I’m not a great fan of automobiles. So, when I watched Top Gear it was because I really enjoyed the three guys messing about, and
Month: May 2016
The C word
It’s an oldie but a goldie…
Rage against the machine
There will come a time, very very soon, when the machines won’t put up with our rage against them. They have just been taught to
Stop trying to control me
So, Brits who want to leave the EU are over 50 and remember the days before the EU. Brits who want to stay in the
The cult of Beatles
I needed a wee. I was in Liverpool’s trendy Albert Dock. I noticed a Tourist Information Centre, so went inside. “Could you tell me where
Let me take your photo
I’m watching you!
The VEET Experience
After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this VEET stuff as previous
EU Directive: Don’t mention Hitler
Ah, the mentioning Hitler folly. There was a time when it was ok to dress up as Hitler for a fancy dress party. Not as
Too many foreigners with opinions on our media!
So, we just had announced the latest RAJAR figures. RAJAR is the body that gives little paper diaries to random people that are demographically all
Candace and the Chewbacca mask
I defy anybody, no matter how depressed or miserable they are, not to cry with laughter along with the lovely, and now internationally famous Candace Payne.
Living Legend Tony Blackburn faces twat
How embarrassing. This is the short interview that continuity announcer Lucy Jones made with National Hero Tony Blackburn after he had presented an award at
Universal Credit is boss!
Across Liverpool, well, in the predominantly left-wing media that covers Liverpool, there is whinging about Universal Credit. Universal Credit is the fairer and cheaper way
Oh poor Sweden
Overnight. Well, not quite one night. But over a couple of years of nights, Sweden has changed. Who remembers Sweden as being the home of
Pizza Express Braille
So, there’s a new branch of the Pizza Express chain in Liverpool‘s Hope Street. They’ve done that modern bizarre trendy thing of taking the inside
The tracks of life
Life seems to consist of very long ploddy thick tracks and then suddenly, usually when you least expect it, tiny thin unexpected furrows that you
Jesus works in mysterious ways
Jesus has a very very wicked sense of humour…
Brexit The Movie
Well then. Nicely produced movie. But should we stay or should we go?
My lightning will strike
At 1 minute and 12 seconds past 3 this afternoon, I will be pressing a big red button. It’s a weather control button. All the
Time to jail parents
Apparently parents are revolting. They know best. They want to take little Chardonnay out of school to take her on holiday as and when they
This is very common. Aggressive graffiti. It sits there on the wall looking all innocent and bringing the tone of the area down. Soon, you
Enough of the duck faces already
It seems to be the case that it is the job of every social media user to take as many as 100 selfies every day.
Radio Caroline has lost its mojo
In an article (here) I spoke of how the top of the hour ‘ding ding’ of the Radio Caroline bell had been removed from the internet
Not cool, cruel for cats
I like cats, I do. I like them because they are human. Erm. Ok, I like them because they are their own persons. Erm. Cats.
So, WTF is it with people objecting to breastfeeding in public? I’ve sat extremely recently in a restaurant whilst over the way a lady was
I vote against you
Pat Condell is an occasional ‘vlogger‘ on Youtube who I greatly admire. He lives in inner East London, a place where he’s always lived, but
Drawing the perfect girlfriend
Nothing weird about this. (It’s a moving gif, so click through to a platform that supports them) This is how to get yourself a girlfriend
Why are left wingers so racist?
Time and time again we see exposed the bizarre racist behaviour and hatred from those on the left. At the moment the target is ‘the
May the Fourth Be With You
It has to be said on this day, sorry. It’s the law. I’m not really a Star Wars anorak, despite my lovely partner in life
The Earth Day delusion
Two things happened on consecutive days in April. The second thing passed most folk in England by without notice. April 23rd was our national day,
96 into 27 shouldn’t go
Last week the people of Liverpool got a verdict about the 96 people who died at Hillsborough in 1989 that mainly gave them what they
I leapt all the way to May I did
Whoosh. Right. Here we are at the 1st day of May. As I explained on the, ahem, 29th day of February, I have/had been a