We’re all doomed. Doomed, I tell ya


So I’m out for my morning constitutional stroll and feeling all secure and like nothing could go wrong and I stumble over to watch the harbour seals playing and basking in the sun.

Then I heard this funny siren noise, and spotted a flashing light. Under the flashes were the instructions to move away. ‘Move away from the area immediately’ it said.

Move away?


First they threw me out of London and forced me to live in Liverpool.  Now here’s a siren and a flashing light telling me to move away, all over again.

And I have to stay away ‘until told to do so’.

Yeah, right, like they’ll ever allow me back!