If it moves, I want one, and I want it now!
Month: May 2015
Coming out about who I really am inside
I believe it is my right to declare and to ‘come out’ when it comes to how I identify myself. Deep breath. This is my
The hottest pole dancer … in the world
(If you are looking at this on an old fashioned platform like Facebork, you will need to click through in order to see it animated.
Heavy wallets delivered to Liverpool Football Club
I was lucky to see and snap a quick photo of the annual delivery of the first week’s wages for the players in the Liverpool
Have you got hard wood?
Ok, this is childish snigger bait. Sorry. But it says ‘Bona’. BONA. And look at the packaging. Snigger. It’s got a funny shape when you
Persona Synthetics
There’s an exciting development in robotics and artificial intelligence. These ‘synths’ are our friends, More importantly, they are useful machines around the home. Go and
Barista lurve
I read somewhere that if your barista fancies you, they can give you your coffee for free. Well, I had to pay for my Venti
The truth about what you are doing
This, my lovely friends, is the truth!
WTF Friday?
Over the years I have done things. Things with other people. Things that to us seemed really good at the time. And, of course, I’m
Resist Capitalism?
Yep. Feckin’ stoopid.
May the Fourth…
…oh, DAMN! I think I’m 17 days late with the tedious Star Wars Day greeting, so let’s do what everybody does when they feel a
Oh so yummy
…and it probably doesn’t even help the yeast infection from itching.
They are poisoning us
It has to stop. It really has to stop. How can these faceless wealthy merchants of child death be allowed to continue doing this? I
Scaring the crap out of people
Apparently I am a very stupid and childish man who should grow up and stop messing about. Apparently some people are just not happy with
How speeding fines are just so unfair
There’s a single method to use to avoid being caught speeding. Don’t speed. Indeed, strangely, this applies across all laws. The best and most guaranteed
McRecycle
(You probably need to click through this to see it animated, if you are looking at it on an old fashioned platform like Facebork) I
Shaking off the over-30 year old Radio 1 clingons
I am, as I used to say many times, only 19 years of age. As people around me grew old and got themselves stuck in
Who’d be a girl over 30, eh?
Males are perfect in every way. Females? Ah, well…
BBC Radio 1 to close down
This terrible news. BBC Radio 1 is closing down in June. OMG! The end, the end, the end! The evil commercial radio empire has finally
Being gay just ain’t logical
Homosexuality doesn’t make any logical sense. In contrast, heterosexuality makes a lot of sense. I mean, without heterosexuals we would just die out wouldn’t we?
Cat!
You know dontcha that cats are more than just a nice looking fur ball. They are really scary torturing, killing and eating machines. Especially at
Time to change my nappy?
They say there’s a lady in Bootle, an area of Sefton to the north of Liverpool, who calls herself Maxine. They say that Maxine surrounds
Feeling wired?
Circuit training starting soon. Too much?
No more analogue radio listening
Brilliant to see that the North West of England (and also London) has more people listening to digital radio than analogue radio. Now we need
The Militant Tendency
The religion virus originating from the Middle East is certainly one of the nastiest. It has a very destructive militant tendency. But, as people are
Are you ready for the Apple Cock Ring?
The wearing of a watch is an activity that just doesn’t reach the yoof of today. Watches are an old peoples’ thing. When somebody needs
Forced to drip dry
Well, this is a confusing new policy. How do I get it dry now? It’s looking as if I just have to leave it hanging
Meals on wheels
So concerned about the starving bears in Canada, local environmental groups have volunteered to be the providers of ‘meals on wheels’ for the poor things.
What the sooth sayers shouted on the first evah Earth Day
Earth Day was a panic promotion scheme that started in 1970 by hippies. Yeah man, 1970. That’s 45 years ago. 45 years ago! For those
Don’t get left in the dark, buy this book!
So often the ‘left’ and ‘green‘ thinking people, having walked away from the more traditional religions of the previous age that they were indoctrinated with
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