So, it’s, as far as the blog date is concerned, Leap Year Day. February 29th only happens once every four(ish) years. Leap Year Day is
Month: February 2016
You recognise these three situations, if you are a cat lover. I mean, a lover of cats. Not a cat lover. That would be wrong.
Eighty is the worst age to be
“Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old man. “You always feel like you have to pee, and most of the time you
Those things you see that you shouldn’t
So, you’re in a daydream. You’re walking down the street. Shuffling past that unkempt bungalow you see something out of the corner of your eye
Missing Persons Ambassador
And 100 questions that have been asked over and over again: 01. Did they use the babysitting service provided? NO 02. Did they use any
Tax avoidance versus Tax Evasion
As we know, left leaning social meeja users are all mainly stupid. Well, ignorant. You know the types. They are at their best fighting with
Now, that’s what I call milking the stupidity of some prejudices! Let’s hope the person that wrote the sign feels a right tit now.
Time to stop all this political correctness stuff?
Where did ‘political correctness’ come from? Was it the EU? If we left the EU, would we be able to grab back our freedom from
iPad design stolen from the 19th Century
So, I went back in time to somewhere around 1890ish. And I went back to school. Well, actually I was hiding in the school from
Yes, I’ve put my tongue on it
Oh yes. I’ve done it. I’m damn sure that’s why PP3 batteries deliberately tempt us men with their seductive positive and negative terminals sticking out
Erm, so, did they have to drink it from, erm, ‘the bottle’ or did he let them fill cups and mugs? Yeuch. Feel queasy now.
Would you stick it in?
Looking through the keyhole you can see a lit corridor that is just waiting for you to stroll down. And you have a key. But
A Sikh sense of humour
Made me laugh out loud.
Climate Change Sooth-saying
Climate Change Sooth-saying about a coming apocolypse has been getting it wrong since 1970! Why do they keep getting it wrong and yet still keep getting all
The best morning view
So, you wake up and look out of your window to be greeted by this. What a perfect view. Calming. Refreshing. Recuperating.
Your fictional identity
Strange innit. Nothing is real. All the things we are conditioned to believe we must fight to defend are … just made up. If it
Not everybody is equal
It’s always the A-boards outside trendy coffee shops that say it all. It’s become one of those ‘things’ that coffee shops do to be ‘right
Spot the willy?
OMG. Did I just see a penis? I did. I saw a penis! There was penis. Look. There it is again. DISGUSTING!
Time to welcome more Ahmadis?
It is a fact that most Muslim sects views are not compatible with the established way of life throughout most of Europe. They have different
Should I paint it?
So, I’m not that into painting and decorating, but I’m thinking of making changes. I quite like the idea of making this all black and
OMG, A UFO attacks a plane!
If you look very carefully, you can see a plane way in the distance. Then, you can see it is being followed by something with
February 7th is my birthday
So, I was born on a February 7th, many many February 7ths ago. And every year I’m forced to nod, grin and look happy on February
Am I childish?
Snigger. Snigger. Snigger.
Glasgow wants English money
Well, there I was in this Chinese takeaway in Glasgow (which is a village in Scotland). You know the kind of place. I mean, you
It’s a dog’s life as a duck
Come on. Admit it. You’ve always wanted a pet duck. But all you could find at the pet shop was a little dog. Well, all
Don’t stay in the bath too long
Sometimes one likes a good soak. They say it’s good for you. A nice long soak in the bath. So much nicer than a shower.
Time to shut down BBC local radio
Somebody suggested that the BBC could save a fortune by joining together Radio 5 Live and BBC local radio. YES! This is a damn good
Rock musicians are rapidly dying
The end of 2015 and the start of 2016 seemed a bad period for lovers of rock music and the ancient rock musicians they grew