Summer is coming. It’s going to be a hot one. And, since I am a rather trendy young gentleman, I thought I’d best buy some
1) BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT. 2) FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. 3) FORM A LOOSE GRIP. 4) KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN. 5) STAY OUT OF THE
Ok, this image may appear to have colour on it. However, it is only black and white. Honest. Your brain misinterprets the information it receives
In the news you might notice something slip quietly out to the public, and be largely ignored by mainstream media. Without it being hyped up and
I’m very confused. I’ve gathered a collection of very vivid photos of kelp. I’ve even gone and bought an aquarium with some in, and sat
Hey, people of the United States of America. You love guns because you are an extremely backward, underdeveloped people. We grown-ups know that children and
1) Their last name stays put. 2) Their garage is all theirs. 3) They can never be pregnant. 4) They can wear a white T-shirt
Half way through our morning constitutional stroll around the West Kirby marine lake, we came across Mabel. Mabel died in August 2011. In memory, somebody
There’s a store that sells renewable energy type malarkey in Banks Road, West Kirby on the Wirral peninsular. ‘Renewables’ and environmentalism is the perfect business to
Famously, Bond, James Bond, likes his Martinis shaken not stirred. His milk too maybe?
“Carbon emissions,” the global warming religion faithful bleat, “Carbon emissions!” They actually mean “carbon dioxide emissions,” because they are usually bleating about a colourless and
This is my dog Rover. I have trained him to remain completely still and not react to any distractions. Cool eh?
Now then. You can spend a good few moments examining everything in this picture. But. I’m still watching you.
Why do they keep changing the temperature records? Well, those sceptical of the whole global warming scam know, of course, that without massaging the readings,
I’ve often seen cars sporting the yellow ‘Baby On Board’ signs and wondered what it meant. Now I understand…
Hey. You can help me. I need to map exactly and precisely where the black dots are. I am finding this extremely difficult. If you
Trying to please everybody or say and do the right things so that people think we are ‘ok’ is pretty much what we all seem
Not that I ever have, but had I ever Googled for ‘Naked Men‘ I might have found these, erm, ‘naked men’. These are certainly ‘naked
It’s been 7 hours and 15 days since I made a regrettable and stupid mistake. I did something I once vowed I’d never do again
Just so you know. Christopher England passes this test with flying colours. Sigh….
Ah, the 1980s. Back to the days before we had digital photography. In those days you had to wait for your film to be developed
Somebody put this notice up on the railings of Bartlett Park in the London Borough of Tower Hamlets, apparently. Tower Hamlets has a majority population of strictly
We are told we are equal, and we must fight to stop discrimination and to pretend that we are not all different. I actually find
Don’t let anybody tell you that Mermaids don’t exist. They are always there as part of the much bigger picture. Always…
Are you fed-up being called a racist? I‘m pretty sure you are, especially since you are probably not a racist. Hurtfully, those who shout the
I wonder if John Lennon Imagined it like this…
Ah, but will you pick the button based on its colour or the power it gives you? Do girls go for different powers to boys?
I work in a lovely cocoon. Sometimes I have to spend times away in somewhat remote areas. In order to pretend I have all my
Children love the look of polar bears. They love the stories of how they are left handed, or hide their noses when they hunt for
Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the River Thames. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, “I can’t understand how
Surely it’s time to move into an era which stops deliberately using up Mother Earth’s precious resources. Yet, with considerable malice and forethought there’s an