Summer is coming. It’s going to be a hot one. And, since I am a rather trendy young gentleman, I thought I’d best buy some
Month: May 2014
Instructions seen at a golf club in Liverpool
1) BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT. 2) FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. 3) FORM A LOOSE GRIP. 4) KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN. 5) STAY OUT OF THE
The colour of money
Ok, this image may appear to have colour on it. However, it is only black and white. Honest. Your brain misinterprets the information it receives
And so Britain’s power cuts begin…
In the news you might notice something slip quietly out to the public, and be largely ignored by mainstream media. Without it being hyped up and
The benefit when you see kelp
I’m very confused. I’ve gathered a collection of very vivid photos of kelp. I’ve even gone and bought an aquarium with some in, and sat
Why do Americans think guns are cool?
Hey, people of the United States of America. You love guns because you are an extremely backward, underdeveloped people. We grown-ups know that children and
Over 30 reasons why men are happier than women
1) Their last name stays put. 2) Their garage is all theirs. 3) They can never be pregnant. 4) They can wear a white T-shirt
Somewhere across the sea
Half way through our morning constitutional stroll around the West Kirby marine lake, we came across Mabel. Mabel died in August 2011. In memory, somebody
The video store is closing down
There’s a store that sells renewable energy type malarkey in Banks Road, West Kirby on the Wirral peninsular. ‘Renewables’ and environmentalism is the perfect business to
Milkshake for James Bond?
Famously, Bond, James Bond, likes his Martinis shaken not stirred. His milk too maybe?
Preparing humanity for the Agenda 21 cull
“Carbon emissions,” the global warming religion faithful bleat, “Carbon emissions!” They actually mean “carbon dioxide emissions,” because they are usually bleating about a colourless and
Stay! Stay! Stay!
This is my dog Rover. I have trained him to remain completely still and not react to any distractions. Cool eh?
I’m watching you!
Now then. You can spend a good few moments examining everything in this picture. But. I’m still watching you.
Temperatures falsified to suit the agenda
Why do they keep changing the temperature records? Well, those sceptical of the whole global warming scam know, of course, that without massaging the readings,
Baby On Board
I’ve often seen cars sporting the yellow ‘Baby On Board’ signs and wondered what it meant. Now I understand…
Where are the black dots?
Hey. You can help me. I need to map exactly and precisely where the black dots are. I am finding this extremely difficult. If you
Everyone just wants to be liked and accepted
Trying to please everybody or say and do the right things so that people think we are ‘ok’ is pretty much what we all seem
Naked Men, hanging
Not that I ever have, but had I ever Googled for ‘Naked Men‘ I might have found these, erm, ‘naked men’. These are certainly ‘naked
Where’s the Lingonberry gone?
It’s been 7 hours and 15 days since I made a regrettable and stupid mistake. I did something I once vowed I’d never do again
Can you pass the Engineer’s Test?
Just so you know. Christopher England passes this test with flying colours. Sigh….
As easy as riding a bike
Ah, the 1980s. Back to the days before we had digital photography. In those days you had to wait for your film to be developed
Tower Hamlets tolerance
Somebody put this notice up on the railings of Bartlett Park in the London Borough of Tower Hamlets, apparently. Tower Hamlets has a majority population of strictly
My inequality as an English White
We are told we are equal, and we must fight to stop discrimination and to pretend that we are not all different. I actually find
Mermaids are real
Don’t let anybody tell you that Mermaids don’t exist. They are always there as part of the much bigger picture. Always…
Facing Scottish racism
Are you fed-up being called a racist? I‘m pretty sure you are, especially since you are probably not a racist. Hurtfully, those who shout the
Did John Lennon Imagine it like this?
I wonder if John Lennon Imagined it like this…
Which button will you press?
Ah, but will you pick the button based on its colour or the power it gives you? Do girls go for different powers to boys?
Being a Baby Doll
I work in a lovely cocoon. Sometimes I have to spend times away in somewhat remote areas. In order to pretend I have all my
Polar bears not dying enough for global warming religion
Children love the look of polar bears. They love the stories of how they are left handed, or hide their noses when they hunt for
Crocodiles on the River Thames
Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the River Thames. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, “I can’t understand how
Books are just so pointless and cruel
Surely it’s time to move into an era which stops deliberately using up Mother Earth’s precious resources. Yet, with considerable malice and forethought there’s an
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