I’m not a Facebook enthusiast in any way shape or form, but I’m impressed that over 5,000 fans (and growing each day) have collected together
Month: January 2016
Something strange in the countryside
All seemed ok until the satnav stopped working. And there was strangely no signal for any of our phones. We were lost. Definitely lost. We
Your fingerprints hold secrets
Yeah, sorry about that. Your fingerprints hold no secrets whatsoever.
My Tony Blackburn
We live our lives in the blink of an eye. Without doing it consciously, we get old and our ageing is soundtracked by people or
Fancy a Kit-Kat?
Pussy. Oh, so tasty.
Islam = Christianity = Judaism
Mumbling is not all these religions have in common. Have you noticed that the real devotees share the violent rocking back and forth as they
Taking shit photos
Why do so many people take pictures of their food? And yet they rarely, if at all take pictures of their pooh? Social Meeja timelines
Let me sort your ladygarden
Completely by accident, I’ve discovered a brand new career. But I’m not sure if I can go full-time. I had no idea, but I seem
Our next Prime Minister and President
OK. The blonde elephant in the room. Donald Trump, the next President of the United States of America and Boris Johnson, the next Prime Minister
Son of the Virgin Mary
Jeez, I really must stop this publishing this Jeez stuff, innit.
Beware of god
Just sayin’.
Behind the photo
I have often wondered how you get rid of those strange squares right below the bottom layer of a picture. I’ve never found out how.
Get outa ma shed
OK, it’s not funny. Well, yes it is funny. It’s hilarious. But that doesn’t mean I don’t feel sorry for Amin…
Media has so much to answer for
Yep, media has so much to answer for! However, I believe the evidence is that ‘the internet’ is far more guilty. It lies to those
Your mother wouldn’t like it
So I was strolling around WHSmith. OK, I’d gone in to shelter from the rain. But, it was full of gifts for Mother’s Day. Wow!
Tesla magic roundabout
Science is fun. Mr Tesla made it even more fun. Thanks Tesla, mate. (Check this moving gif if it’s not moving by clicking through to
OMG! Paul McCartney is an imposter
So, we finally get to know the truth. It’s a truth that has been around in rumour and innuendo for decades. It’s the truth about
Magic Chilled kills Mellow Magic
So, there’s Mellow Magic and there’s Magic Chilled. I’m not a fan of the ‘base station’ Magic. It’s a bit too old songs for old
Does the BBC punish the old and ill?
The Tony Blackburn story continues to confuse and alarm. So, where are we now. Well, Tony’s in St Lucia on a family holiday. After the
The wallpaper from hell
Yes, it’s a pub. But why oh why would anybody sober or drunk knowingly pick this wallpaper? Indeed, why would anybody want to sell it?
It’s political correctness gone mad
There’s always a reason for censorship. And political correctness is one of the worst forms of censorship. It’s used by the left to control us.
‘Cottage’ you say?
I know about ‘cottaging’. Indeed, I don’t see anything wrong with it. Well, apart from it kinda getting in the way of people really really
Cat in a box
What is it with boxes? Whenever a box sees a cat, it instantly wraps itself around it. The box devours the cat with a hunger
The fall of Tony Blackburn
Whilst all around me were haters, I continued to love Tony Blackburn. I first listened to him broadcasting on the pirate station Big L, then
Find the panda
Have you seen him (or her)? How long did it take you to find him (or her)? Pandas are amongst us. But where?
Liverpool gets all CGIed
Liverpool has ancient looking streets and houses. And it’s cheap when it comes to being used by film companies wishing to make period dramas. So,
Attack of the analogue clocks
Have I mentioned before my hatred of analogue clocks? Yes I have! You see, analogue clocks and watches are banned in my life. They make
The new cancer sticks
Round these parts ‘vaping’ is the new method of choice for forcing nicotine onto the lungs and bringing on cancer. E-cigarettes, or ‘vapes’, are openly
Time to ban books
Books are made by killing trees, shaving them and inking them. What a bastard thing to do. But, hey that’s typical of the lefties who
Empire druggies strike back
Aren’t Liverpool’s Druggies and Alcoholics wonderful? Here’s a couple having a glorious time, having moved into the doorway of the Empire Theatre. Their belongings, along
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