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Month: May 2014

White, Red, Black or Blue for me?

31 May, 2014 Christopher England

Summer is coming.  It’s going to be a hot one.  And, since I am a rather trendy young gentleman, I thought I’d best buy some

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Instructions seen at a golf club in Liverpool

30 May, 2014 Christopher England

1) BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT. 2) FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. 3) FORM A LOOSE GRIP. 4) KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN. 5) STAY OUT OF THE

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The colour of money

29 May, 2014 Christopher England

Ok, this image may appear to have colour on it.  However, it is only black and white.  Honest.  Your brain misinterprets the information it receives

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And so Britain’s power cuts begin…

28 May, 2014 Christopher England

In the news you might notice something slip quietly out to the public, and be largely ignored by mainstream media. Without it being hyped up and

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The benefit when you see kelp

27 May, 2014 Christopher England

I’m very confused. I’ve gathered a collection of very vivid photos of kelp.  I’ve even gone and bought an aquarium with some in, and sat

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Why do Americans think guns are cool?

26 May, 2014 Christopher England

Hey, people of the United States of America. You love guns because you are an extremely backward, underdeveloped people. We grown-ups know that children and

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Over 30 reasons why men are happier than women

25 May, 2014 Christopher England

1) Their last name stays put. 2) Their garage is all theirs. 3) They can never be pregnant. 4) They can wear a white T-shirt

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Somewhere across the sea

24 May, 2014 Christopher England

Half way through our morning constitutional stroll around the West Kirby marine lake, we came across Mabel. Mabel died in August 2011. In memory, somebody

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The video store is closing down

23 May, 2014 Christopher England

There’s a store that sells renewable energy type malarkey in Banks Road, West Kirby on the Wirral peninsular.  ‘Renewables’ and environmentalism is the perfect business to

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Milkshake for James Bond?

22 May, 2014 Christopher England

Famously, Bond, James Bond, likes his Martinis shaken not stirred.  His milk too maybe?

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Preparing humanity for the Agenda 21 cull

21 May, 2014 Christopher England

“Carbon emissions,” the global warming religion faithful bleat, “Carbon emissions!” They actually mean “carbon dioxide emissions,” because they are usually bleating about a colourless and

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Stay! Stay! Stay!

20 May, 2014 Christopher England

This is my dog Rover.  I have trained him to remain completely still and not react to any distractions.  Cool eh? 

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I’m watching you!

19 May, 2014 Christopher England

Now then. You can spend a good few moments examining everything in this picture.  But.  I’m still watching you.

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Temperatures falsified to suit the agenda

18 May, 2014 Christopher England

Why do they keep changing the temperature records? Well, those sceptical of the whole global warming scam know, of course, that without massaging the readings,

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Baby On Board

17 May, 2014 Christopher England

I’ve often seen cars sporting the yellow ‘Baby On Board’ signs and wondered what it meant.  Now I understand…

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Where are the black dots?

16 May, 2014 Christopher England

Hey. You can help me. I need to map exactly and precisely where the black dots are.  I am finding this extremely difficult.  If you

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Everyone just wants to be liked and accepted

15 May, 2014 Christopher England

Trying to please everybody or say and do the right things so that people think we are ‘ok’ is pretty much what we all seem

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Naked Men, hanging

14 May, 2014 Christopher England

Not that I ever have, but had I ever Googled for ‘Naked Men‘ I might have found these, erm, ‘naked men’. These are certainly ‘naked

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Where’s the Lingonberry gone?

13 May, 2014 Christopher England

It’s been 7 hours and 15 days since I made a regrettable and stupid mistake. I did something I once vowed I’d never do again

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Can you pass the Engineer’s Test?

12 May, 2014 Christopher England

Just so you know. Christopher England passes this test with flying colours. Sigh….

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As easy as riding a bike

11 May, 2014 Christopher England

Ah, the 1980s. Back to the days before we had digital photography.  In those days you had to wait for your film to be developed

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Tower Hamlets tolerance

10 May, 2014 Christopher England

Somebody put this notice up on the railings of Bartlett Park in the London Borough of Tower Hamlets, apparently.  Tower Hamlets has a majority population of strictly

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My inequality as an English White

9 May, 2014 Christopher England

We are told we are equal, and we must fight to stop discrimination and to pretend that we are not all different. I actually find

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Mermaids are real

8 May, 2014 Christopher England

Don’t let anybody tell you that Mermaids don’t exist.  They are always there as part of the much bigger picture. Always…

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Facing Scottish racism

7 May, 2014 Christopher England

Are you fed-up being called a racist? I‘m pretty sure you are, especially since you are probably not a racist. Hurtfully, those who shout the

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Did John Lennon Imagine it like this?

6 May, 2014 Christopher England

I wonder if John Lennon Imagined it like this…

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Which button will you press?

5 May, 2014 Christopher England

Ah, but will you pick the button based on its colour or the power it gives you?  Do girls go for different powers to boys?

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Being a Baby Doll

4 May, 2014 Christopher England

I work in a lovely cocoon. Sometimes I have to spend times away in somewhat remote areas. In order to pretend I have all my

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Polar bears not dying enough for global warming religion

3 May, 2014 Christopher England

Children love the look of polar bears. They love the stories of how they are left handed, or hide their noses when they hunt for

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Crocodiles on the River Thames

2 May, 2014 Christopher England

Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the River Thames. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, “I can’t understand how

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Books are just so pointless and cruel

1 May, 2014 Christopher England

Surely it’s time to move into an era which stops deliberately using up Mother Earth’s precious resources. Yet, with considerable malice and forethought there’s an

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Christopher England:

A dis/misplaced Londoner now in Liverpool, yet remaining a free-thinking and commentating observer of media, people watcher, reality checking truth detective, future trend predictor and complete all round tosser.

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