing asbestos! But it’s a very
Time for a revamp of Late Night Citytalk
Tucked away on a mainly forgotten Liverpool radio station called Citytalk, the late night phone-in show is still presented by the nearly 70 year old Pete
Royal rumours
I’m hearing on the grapevine that the Duchess of Cambridge, Kate, is going to push a baby out of her vagina. (Or will they slice
Hitler’s parlour games
How history has demonised Adolf Hitler, eh? It seems he was a bit of a joker, back in the day… (This was a joke, btw!)
One of the most disgusting things … evah
It is disgusting and scummy, isn’t it? Nobody in their right mind wants it spurted all over their meat.
What 3 words describe your box?
This is absolutely brilliant. Like everything brilliant it is simple, so very very simple. This is a concept that I’m really surprised has never been
Strict discipline to avoid splash-over
Some men have no idea how to aim when they tinkle. They are almost as bad as women, apart for the fact that they are standing
Radio Caroline anoraks turn even more mental
I had a few moments spare in my life, so I had a quick trot around various old time radio fora recently. Sadly, I seem
Mess with their heads, man
Mwahhahahaha!
The final ever 19
Quite a moving remix, this:
What’s the point?
Taking a selfie every half an hour or so is a modern day essential part of being part of today’s world. But, usually the subject
Thunderbirds are definitely go
No no no no no no no. This is just not F-A-B. This is NOT Lady Penelope. What is wrong with you people? In all
An elephant never forgets
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a
My Kitty April Fooled me
Huh! Man I fell for that one. My Kitty got me. He pretended he was hung like a horse. But he joked, because really he
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